The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[gdw]

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Hello ladies,

Look at Brandon Routh, now back to me,
Now back to Brandon Routh, NOW BACK TO ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped gelling his hair like a schoolboy,
He could look like he's me.
Look up in the sky, look down again,
Where are you?
You're in Metropolis,
With the hero you've always longed for.
SWAN-DIVE!
Into the best Superman film of all time.
Anything is possible with a jaw this good.

I'm in red undies.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahahahahaha

Best post of the millennium!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

BATMAN: Clark... Why aren't you wearing your trunks?

SUPERMAN: Bruce, it's not what you think... *whispers* they made me take them off...

BATMAN: Oh my God, Clark are you?

SUPERMAN: (crying) They said I'd look cooler without them... And then they stripped me.

BATMAN: Why those evil...

SUPERMAN: It gets worse...

BATMAN: Worse? Oh God, what could be worse?

SUPERMAN: They weakened me. They want to hurt me!

BATMAN: Don't worry Clark. We'll get a suit made up for you, an armour plated one. No one's gonna hurt you.

SUPERMAN: I just wanna go back to the way things were before, Bruce. Just pretend none of this ever happened!

BATMAN: I know... I know.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Good one

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Clark... Why aren't you wearing your trunks?

SUPERMAN: Bruce, it's not what you think... *whispers* they made me take them off...

BATMAN: Oh my God, Clark are you?

SUPERMAN: (crying) They said I'd look cooler without them... And then they stripped me.

BATMAN: Why those evil...

SUPERMAN: It gets worse...

BATMAN: Worse? Oh God, what could be worse?

SUPERMAN: They weakened me. They want to hurt me!

BATMAN: Don't worry Clark. We'll get a suit made up for you, an armour plated one. No one's gonna hurt you.

SUPERMAN: I just wanna go back to the way things were before, Bruce. Just pretend none of this ever happened!

BATMAN: I know... I know.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Look, I understand why people love the iconic classic looks, but the frikking trunks? Seriously? Then fans don´t like it when they get laughed at as the comic book guy stereotype...

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Hurry Bruce!! We must save teh kittehs!!"

Batman: "I wuv teh kittehs!!"

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "I'm thinking Arby's."

Batman: "Me too....."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Superman: Damn, did you even notice that Bruce Timm draws you with a major underbite? You look like one of the orcs from World of Warcraft.

Batman: Shut up. At least I don't look like Ben Affleck.

Superman: Hey, that's not so bad. It just means I could tap Jennifer Garner and J-Lo. What does an orc underbite get you? LARP chicks?

Batman: Well... yeah. But a few of them are hot.

Superman: Don't lie.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: Damn, did you even notice that Bruce Timm draws you with a major underbite? You look like one of the orcs from World of Warcraft.

Batman: Shut up. At least I don't look like Ben Affleck.

Superman: Hey, that's not so bad. It just means I could tap Jennifer Garner and J-Lo. What does an orc underbite get you? LARP chicks?

Batman: Well... yeah. But a few of them are hot.

Superman: Don't lie.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: You´re telling me there´s gonna be a Battleship movie.

SUPERMAN Yes. There´s even a trailer online.

BATMAN: A movie. Based on the board game.

SUPERMAN: Yep.

BATMAN: The one where you put little pins on a screen. That used to be played with a pencil and paper.

SUPERMAN: The one and only.

BATMAN: I mean, what´s next? The Captain Crunch movie? The Jolly Green Giant movie? The Smiley Face movie?

SUPERMAN: Shh, don´t give ideas! You never know if a studio exec is listening...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

SUPERMAN: This is the last time i'm doing this for you Bruce. It's just weird. I mean, your the man criminals fear... You should be able to deal with this on your own...

BRUCE: ...

SUPERMAN: Fine... but next time, you can blow on your own Coffee.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: You´re telling me there´s gonna be a Battleship movie.

SUPERMAN Yes. There´s even a trailer online.

BATMAN: A movie. Based on the board game.

SUPERMAN: Yep.

BATMAN: The one where you put little pins on a screen. That used to be played with a pencil and paper.

SUPERMAN: The one and only.

BATMAN: I mean, what´s next? The Captain Crunch movie? The Jolly Green Giant movie? The Smiley Face movie?

SUPERMAN: Shh, don´t give ideas! You never know if a studio exec is listening...

t:

 

[elgaz]

SUPERMAN : "So this is your new Batmobile? ....... Nice. Not that different to the old one, but still nice. Was it expensive?

BATMAN : "More than you can afford pal ................. Ferrari."

SUPERMAN : "huh? What are you talking about?"

BATMAN : "It don't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile. Winning's winning."

SUPERMAN : "Bats ..................... are you feeling alright?"

BATMAN : "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

SUPERMAN : "Okaaaaaaaaaay. I'm taking you home."

BATMAN : "Sorry. I didn't know what to replace the tumbler with, so I watched all the Fast & Furious movies for inspiration."

SUPERMAN : "Man I thought you were losing it there. Now I understand. I almost had to call Alfred!"

