The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Timstuff]

 

[Rubina71]

Oh my -----------god!!!t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff Timstuff - no pun intended, I swear!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOR-EL: I accuse them of being so much cooler and more properly portrayed, that even though Lex Luthor is Superman´s main villain in the comics and was used a bunch of times in movies, he comes off as a second-fodder buffon compared to them!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

JOR-EL: I accuse them of being so much cooler and more properly portrayed, that even though Lex Luthor is Superman´s main villain in the comics and was used a bunch of times in movies, he comes off as a second-fodder buffon compared to them!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

MA KENT: Of course I knew I could never breastfeed Clark, for he could cause me severe damage. But poor kid, he begged for it for years and years and years...

 

[Rowsdower!]

Lol

 

[Panthro]

MA KENT: Of course I knew I could never breastfeed Clark, for he could cause me severe damage. But poor kid, he begged for it for years and years and years...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[RoughNTumble]

ha, change lanes

 

[ultimatefan]

MA KENT: Raising Clark wasn´t easy, but it got especially hard after he got into puberty and I told him we were technically not relatives. Jonathan started to suffer these mysterious, nearly lethal accidents with the tractor sponaneously combusting, cows falling from the sky...

 

[RoughNTumble]

this oedipus complex stuff is making me sick and nervous

 

[elgaz]

Jor-El : ".......... and it is with great pride, honour and reverence that I introduce to you - performing for the first time ever on live television - Zod, Ursa and Non ..............Krypton's only Hula Hoop Dancing Troupe!"

 

[RoughNTumble]

I hope krypton has it's own unique feel in the new movie rather than from comics that are heavily influenced by superman the movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

this oedipus complex stuff is making me sick and nervous

Some of us have a pretty sick sense of humor.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOR EL: i accuse them of making samurai clothes look like gay pajamas! Except for Ursa, she looks pretty hot in it...

 

[elgaz]

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

^ Hilarious.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JOR-EL: "They're guilty of jaywalking, and I think the only solution is imprisonment in the Phantom Zone."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Jor-El: Either you will teach me the secret to three-person hooping, or I'll banish you all to the Phantom Zone.

 

[BH/HHH]

ha ha ha quality

 

[Man of Steel]

Jor-El: Their punishment...for trying to break out of Donner's movies and enter Snyder's. Like Singer's wasn't [frick]ed up enough with all the references.
Zod: But you yourself were there and-
Jor-El: Phantom Zone! Phantom Zone! PHANTOM ZONE!

 

[Panthro]

All these other captions were great.

 

[Night Owl]