The Official Captain America Thread - Part 1

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This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]184377[/split]

 

[Anubis]

Well, seeing as Caps book has been so good as of late, I figured it would be a good idea to have one definative thread about all things Cap.

So, first things first, The Winter Soldier. Calling it now. It's Bucky! And Cap's gonna get shot by Crossbones on the steps of a courthouse on his way to trial for leading a resistance of Superheroes against Iron Man in some kinda.....Super hero Civil War of some sort. But he doesn't die, he gets shot in the chest by a mind controled Sharon Carter with Time Bullets, which puts him into some kinda....freaky.....past reliving, cycle, thing. Then Bucky becomes CAP! Then Cap comes out of the time coma just in time to fight Norman Osborne who is now running SHIELD which he calls.....MALLET. No, HAMMER! Then Cap becomes the head of SHIELD and all the super heroes.

I have forseen this.

 

[runawayboulder]

I'm gonna get 1 more post in before this gets closed too, LOL.

 

[runawayboulder]

It carried over too boot!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, Threadbot reposts the first and last posts of the previous thread when it makes a new one. It's crafty that way.

 

[NDX]

What the hell is going on? I'm confused and afraid.

Not necessarily in that order, too.

 

[kguillou]

Yeah, why are all the threads suddenly......relaunching lol?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

1000 posts is the cap and there's an automated thread closer/recreator.

 

[NDX]

I say boo to that. Boo, I say!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's the new world order, my friend. Deal with it or get out of the kitchen.

 

[kguillou]

Feels like a dictatorship to me t:.

 

[NDX]

No one consulted me about this!

Actually, my only worry is there will probably be a new wrestling thread a week in the TV forum.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm betting Community's gonna be on "Part 6" for a few threads by the end of the week.

 

[NDX]

Oh well, back to Captain Europa.

I mean, America.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Cap'm 'Mar'ca, as our banjo-strumming brethren might call him.

 

[kguillou]

I would love a Cap book where he just punches rednecks in the face for 22 pages.

 

[NDX]

See, now that is an issue I'd buy several copies of.

I was able to sell my 3 Cap HCs and can now purchase the Cap Lives omnibus without feeling like I'm double dipping.

 

[runawayboulder]

Cap vs. Larry the Cable Guy = X 100

 

[kguillou]

I dunno if the super soldier serum is a match for redneck shotguns. lol

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Cap shore do got a purty mouth, too...

 

[Anubis]

Aw man, that first post makes me look like a f**kin' idiot. MALLET. What was I thinking.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Haha, wow. I didn't even read that original post again.

Poor Nomad.

 

[Anubis]

Read it again. I went back in time and changed history!

 

[kguillou]

HOLY CRAP! You foresaw it all! Will i live a long, healthy life Anubis?