BATMAN : "You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should..............."

SUPERMAN : * rolls eyes*

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff was great guys.

SUPERMAN: "So I hear the Harry Potter got wasted after the premiere and there's rumor going around that she's freaking out with fear that she'll be a typecast has-been at 21."
BATMAN: "Yep."
SUPERMAN: "I have only one thing to say - Hahahahahahahaha."
BATMAN: "Really Clark, your lack of empathy surprises me."
SUPERMAN: "Oh boo-hoo. Another spoiled rich kid doesn't appreciate what she has while the rest of us - yourself excluded of course - have to actually go to work and get by on meager salaries. Cry me a frikkin' river."

 

[X Knight]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: You´re telling me there´s gonna be a Battleship movie.

SUPERMAN Yes. There´s even a trailer online.

BATMAN: A movie. Based on the board game.

SUPERMAN: Yep.

BATMAN: The one where you put little pins on a screen. That used to be played with a pencil and paper.

SUPERMAN: The one and only.

BATMAN: I mean, what´s next? The Captain Crunch movie? The Jolly Green Giant movie? The Smiley Face movie?

SUPERMAN: Shh, don´t give ideas! You never know if a studio exec is listening...

they're making a Battleship movie??!!

but.....why??

 

[Panthro]

they're making a Battleship movie??!!

but.....why??

Because they suck.

 

[Bad Superman]

SUPERMAN: GIMME BACK MA TRUNKS!!!!!!

 

[Puckenstein]

Batman: Seriously, Clark - the city is being overrun by criminals, and you make me pull over so you can get a cup of coffee. I mean, it's like -

Superman: Tea.

Batman: What?

Superman: Tea. It's hot tea.

Batman: Coffee, tea - what's the difference? The Joker broke out of Arkham - again. The Scarecrow is drugging people left and right. The Riddler is leaving clues to some sadistic god-knows-what all around town...

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What?

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What's better for me?

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Will you shut up about the tea, man?! I don't care about the tea!

Superman: It's a stress reliever and has 25% less caffeine than coffee.

Batman: I don't CAAAAARE. I've gotta round up these freaks and put them behind bars, Clark! They're taking the city hostage!

Superman: You should look into it.

Batman: Look into what?!

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Enough with the tea, already! What are you - British?!

Superman: Actually...

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

^^^ Nice lol

 

[Logan's Lady]

SUPERMAN: GIMME BACK MA TRUNKS!!!!!!

Batman: Seriously, Clark - the city is being overrun by criminals, and you make me pull over so you can get a cup of coffee. I mean, it's like -

Superman: Tea.

Batman: What?

Superman: Tea. It's hot tea.

Batman: Coffee, tea - what's the difference? The Joker broke out of Arkham - again. The Scarecrow is drugging people left and right. The Riddler is leaving clues to some sadistic god-knows-what all around town...

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What?

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What's better for me?

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Will you shut up about the tea, man?! I don't care about the tea!

Superman: It's a stress reliever and has 25% less caffeine than coffee.

Batman: I don't CAAAAARE. I've gotta round up these freaks and put them behind bars, Clark! They're taking the city hostage!

Superman: You should look into it.

Batman: Look into what?!

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Enough with the tea, already! What are you - British?!

Superman: Actually...

His American accent had better be good.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"IF YOU GODDAMN BUREAUCRATS DON'T COME TO AN AGREEMENT ON THE DEBT CEILING SOON, I'M GONNA GO APESH**!!!!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Superman: You know Bruce, your nose looks a lot like Hawkman's.

Batman: Arghhh

Superman: I'm just saying... <sip>ahh......... I thought bats have flat noses.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Superman: You know Bruce, your nose looks a lot like Hawkman's.

Batman: Arghhh

Superman: I'm just saying... <sip>ahh......... I thought bats have flat noses.

Lmao!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: Seriously, Clark - the city is being overrun by criminals, and you make me pull over so you can get a cup of coffee. I mean, it's like -

Superman: Tea.

Batman: What?

Superman: Tea. It's hot tea.

Batman: Coffee, tea - what's the difference? The Joker broke out of Arkham - again. The Scarecrow is drugging people left and right. The Riddler is leaving clues to some sadistic god-knows-what all around town...

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What?

Superman: It's better for you.

Batman: What's better for me?

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Will you shut up about the tea, man?! I don't care about the tea!

Superman: It's a stress reliever and has 25% less caffeine than coffee.

Batman: I don't CAAAAARE. I've gotta round up these freaks and put them behind bars, Clark! They're taking the city hostage!

Superman: You should look into it.

Batman: Look into what?!

Superman: Tea.

Batman: Enough with the tea, already! What are you - British?!

Superman: Actually...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, the fans seem pretty loyal to our costumes´ trunks, huh?

BATMAN: Sure, if you wanna call a bunch of fat, sweaty 40 year-old virgins making a hissy fit about what we wear over crotch and butt "loyalty", sure, let´s go with that.

SUPERMAN: You´re such a cynical.