The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Hotwire]

Loki: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[shigsy2003]

I just want someone to love me. I'm not really a bad guy.

 

[JKM]

(Couldn't resist.)

Spidey: Hey, guys.. guys wait up! You promise to take me along next time?
Cap: You bet, Pete.
Iron Man: Yeah, besides, we figured you were too busy fighting off that Goom-- uh, I mean Lizard fella.
Spidey:
Widow: Give the guy a break already!
Thor: I like it. Another!
Hawkeye: ...
Hulk: AAARGGHHH! WHO STEP ON HULK'S TOE!

 

[Panthro]

Loki: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hehehehehehe

The dancing gag was also good Hotwire.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I need an adult!"

 

[Lady Marion]

Cap: Rule number one: Always listen to Cap! Rule no. 2: Stay in the middle of the trail; And rule number three:
[long pause]
Cap: He who has gas, travels at the back of the pack.





Glad to help, shigsy.

Bwahahahah! Great, Ice age 3.

Who is now turning around and walks sadly behind the group? Or is it why Hulk is standing behind?

 

[Hotwire]

Bwahahahah! Great, Ice age 3.

Who is now turning around and walks sadly behind the group? Or is it why Hulk is standing behind?

Thanks for the love, guys!

That's why Hulk is in the back and looks pissed about it.

 

[Smashlilman]

LOKI: "I need an adult!"

lol DBZ Abridged.

 

[Panthro]

lol DBZ Abridged.

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

 

[Guhndoi]

Loki: I have an Army!

Stark: Of Aliens?

Loki: Who said they were aliens? Well it's not Skrulls, I've been clear about that. Beyond that, I want to hide it. The identity of the army is not impactful. It exists in the comic books, but I'm not setting up the Kree-Skrull war or anything like that.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: I have an Army!

Stark: Of Aliens?

Loki: Who said they were aliens? Well it's not Skrulls, I've been clear about that. Beyond that, I want to hide it. The identity of the army is not impactful. It exists in the comic books, but I'm not setting up the Kree-Skrull war or anything like that.

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I am Aragorn, Son of Arathorn."

 

[Guhndoi]

Loki: I have an Army!

Stark: Of Redacted?

Loki: ....................

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk Pity the Fool!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

LOKI: "I need an adult!"

Thanos: I AM AN ADUUUUULT!!

Hulk: Uh, Hulk float Hulk sized Air Biscuit

Cap: That's it Hulk. Back of the group you go before you knock us all out.

 

[mc7791]

LOKI: "I need an adult!"

Tony: so why are you talking to me? I have never really grown up.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Tony: so why are you talking to me? I have never really grown up.

*Off Topic* But would that be a glass of booze Tony has in his hand? Oh how evil of Loki to be the apathetic enabler for Tony to continue in a downward spiral towards alcoholism and self destruction that we saw a glimpse of in Ironman 2?

 

[Panthro]

Tony: so why are you talking to me? I have never really grown up.

Hehe, nice follow up.

*Off Topic* But would that be a glass of booze Tony has in his hand? Oh how evil of Loki to be the apathetic enabler for Tony to continue in a downward spiral towards alcoholism and self destruction that we saw a glimpse of in Ironman 2?

That would be just like him.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "When Gotham lies in ashes, you'll have my permission to die."

Stark: "Don't you mean New York? I mean seriously, what's a Gotham?"

Loki: "Shaddap you!"

 

[wobbly]

Loki: "You were born to be ruled...You pathetic mortals will bow down and grovel at my feet and will beg for the day I release you in Death!"

Stark: "I ####ed your Mom".

 

[wobbly]

Hulk: "You guys go ahead, I just gotta pinch one off..."

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "You were born to be ruled...You pathetic mortals will bow down and grovel at my feet and will beg for the day I release you in Death!"

Stark: "I ####ed your Mom".

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "What did you say about my Mama?!"

Stark: "I said she made nice cookies."

Loki: "Oh."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Oh boy...considering what I know of Loki's secondary parental unit, Farbauti, I'd never picture her being the domestic type. Farbauti's name literally means Cruel Striker. Her ability to manipulate lightning and turn it into fire would be an awesome skill to show in the movies when she's fighting Thor.