The Official "Ask A Brotha" Thread - Part 1

[charl_huntress]

Yeah but you're a violent person who tries to terrorize the youth and stuff.

I don't get your humor, but I imagine that's what you're doing now.

 

[E-Man]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at that.

 

[RockSP]

Interesting. Where in Africa?

And you can't say Wakanda.

How about Zamunda?

But nah, I haven't thoroughly researched it or anything. I'm just saying in a general sense I'd consider it. A buddy of mine was supposed to go over there (can't remember which country) for a job making big $$$, but I guess it fell through since he's still here.

Unrelated: Another friend of mine married a fine African chick. She tried to hook me up with a friend of hers--also African--but she was...not attractive to put it mildly

. I guess hot girls hanging with mud ducks to make themselves look better is a worldwide phenomenon

 

[terry78]

Hot girls rarely have friends that are just as hot. That's competition they don't need.

 

[Sawyer]

This is true. And if you think you're seeing a group of hot women, you're mistaken. It's nothing but an illusion.

 

[Anubis]

LoL

"Mud Ducks" I love that term.

 

[terry78]

Which is why the Terry78 technique of hitting on the hot girl thereby making the plain jane just jealous enough to want to **** you is foolproof.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

That's nothing compared to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

 

[MrMaooz]

Idris Elba or Willard Carroll Smith?

 

[Lencho01]

Depends on the role.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Idris Elba...?

 

[MrMaooz]

Idris Elba...?

You are not a true brotha! No more big asses or PAWGS for you, TPC!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

You are not a true brotha! No more big asses or PAWGS for you, TPC!

I didn't even know what a PAWG was until I just looked it up.

Brilliant.

 

[Manic]

Idris Elba or Willard Carroll Smith?

What about them? Who's the better actor? Who had the better TV show? Who I'd rather bone? Be specific.

 

[Sawyer]

That's nothing compared to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Let's be real here. No one on this board is playing the DENNIS system. We're all moving in after completion.

 

[MrMaooz]

I didn't even know what a PAWG was until I just looked it up.

Brilliant.

You watch porn and don't even know what a PAWG is? You're a brotha, too.

What about them? Who's the better actor? Who had the better TV show? Who I'd rather bone? Be specific.

All of these questions, I guess.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

You watch porn and don't even know what a PAWG is? You're a brotha, too.

I mainly stick to black porn.

Let's be real here. No one on this board is playing the DENNIS system. We're all moving in after completion.

That's a bingo.

 

[Lencho01]

That's nothing compared to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

I had to look this up and luckily there was a full clip on YouTube.

 

[MrMaooz]

I mainly stick to black porn.

Who're your favorite stars? Start from number 2 because I know Ron Jeremy is your number 1.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Lacey Duvalle, Jada Fire, Pinky...there are more lol.

I had to look this up and luckily there was a full clip on YouTube.

Hilarious, isn't it? Dennis is screwed up.

 

[MrMaooz]

Lacey Duvalle, Jada Fire, Pinky...there are more lol.

You just made me google stuff. There's also Cherokee.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

You just made me google stuff. There's also Cherokee.

Mmm...Cherokee. She's hot. I'd poke her hontas.

 

[Lencho01]

Hilarious, isn't it? Dennis is screwed up.

I think that's putting it lightly.

 

[MrMaooz]

Mmm...Cherokee. She's hot. I'd poke her hontas.

REALLY big butt. lol

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

I think that's putting it lightly.

It really is with him.

REALLY big butt. lol

Boy, that's an ASS. Not a butt!