The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SUPERGIRL: "Why am I not in the reboot? Huh? Huh?! Answer me, damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

CAP: How´s it going, Reed Richards?
SUPES: Not too bad, Lex Luthor/Scarface!
CAP: Chicks dig scars, *****ebag!
SUPES: They prefer a head full of hair, d***head!

MAX GOLDMAN: Hey, these two f**s in tights are stealing our act!
JOHN GUSTAFSON: And our pose, too!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERGIRL: Wow, it´s the first time I see a nerd disappointed for seeing the "S" symbol...

 

[KalMart]

Coming this Fall to the Hallmark Channel...Tom Welling in...."Caveman: The Johnny Damon Story".

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

 

[X Knight]

Sigh......poor....poor.....Bruce. Always so eager to try out his new toys without first reading the instruction manuals........

 

[X Knight]

OMG!! Bruce.....I'm so.....so.....sorry!! I was daydreaming about a hot, steamy threesome with me, Lois, and Lana......and......and my heat vision suddenly went off.....and you were standing right there....and.....and.....oh dear........what have I done!!!???

 

[Panthro]

Sigh......poor....poor.....Bruce. Always so eager to try out his new toys without first reading the instruction manuals........

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

OMG!! Bruce.....I'm so.....so.....sorry!! I was daydreaming about a hot, steamy threesome with me, Lois, and Lana......and......and my heat vision suddenly went off.....and you were standing right there....and.....and.....oh dear........what have I done!!!???

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Prep time yourself for THIS, b****!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Prep time yourself for THIS, b****!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[ultimatefan]

BIZARRO: The Superman film franchise? Nah, but Bizarro gets that a lot.

 

[Panthro]

BIZARRO: The Superman film franchise? Nah, but Bizarro gets that a lot.

 

[Panthro]

CLARK KENT: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, I live to see another day. Oh we can try to understand the New York time's affect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ah ha, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well now I get a low and I get high and if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm dancing man and I just can't lose..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and wow, that pic works even without a caption!

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK KENT: Wow, thank God I´ve never done anything like that in my movies, I mean, who wants to see superheroes dancing?...

 

[TheWatcher]

BIZARRO: The Superman film franchise? Nah, but Bizarro gets that a lot.

So much......WIN.

 

[Timstuff]

 

[ultimatefan]

^heheheehehehehe

Thanks a lot, Night!

 

[SuperMike335!!]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1442/sidandwelling.jpg

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe, the resemblance is uncanny!

 

[Panthro]

CLARK KENT: Wow, thank God I´ve never done anything like that in my movies, I mean, who wants to see superheroes dancing?...

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahaha