The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Hotwire]

Cap: I wish I knew how to quit, I mean, HIT you!

 

[Panthro]

Cap: I wish I knew how to quit, I mean, HIT you!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Why are we only getting another Batman film this summer?! Why is there no Wonder Woman film?! Why is the only other non-Batman film a Superman reboot still on year away?! Why is there no Aquaman film?! Why is there no Flash film?! Why are there no no DTVs for the JSA?! Why didn't Green Lantern have better marketing and a better release date?! Why are we getting yet another f***ing Batman cartoon of some sort next year?! Why?! Why?!?! Answer me damn it!"
LOKI: "Dude, chill, it's not my fault the morons at WB don't know how to build successful non-Batman related DC franchises or know how to resurrect non-Batman franchises at the box office."

 

[Panthro]

AVENGERS: "Shake Shake Shake... Shake Shake Shake... Shake Your Booty... Shake Your Booty... Oh Shake Shake Shake... Shake Shake Shake... Shake Your Booty... Shake Your Booty..."

 

[Hotwire]

Tony: We have a Hulk.

Boromir: Oh! Well, okay then. Waiting on you, now.

 

[metaphysician]

Being fair, I really wouldn't want to put the Hulk within a mile radius of the One Ring. . . or most of the other Avengers for that matter. . .

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

Being fair, I really wouldn't want to put the Hulk within a mile radius of the One Ring. . . or most of the other Avengers for that matter. . .

It wouldn't fit around his finger

 

[Panthro]

Tony: We have a Hulk.

Boromir: Oh! Well, okay then. Waiting on you, now.

Hehehehehe

 

[silverskull_86]

"Hey, that smells like regular...she needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! DUUUUUDE!!!"​

 

[Guhndoi]

It wouldn't fit around his finger

Doesn't it change sizes?

 

[Kirmit]

"Hey, that smells like regular...she needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! DUUUUUDE!!!"​

Thanks, now every time Thor opens his mouth I'm guna hear Snake's voice lol.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Stella!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

BLACK WIDOW: Call it demeaning all you like, I made these dudes all make out with each other to get me to do this...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

BLACK WIDOW: Call it demeaning all you like, I made these dudes all make out with each other to get me to do this...

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Why So Serious?"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Shouldn't you be 'flaming on' right about now?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I'm not the Human Torch you ding dong!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "C'mon say, say it once, just once, please? Pretty please?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh alright... Flame On!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I Need An Adult!"

 

[wobbly]

"And that is how I will defeat you Mortal fool, by stealing your Worlds supply of 'Preperation H!!"'

"Seriously? You stole all our @ss cream?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Before you die there's something I want you to know."
CAP: "What?"
LOKI: "There is a beautiful woman *********ing on my bed."
CAP: "Uh... what's that got to do with me?"
LOKI: "Do you have a beautiful woman *********ing on your bed?"
CAP: "Not that I'm aware of."
LOKI: "My point exactly."

 

[Gamma Goliath]

LOKI: "Before you die there's something I want you to know."
CAP: "What?"
LOKI: "There is a beautiful woman *********ing on my bed."
CAP: "Uh... what's that got to do with me?"
LOKI: "Do you have a beautiful woman *********ing on your bed?"
CAP: "Not that I'm aware of."
LOKI: "My point exactly."

that's so evil. lol

 

[Superhero 101]

Thor: Your eyes they remind me of someone...
Nick Fury: ....

 

[mc7791]

The movie ship face off:

Battleship: Ok Hellicarrier I have short and long range artillery, Tomahawk cruise missiles, 20 and 40mm anti aircraft guns and a crew of sailors and marines ready to fight at moment notice. What have you got?

Hellicarrier: I have a fleet of start of the art aircraft, a full crew of SHIELD agents, enough anti aircraft weaponry to wipe out an airforce....

Battleship: is that all? I have Taylor Kitsch and Rihanna.

Hellicarrier: You didnt let me finish- I also have the ability to deploy world-wide because I CAN FLY!!!!! Not to mention I have Earths mightiest heroes.. ON BOARD!!!!
Battleship: crap

 

[Panthro]

that's so evil. lol

Thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

LOKI: Stop! Hammertime.
CAP: Uh wait, isn´t hammer the other guy´s thing? Your brother who´s your mortal enemy?
LOKI: Oh yeah, that´s right, that´s right... Uuuuh... Speartime?
CAP: Meh.