The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Dr. Sid Jawtug]

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Pimp Hulk says: Where's my money... ho!?

 

[Pink Ranger]

speaking of Gozer-if Donald Blake was there when Gozer asks "are you a God?" Blake could say "in this form no but then hit stick and transform into Thor and Thor would say "in this form yes!" I just always wondered what that would be like if that happened in Ghostbusters.

Venkman would still pwn him.

 

[Panthro]

speaking of Gozer-if Donald Blake was there when Gozer asks "are you a God?" Blake could say "in this form no but then hit stick and transform into Thor and Thor would say "in this form yes!" I just always wondered what that would be like if that happened in Ghostbusters.

Hehehe

 

[Hotwire]

Peter: Um, guys!
Cap: What is it?
Peter: There's something dead over here. I almost stepped on it.
Iron Man: What is it?
Peter: Looks like... Dark Knight Rises hype.

 

[bored]

Spider-Man: *sniff* Life as a super hero is so stressful.

Hulk: Hulk is hunted by military constantly and not allowed to live peaceful life.
Thor: My brother is an evil genius who is seeking to rule the world to spite me.
Iron Man: I am an alcoholic whose altruism is constantly in doubt because of my economic status.
Black Widow: I basically grew up abused and manipulated into becoming a spy for a nation I no longer serve.
Captain America: Everyone I ever knew or cared about is dead. Also, I'm a century old virgin.
Hawkeye: I'm too awesome for my own movie.

Spider-Man: *sniff* The other super heroes don't like me.

 

[Godzilla2000]

And somewhere a giant iguana is humping a building which the Avengers are taking care of thank God!

Here's something you probably didn't think you'd see, Thor and Loki getting along with each other while feeding the little duckies in Central Park.

 

[Gamma Goliath]

Peter: Um, guys!
Cap: What is it?
Peter: There's something dead over here. I almost stepped on it.
Iron Man: What is it?
Peter: Looks like... Dark Knight Rises hype.

 

[hame4479]

CAP: "We're here for the gang bang."

greatest post ever

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: You know what I wanna do?
Thor: What?
Cap: Strut.

 

[Panthro]

greatest post ever

Thank you.

All these recent captions were great.

 

[bored]

Cap: "I found my friends. Want to make fun of my mask again?"

 

[lord-22]

Spider-Man: *sniff* Life as a super hero is so stressful.

Hulk: Hulk is hunted by military constantly and not allowed to live peaceful life.
Thor: My brother is an evil genius who is seeking to rule the world to spite me.
Iron Man: I am an alcoholic whose altruism is constantly in doubt because of my economic status.
Black Widow: I basically grew up abused and manipulated into becoming a spy for a nation I no longer serve.
Captain America: Everyone I ever knew or cared about is dead. Also, I'm a century old virgin.
Hawkeye: I'm too awesome for my own movie.

Spider-Man: *sniff* The other super heroes don't like me.

he he he he

especialy the hawkeye line

 

[lord-22]

cap :who would have thought that poll can be so fun

 

[Panthro]

cap :who would have thought that poll can be so fun

Hehehehe

 

[BigThor]

Cap: "I found my friends. Want to make fun of my mask again?"

Pure comedy, hahahahaha good stuff

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World..."

 

[Hotwire]

Skrull: Hi, I'm a Skrull!

Kevin: No, you're not.

Skrull: Uh, yeah. Actua...

Kevin: Shut up! I say what you are, and I say you are NOT a Skrull! Now, be quiet!

Skrull: Uh, okay.










Skrull: I'm still a Skrull.

Kevin: I heard that!

 

[Godzilla2000]

But that can't be a Skrull because it's pink!

*My Theory* There may be Skrulls in the movie, but they're probably just going to be very briefly featured as more of a cameo to get you fanboys in a foam. Call it Loki's All Star Invasion Force if you will, or ASIF if you need and Acronym. And yes, please do read that like a Valley Girl was saying it.

If she lands on her right foot with it tilted the way it is, she's going to be injured pretty badly. Trust me, I know twice from personal experience about landing on feet twisted that way. It'll be three months of pain and a football sized foot.

Crap! I didn't bring a parachute or jetpack with me!

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff's great.

 

[mc7791]

All the guys: work it baby, work it!!

 

[Panthro]

All the guys: work it baby, work it!!

Hehehehe

 

[Smashlilman]

Skrull: Hi, I'm a Skrull!

Kevin: No, you're not.

Skrull: Uh, yeah. Actua...

Kevin: Shut up! I say what you are, and I say you are NOT a Skrull! Now, be quiet!

Skrull: Uh, okay.










Skrull: I'm still a Skrull.

Kevin: I heard that!

OMG that made my day!!

 

[shigsy2003]

Skrull: Hi, I'm a Skrull!

Kevin: No, you're not.

Skrull: Uh, yeah. Actua...

Kevin: Shut up! I say what you are, and I say you are NOT a Skrull! Now, be quiet!

Skrull: Uh, okay.










Skrull: I'm still a Skrull.

Kevin: I heard that!

That's genius.

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: Rule number one: Always listen to Cap! Rule no. 2: Stay in the middle of the trail; And rule number three:
[long pause]
Cap: He who has gas, travels at the back of the pack.





Glad to help, shigsy.

 

[Hotwire]

ance music playing:
...It's electric...Boogie-woogie-woogie!!

Thor: This IS fun!
Loki: Told you!