The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

It looks to me like Scarlet has finally gotten her revenge on Michael Bay for him blaming her and Ewan McGregor for The Island failing at the box office.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BW: That´s right, wnenever you *********e to my picture, God blows up a bus full of little children!

DATA: Missius, I think I speak for everyone on board when I say... to hell with the little children!

 

[Panthro]

BW: That´s right, wnenever you *********e to my picture, God blows up a bus full of little children!

DATA: Missius, I think I speak for everyone on board when I say... to hell with the little children!

Hehehehehehehehehehe, ah First Contact, the last good Star Trek Next Generation film...

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Wanna know my secret? I´m always angry.
HAWKEYE: Why, because you already had two failed attempts at launching your film franchise and had to be recast twice?
HULK: Go f*** yourself.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Wanna know my secret? I´m always angry.
HAWKEYE: Why, because you already had two failed attempts at launching your film franchise and had to be recast twice?
HULK: Go f*** yourself.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Sher-loki]

You can lock me up here, I have all the time in the world here. Um, what time is lunch? I promised mother I'd be home.


Ps. It's a kinda lame reason for such a bad caption but I needed to see what sort of HTML you use here!

 

[Sher-loki]

Sherlock: why does everybody "ship" us?
John: I know, it's annoying

Loki: I had the same problem, everyone was shipping us... I understand your plight.

Sherlock: Really? What did you do?

Loki: I killed them all.

Sherlock: Fair enough.

 

[Sher-loki]

(I meant Loki+Thor btw, I'm still getting the hang of this )

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "That's right. I score with Scarlet Johanasson off camera and you don't."

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKEYE: Where the hell are you going?
HULK: Midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises.
HAWKEYE: You franchise-cheating bastard!
HULK: Don´t play saint with Hulk. Hulk saw arrow man with tickets.
HAWKEYE: Uh, yeah, but they´re not for the opening weekend! We have to preserve our record, our reputation, our...
HULK: Arrow man went online too late and couldn´t get early tickets, could he?
HAWKEYE: No. No he couldn´t.

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: Where the hell are you going?
HULK: Midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises.
HAWKEYE: You franchise-cheating bastard!
HULK: Don´t play saint with Hulk. Hulk saw arrow man with tickets.
HAWKEYE: Uh, yeah, but they´re not for the opening weekend! We have to preserve our record, our reputation, our...
HULK: Arrow man went online too late and couldn´t get early tickets, could he?
HAWKEYE: No. No he couldn´t.

Hehehehehehehehe

HAWKEYE: "What'cha lookin' at Hulk?"
HULK: "Hulk thinks Hulk sees Brandon Routh preparing to jump off building after seeing positive response to Henry Cavill as Superman in Man of Steel teaser."
HAWKEYE: "Oh. Poor guy..."

 

[Panthro]

Loki's reaction to The Dark Knight Rises

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki's reaction to seeing Harley Quinn in the Arkham Asylum games.

*Face it! If Harley were to leave the Joker Loki would be the perfect match for her according to those online dating sites. Could you imagine a Harley occupied Asgard?*

 

[Panthro]

Loki's reaction to seeing Harley Quinn in the Arkham Asylum games.

*Face it! If Harley were to leave the Joker Loki would be the perfect match for her according to those online dating sites. Could you imagine a Harley occupied Asgard?*

Hehehehehe

LOKI: "I'm Gotham's reckoning."

 

[Godzilla2000]

You know, I could seriously see Odin objecting to Harley as Loki's paramour not because she put soap in one of the milleniums old fountains, or that she dragged Loki into Jotunheim to rile up the Frost Giants with a snowball fight, but because she's a DC licensed character.

 

[Panthro]

You know, I could seriously see Odin objecting to Harley as Loki's paramour not because she put soap in one of the milleniums old fountains, or that she dragged Loki into Jotunheim to rile up the Frost Giants with a snowball fight, but because she's a DC licensed character.

Hehehehe, yeah probably.

LOKI: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

 

[Lady Marion]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Hehehe

Well, Loki is actually here when it happens:

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "Do not say snikt. This is so not snikt."

 

[ultimatefan]

I want an Oscar too! Just get me a prescription....

 

[Duran Man]

^^ultimatefan wins!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: If you purchased the PC or PS3 version of skyrim then you're going to have to wait another month or more for the Dawnguard DLC. I am truly evil!!! Mwuahaha!

Thor: Accursed XBox owners!!

Ironman: So, does this mean more bandits to fight?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff too.