The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Gamma Goliath]

Cap: So, you're sure nobody's looking?
IM: Yeah, you're in the clear.
Cap: Awesome. *unbuckles belt*
Loki: I do not like where this is going.

 

[Godzilla2000]

ok I get the Shatner line what how does Lithgow fit in?

He basically played William Shatner's role in the remake of that episode that was featured in the Twilight Zone movie from the 80's. The monster on the plane's wing looked a lot more terrifying than in the classic episode too.

 

[ultimatefan]

He basically played William Shatner's role in the remake of that episode that was featured in the Twilight Zone movie from the 80's. The monster on the plane's wing looked a lot more terrifying than in the classic episode too.

Yeah when Lithgow and Shatner were together in an ep of 3rd Rock From The Sun, they joked about how both had seen a monster out of a plane´s window.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Yeah when Lithgow and Shatner were together in an ep of 3rd Rock From The Sun, they joked about how both had seen a monster out of a plane´s window.

Oh jeez, I must have missed that episode! I miss that show in general.

P.S. I remember really liking the Kick the Can segment in Twilight Zone: The Movie.

Loki: Hey, I'm on the T.V. and I look pretty hot if I do say so myself.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You can't hide your true identity from me, Human Torch!"
CAP: "Oh for Simon & Kirby's sake how many friggin' times do I have to explain to you people that I'm not the Human Torch?!"
LOKI: "What do you mean 'you people'?"
CAP: "And don't you dare pull that PC crap on me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: But of course you realize we´re about to break box office records because I am bringing all the young girls in!

IM: Do I shove his head into the toilet?

CAP: No, that´d be too cruel. Wait till he flushes...

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: But of course you realize we´re about to break box office records because I am bringing all the young girls in!

IM: Do I shove his head into the toilet?

CAP: No, that´d be too cruel. Wait till he flushes...

Hehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Loki: ok who put the toliet in the middle of the room?

 

[Panthro]

Loki: ok who put the toliet in the middle of the room?

Hehehe

LOKI: "Who is this Lady Gaga creature? She... entrances me..."
IM & CAP: "...."

 

[Godzilla2000]

LOKI: "Who is this Lady Gaga creature? She... entrances me..."
IM & CAP: "...."

I have my own naughty little pet name for that temporary nonartist, and it's enough to get me banned. In short I think she's an annoying twit.

 

[mc7791]

IM: ok Cap what can we do to drive Loki insane while we transport him? SHIELD says that we cant phyically hurt him.
Cap: easy Tony. we will give him the Clockwork Orange treatment where he will not be able to close his eyes as to what will be put in front of him on screen.
IM: and that is?
Cap: Roland Emmerich marathon starting with 10,000 bc.
Loki: not that! not the Emmerich!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

IM: ok Cap what can we do to drive Loki insane while we transport him? SHIELD says that we cant phyically hurt him.
Cap: easy Tony. we will give him the Clockwork Orange treatment where he will not be able to close his eyes as to what will be put in front of him on screen.
IM: and that is?
Cap: Roland Emmerich marathon starting with 10,000 bc.
Loki: not that! not the Emmerich!!

So help me if that includes Zilla (1998) I'm going to go into meltdown stage.

 

[succumbtofear]

Yeah

 

[bored]

"Damn allergies!"

 

[ultimatefan]

THUG: Oh my God, I been hit by hair!! I think I have a concussion!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

You men and your testosterone fueled fantasies. *tisk, tisk*

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh yeah we´re sick creatures.

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE... SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE... SHAKE YOUR BOOOBIES, SHAKE YOUR BOOOBIES...

 

[Godzilla2000]

Ironman: Is he still watching that surveillance tape?

Cap: Yep.

Ironman: Well, at least we figured out a way to stop him from trashing the planet.

Cap: What is he watching anyway?

Ironman: Oh, this surveillance video:

Loki: the power of boobies is a more potent magic than I possess.

Cap: Tony, you're brilliant.

Ironman: I know, right?

 

[mc7791]

Henchman: damn even your hair is deadly it blinded me!!
Black Widow: thats whay they call me the Black Widow loser!!!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "And don't you ever try to force your way into our movies again! Fox is where you're stuck and Fox is where you're gonna stay!"

 

[venom420]

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "No Soup For You!"

 

[Lady Marion]

Poor Wolvie!

 

[ultimatefan]

Now those are TWO. TASTY. KNOCKERS!