The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[cwere]

All credit goes tro WoodyROM, lmao hilarious

 

[super-t]

^ The zebra's reaction to going that fast...

Marlon Wayans scream- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[dnno1]

Caesar: "I will find him!"

Original Zod: "Voice is too low. Next candidate."

New Zod: "I will find him!"

Original Zod: "I think we might have some potential there..."

 

[dnno1]

Zack Snyder: "Cut! Cut! This scenes not going to work. The suits want something to sauce it up and put some more meat in the seats. Get the stunt double"

Costner and Lane: "???"

Henry Cavil: "Wow"
Zack Snyder: "Eh... It might wind up on the cutting room floor."

 

[Mad Love]

Not bad but I've tasted better. That reminds me I need to stock up the Fortress.

nummy num num

 

[Panthro]

LEX: "For the last time I'm not responsible for the cancellations of Green Lantern and Young Justice!"

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

 

[Panthro]

Nice finds d



SUPERMAN: "I keep telling you it's not up to me which villains get to be in the movies and which ones don't!"

 

[super-t]

Zack- Soooo your were saying Singer and his crew didn't have what?

Russell- "Balls....."

 

[super-t]

Jor-El- You're doing great hunny.

Lara- I'm in so much pain.

Jor-El- Let me sing to you...Ahem...(Singing) Come onnnn babyy pushhh..Come on babyyy birth my sonnnn...(singing fast bc she doesn't know krypton is going to explode.) Hurryupandpusheventhoughitsgoingtodonogoodbecausewe'reallgonnablowupanywaysssss.

Lara- What??

Jor-El- Nothing dear just push.

 

[X Knight]

Crowe describing to Snyder his encounter with that comely Power Girl cosplayer.

Crowe: "I'm telling you. They were this BIG!!"

 

[Panthro]

JOR-EL: "Out there... is a world outside of Yonkers... way out there beyond this hick town Barnaby..."
LARA: ""

 

[Enriquespy]

SUPERMAN: "I didn't even needed to block your punch! I'm out of range! Where you planning to punch the air in front of me?"

 

[Enriquespy]

LARA: "That watermelon was delicious, I don't regret eating it whole!"

 

[Nicko-Ray]

I'm a bit new to getting into Superman, what's the cartoon shown above?

 

[KillerMcQueen]

I'm a bit new to getting into Superman, what's the cartoon shown above?

"The Batman" if I recall correctly

 

[Panthro]

LEX: "This is what happens when you [BLEEP] a stranger in the [BLEEP]!"

 

[Man of Steel]

"The Batman" if I recall correctly

Yep, that's right. Season five premier.

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

Snyder's trying to be gentle to Bryan about SR's less than Super box office.

 

[dnno1]

 

[Enriquespy]

LARA: "I must confess, this is the result of Panthro's black sperm of vengeance..."

Jor-El: "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....!"

 

[MrMaooz]

Lol

 

[BatmanBeyond]

Haha, that's awesome.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Damn, Sue Storm! Feels like all that yoga you've been doing is paying off! That ass is firm!"