The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Comic Book Guy: "Egad! A maniac cutting a swath of destruction! This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibleeee... Ghost Rider."

Routh: (Nasally) "What about Super-man?"

Comic Book Guy: "Oh, please....."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

2006

SUPERMAN: I can´t wait till Sueprman Returns opens, beats the crap of Batman in box office, reviews and fan praise, and shows Batman who´s the REAL king of DC superheroes!


2008

 

[Panthro]

2006

SUPERMAN: I can´t wait till Sueprman Returns opens, beats the crap of Batman in box office, reviews and fan praise, and shows Batman who´s the REAL king of DC superheroes!


2008

 

[Panthro]

BRANDON ROUTH: "I'm gonna be a bigger star than Christian Bale!"

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice follow up!

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh, that´s right, I got rebooted!

 

[Panthro]

Oh, that´s right, I got rebooted!

 

[X Knight]

LEX: "No, Kal-El. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

SUPERMAN: "OMG!! WTF!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Lex: "Oh yes. It's true. It's d*** true!!"

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Lex said that with a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK.

 

[Panthro]

LEX: "No, Kal-El. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

SUPERMAN: "OMG!! WTF!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Lex: "Oh yes. It's true. It's d*** true!!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "This is the face of Kryptonian Vengeance!"

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: They can´t reboot this franchise without me!

COMIC BOOK GUY: Tell that to Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Eric Bana, Tobey Maguire... Oh, and Christopher Reeve, for that matter...

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: They can´t reboot this franchise without me!

COMIC BOOK GUY: Tell that to Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Eric Bana, Tobey Maguire... Oh, and Christopher Reeve, for that matter...

 

[batlovescatDC]

^ And don't forget Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thyanks Panthro! Yeah, I focused on superhero reboots.

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman´s reaction to Jonah Hex.

 

[Panthro]

Superman´s reaction to Jonah Hex.

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX: All these years plotting against you, Kryptonian, and the answer was right in front of me... I got Zac Efron to play you in the reboot!

 

[Panthro]

LEX: All these years plotting against you, Kryptonian, and the answer was right in front of me... I got Zac Efron to play you in the reboot!

 

[Kal El Vis]

Dad: "Ok family, let's take a nice picture here in front of the Mann's Chinese Theater, and all of these great Stars on the Walk of Fame!"

Routh (nasally): "Hey folks, would you like your picture taken with the star of the 2006 HIT MOVIE Superman Returns?? Only twent...."

LAPD: "Freeze, scumbag!!! You freaks know you're banned from hassling tourists in THIS town now!"

 

[Webhead2006]

ha ha