The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Hulk: and dont forget the gravy!!

 

[Hotwire]

I just learned that Hulk has been redesigned at the last minute to make him more appealing to the younger male audience!

Spoiler

Well, the 15-25 year old white males. Mostly from Jersey.

 

[Terror Inc.]

CAP: Well Thor, looks like this is it. We're surrounded by an army of horny, rabid fangirls and I don't think we're gonna make it out of this alive..
THOR: Uh, Cap? They're actually here for Loki.
CAP: Huh...

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Well Thor, looks like this is it. We're surrounded by an army of horny, rabid fangirls and I don't think we're gonna make it out of this alive..
THOR: Uh, Cap? They're actually here for Loki.
CAP: Huh...

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk is a sexy beast!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor: All this just for that beverage you call coffee?
Coulson: I'm afraid so.

 

[itchyscratch]

Look, g[email protected] is already taken, and I can't help it if you have to be [email protected]. And no, I can't tell you who the other 34520 Thors are!

 

[Hotwire]

Coulson: Isn't internet porn great?
Thor: You should seek help, Son of Coul.

 

[Panthro]

Coulson: Isn't internet porn great?
Thor: You should seek help, Son of Coul.

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Thor: All this just for that beverage you call coffee?
Coulson: I'm afraid so.

Hahahaha

 

[Godzilla2000]

Coulson: I just don't think playing the Sims 3 is right for you Thor. Your house burned downed, you killed the visiting neighbors and your family starved to death all while emptying their bladders on the lawn and that took you less than 5 minutes to accomplish.

 

[Panthro]

Coulson: I just don't think playing the Sims 3 is right for you Thor. Your house burned downed, you killed the visiting neighbors and your family starved to death all while emptying their bladders on the lawn and that took you less than 5 minutes to accomplish.

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "My helmet only sold for that much? Curse you eBay!"

 

[bored]

"Son of Coul, this 34th Rule you mortals follow troubles me deeply."

 

[Panthro]

"Son of Coul, this 34th Rule you mortals follow troubles me deeply."

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "This Two Girls, One Cup video was actually considered funny?"
COULSON: "It's an acquired sense of humor."

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: So, this device allows us to view Natasha as she bathes?
Coulson: Sure does.
Thor: You don't have these "hidden cams" in all of our showers, do you?
Coulson: Uhhhhhh...............
.......
.......
Coulson: She sure it hot, isn't she!

 

[Lady Marion]

Great stuff, guys!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: So, this device allows us to view Natasha as she bathes?
Coulson: Sure does.
Thor: You don't have these "hidden cams" in all of our showers, do you?
Coulson: Uhhhhhh...............
.......
.......
Coulson: She sure it hot, isn't she!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "I saw Batman do this to Ray Charles once..."

 

[wobbly]

Thor: So this is Facebook?
Coulson: Yes.
Thor: And these 3 people are your friends?
Coulson: Yes
Thor: Why am I one of them?

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hawkeye: So...do you feel as woefully inadequate as I do compared to all our other teammates?

 

[Panthro]

Hawkeye: So...do you feel as woefully inadequate as I do compared to all our other teammates?

Hehehe

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "So you were in 28 Weeks Later?"
HAWKEYE: "Don't. Ever. Mention. That. Film's. Name."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: My hammer is better than yours Thor.

Thor: *sigh* Mortals...