The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

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Thanks guys! Great stuff Timstuff - no pun intended, I swear!
 
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JOR-EL: I accuse them of being so much cooler and more properly portrayed, that even though Lex Luthor is Superman´s main villain in the comics and was used a bunch of times in movies, he comes off as a second-fodder buffon compared to them!
 
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JOR-EL: I accuse them of being so much cooler and more properly portrayed, that even though Lex Luthor is Superman´s main villain in the comics and was used a bunch of times in movies, he comes off as a second-fodder buffon compared to them!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:
 
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MA KENT: Of course I knew I could never breastfeed Clark, for he could cause me severe damage. But poor kid, he begged for it for years and years and years...
 
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MA KENT: Of course I knew I could never breastfeed Clark, for he could cause me severe damage. But poor kid, he begged for it for years and years and years...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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MA KENT: Raising Clark wasn´t easy, but it got especially hard after he got into puberty and I told him we were technically not relatives. Jonathan started to suffer these mysterious, nearly lethal accidents with the tractor sponaneously combusting, cows falling from the sky...
 
this oedipus complex stuff is making me sick and nervous
 
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Jor-El : ".......... and it is with great pride, honour and reverence that I introduce to you - performing for the first time ever on live television - Zod, Ursa and Non ..............Krypton's only Hula Hoop Dancing Troupe!"
 
I hope krypton has it's own unique feel in the new movie rather than from comics that are heavily influenced by superman the movie.
 
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JOR EL: i accuse them of making samurai clothes look like gay pajamas! Except for Ursa, she looks pretty hot in it...
 
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JOR-EL: "They're guilty of jaywalking, and I think the only solution is imprisonment in the Phantom Zone."
 
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Jor-El: Either you will teach me the secret to three-person hooping, or I'll banish you all to the Phantom Zone.
 
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Jor-El: Their punishment...for trying to break out of Donner's movies and enter Snyder's. Like Singer's wasn't [frick]ed up enough with all the references.
Zod: But you yourself were there and-
Jor-El: Phantom Zone! Phantom Zone! PHANTOM ZONE!
 
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