The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Loki: dont hate me because I am handsome. Hate me because I left a present in the Quinjet. and did it when Cap and IM were on board

 

[mc7791]

Iron Man: Lasik eye surgery for everyone

 

[mc7791]

Iron Man: I am Iron Man and this is my bread toaster!!!

 

[Superhero 101]

Coulson :You know what the difference between you and me is?

J:What?

Coulson: I Make this Look Good

 

[Gamma Goliath]

lol clever.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Iron Man: Check this out: a laser Wolverine claw!

 

[Godzilla2000]

These babies can even scan bar codes too.

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love that agent Coulson one.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: Don´t hate me because I´m beautiful.

COULSON: Don´t hate me because I´m badass.

 

[bored]

I stole these from Hawkeye's costume. What's he going to do about it, shoot an arrow at me? I have a pack of powdered donuts in my back pocket, that chump doesn't stand a chance.

 

[blah]

Loki: Nooo~ooobody knows... the trouble I've seee~een...
Iron Man: Pipe down in there, Lo-
Cap: YOU PIPE DOWN! He has the voice of an ANGEL!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Cap: OH! I thought this bathroom was empty......awkwaaarrrrrddd
Loki: Please look away. I can't go with you watching.
IM: Cap, let's bail. I can always go inside my suit.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Boy, it's a good thing William Shatner and/or John Lithgow isn't in here with us because they'd be freaking out about the blond haired Norse God with the hammer on top of this aircraft.

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: I make this look good.

Iron Man: I make this look hot!!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Boy, it's a good thing William Shatner and/or John Lithgow isn't in here with us because they'd be freaking out about the blond haired Norse God with the hammer on top of this aircraft.

ok I get the Shatner line what how does Lithgow fit in?

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: my future's so bright I gotta wear shades!!

IM: can they handle this level of brightness?

 

[mc7791]

IM: Why do I feel like Vega from streetfighter?

Loki: because you are a cocky, vain, narcissistic, arrogant jerk with an iron mask on.

IM: you should talk

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

ok I get the Shatner line what how does Lithgow fit in?

Lithgow played Shatner's role in the Twilight Zone movie segment that remade that episode.

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff.

CAP: Uh, is he, you know... making a Michael Bay movie?
IM: Actually, it´s more like a Roland Emmerich movie.
CAP: What´s the difference?
IM: One is diarrhea, the other is constipation.

 

[Panthro]

great stuff.

CAP: Uh, is he, you know... making a Michael Bay movie?
IM: Actually, it´s more like a Roland Emmerich movie.
CAP: What´s the difference?
IM: One is diarrhea, the other is constipation.

Hehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Loki: guys seriously can you put on something better than Jersey shore for me to watch?

 

[Panthro]

Loki: guys seriously can you put on something better than Jersey shore for me to watch?

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I Am A Rooster Illusion..."
CAP & IM: "...."

 

[bored]

Cap: So, you're sure nobody's looking?
IM: Yeah, you're in the clear.
Cap: Awesome. *unbuckles belt*
Loki: I do not like where this is going.