The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

But I'm Batman!

- Sorry Bruce, you're too dark. I'm looking for a guy who's more like...

- Bingo.​

Dat's mah boi!

 

[Enriquespy]

Superman: Yes, my beard is brown and my hair is black, It's an actual superpower!!! look it up.

 

[Hotwire]

Crew member: Wow, Mr. Cavill! Have you been working out?
Henry: *scoffs* No, it's just a muscle suit.

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Hugh Jackman, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth ain't got s*** on me!"

 

[TDK Joker]

Man off screen- What the hell did u do to my wiffeee?????

CK- OOHHHHH daaaaamnnn!

hahaha

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Ok, we're here. Do you want to do it or should I?"
Superman: "Oh, I'll handle this....<ahem> I'D LIKE FOUR DOUBLE CHILI-CHEESE BURGERS, TWO LARGE CHOCOLATE SHAKES AND TWO SIDE ORDERS OF CHILI-CHEESE FRIES WITH ONION..."
Batman[to Clark]: "And some flap jacks."
Superman: "IS IT TOO EARLY FOR FLAP JACKS?!! THANKS, THAT'LL BE IT! WHAT'S THAT COME TO?!"

Ursa: "For the last time.......General Zod does not take orders....HE GIVES THEM!!!"

Superman: "I love doing that."
Batman: "Me too."

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Ok, we're here. Do you want to do it or should I?"
Superman: "Oh, I'll handle this....<ahem> I'D LIKE FOUR DOUBLE CHILI-CHEESE BURGERS, TWO LARGE CHOCOLATE SHAKES AND TWO SIDE ORDERS OF CHILI-CHEESE FRIES WITH ONION..."
Batman[to Clark]: "And some flap jacks."
Superman: "IS IT TOO EARLY FOR FLAP JACKS?!! THANKS, THAT'LL BE IT! WHAT'S THAT COME TO?!"

Ursa: "For the last time.......General Zod does not take orders....HE GIVES THEM!!!"

Superman: "I love doing that."
Batman: "Me too."

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Go ahead, say I don't look buff enough to be Superman now! I dare ya! I f***in' dare ya!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CLARK: "The world needs more bearded superheroes."

BRUCE: "Yep."

Only the combined awesomeness of Superman and Batman can bring beards back into fashion

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "My teaser was better than yours."

BATMAN: "... Your teaser isn't even out yet."

SUPERMAN: "I know, and it was still better."

 

[manofsteel4life]

SUPERMAN: "My teaser was better than yours."

BATMAN: "... Your teaser isn't even out yet."

SUPERMAN: "I know, and it was still better."

Lol

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "My teaser was better than yours."

BATMAN: "... Your teaser isn't even out yet."

SUPERMAN: "I know, and it was still better."

Hehehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

One fine day:

Batman: "So you see Clark....blah, blah, blah, know-it-all, blah, blah, blah..."
Superman[thinking to himself]: "Does he ever shut up? God I could go for some food right now. Wait! -Whoa! My blood sugar must be low cause I'm seeing things..."

Zod: "General Zod does not take orders. He gives them."

Superman: ""

Zod: "General Zod....takes orders....gives them...."

Zod: "Zod....order...gives..."

Zod: "Welcome to Zod's, may I take your order?"

Batman: "Clark....CLARK! I get the impression that you're not all there today."

 

[Panthro]

One fine day:

Batman: "So you see Clark....blah, blah, blah, know-it-all, blah, blah, blah..."
Superman[thinking to himself]: "Does he ever shut up? God I could go for some food right now. Wait! -Whoa! My blood sugar must be low cause I'm seeing things..."

Zod: "General Zod does not take orders. He gives them."

Superman: ""

Zod: "General Zod....takes orders....gives them...."

Zod: "Zod....order...gives..."

Zod: "Welcome to Zod's, may I take your order?"

Batman: "Clark....CLARK! I get the impression that you're not all there today."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So Robotech was actually three totally unrelated Japanese Anime series spliced into one Americanized series?"
BATMAN: "Yep. Something to do with the series Harmony-Gold originally purchased, Macross, only being 36 episodes long when they needed 60-some episodes to meet syndication standards."
SUPERMAN: "That's messed up."
BATMAN: "Yeah well, Voltron and all the other anime shows that got imported were heavily edited or re-dubbed to remove things that were considered offensive or just to make sure they'd make more sense to a Western audience, and then in the 90s they took a bunch of old Super Sentai shows and spliced the footage together with footage of American actors, athletes, and stunt people in replica costumes who then dubbed over the original dialogue so you really shouldn't be that surprised."
SUPERMAN: "I'll never look at Voltron the same way again."
BATMAN: "Me neither."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Camera man: Hey Henry, did you know you're pants are ripped? It's okay, though. Filming you made me rip right through mine, too! Check it out!

Henry: uhh... yeah. I'm outta here. Bye.

 

[elgaz]

Cavill : "Sorry, can't stop to talk .............. too busy being awesome"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe to both of those.

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's Superman no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's alright, it's okay, I live to see another day. Oh we can try to understand the New York Time's effect on man. Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive, feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ha ah ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well then come on. Well now I get low and I get high and if I can't get either then I really try. Got those wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancing Superman and I just can't lose..."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Camera man: Hey Henry, did you know you're pants are ripped? It's okay, though. Filming you made me rip right through mine, too! Check it out!

Henry: uhh... yeah. I'm outta here. Bye.

Lmao!

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Me Tarzan, You Extra."

 

[dnno1]

"It's fun to stay the YYYYYY M C A....."

 

[jocal62]

"It's fun to stay the YYYYYY M C A....."

Man, I was drinking coffee in front of my monitor!!!! t:t:

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "You won't like me when I'm angry."

 

[Panthro]

"It's fun to stay the YYYYYY M C A....."

hehehehehehehehehe