The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[kedrell]

^Only seeing a red X there.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MARTHA: "All right, Clark, your father's truck turned the corner. Close the curtains."

 

[Panthro]

MARTHA: "All right, Clark, your father's truck turned the corner. Close the curtains."

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[SonikDeath]

Thats Great. hahahaha

 

[DorkyFresh]

Clark: thank you, God....er......Dad, for blessing me with the power of x-ray vision. oooooooooo, mama!!!

 

[Rowsdower!]

Jor-El: Zod... Non... how many times am I going to have to break up fights between you two?

Zod: It wouldn't be a problem if this idiot would just accept that Ursa is mine!

Non: Liar! She said she loved me!

Zod: FOOL! I am the only one worthy of her! I AM ZOD! Now kneel before me!

Ursa: You silly little boys. You're so much fun to play with. The two of you would kill each other if I asked you to.

Jor-El: ... You guys just need to Eiffel Tower that b**ch.

 

[Lighthouse]

I really thought this was going to end on an x-ray vision punchline.

 

[Lighthouse]

The Oedipal jokes are kind of grossing me out. I really thought I'd see a lot of funny captions of a very disappointed Glenn Ford.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hahahahahahahaha

Thats Great. hahahaha

Thank you.

 

[ultimatefan]

The Oedipal jokes are kind of grossing me out. I really thought I'd see a lot of funny captions of a very disappointed Glenn Ford.

It´a not too late to do one yourself. It´s just funny that they cast Diane Lane, who´s best known for playing a cheating cougar wife in Unfaithful, her hot scenes in the movie are all over the web. It´s nothing against her, either, she´s a pretty talented actress, it´s all in good humor.

Also keep in mind Martha´s technically not Clark´s mother, if it helps.

 

[Panthro]

Jor-El: Zod... Non... how many times am I going to have to break up fights between you two?

Zod: It wouldn't be a problem if this idiot would just accept that Ursa is mine!

Non: Liar! She said she loved me!

Zod: FOOL! I am the only one worthy of her! I AM ZOD! Now kneel before me!

Ursa: You silly little boys. You're so much fun to play with. The two of you would kill each other if I asked you to.

Jor-El: ... You guys just need to Eiffel Tower that b**ch.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOR-EL: If I can get serious here for a moment... All you female B-list and C-list celebrities out there... Stop pretending your sex tapes were stolen! It was already tough to buy way back when Pamela Anderson did it, now it´s a joke! You all make a pretty decent living, yet all that people ever steal from you is sex tapes?! Really? And nobody EVER managed to steal one from a real A-list celebrity like, say, Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, which would be worth millions?! Really? Even your moms don´t buy that crap anymore! Don´t get us wrong, we appreciate and thoroughly enjoy the gesture, and I´m sure the publicity stunt has served you well... just stop insulting our intelligence, okay? Thank you.

 

[Panthro]

JOR-EL: If I can get serious here for a moment... All you female B-list and C-list celebrities out there... Stop pretending your sex tapes were stolen! It was already tough to buy way back when Pamela Anderson did it, now it´s a joke! You all make a pretty decent living, yet all that people ever steal from you is sex tapes?! Really? And nobody EVER managed to steal one from a real A-list celebrity like, say, Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, which would be worth millions?! Really? Even your moms don´t buy that crap anymore! Don´t get us wrong, we appreciate and thoroughly enjoy the gesture, and I´m sure the publicity stunt has served you well... just stop insulting our intelligence, okay? Thank you.

 

[ultimatefan]

MARTHA: Hey Jonathan... AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

JONATHAN: You shut that piehole right now, Martha! I got that b**** addicted to heroin just so Id NEVER be tortured with that cat neutering again!!

 

[BH/HHH]

MARTHA: Hey Jonathan... AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

JONATHAN: You shut that piehole right now, Martha! I got that b**** addicted to heroin just so Id NEVER be tortured with that cat neutering again!!

ha ha ha

 

[ultimatefan]

PALICKI: Dammit, people are saying I don´t look right for Wonder Woman!

ROUTH: What, that´s crazy, you look awesome!

 

[Panthro]

PALICKI: Dammit, people are saying I don´t look right for Wonder Woman!

ROUTH: What, that´s crazy, you look awesome!

Hehe, is that really the WW TV suit?

The Costner/Lane one was funny.

 

[elgaz]

Jor El : "1 .................. 2 ................ 3 .................... 4 ..............."

Zod: "Round round, get around...."
All Singing : "......I get around....
Zod : "... get around round round ....."
All singing : " ..... I get around ...."

 

[Panthro]

Jor El : "1 .................. 2 ................ 3 .................... 4 ..............."

Zod: "Round round, get around...."
All Singing : "......I get around....
Zod : "... get around round round ....."
All singing : " ..... I get around ...."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Yeah, it looks stupid. I know. But I can guarantee you all one thing. Somewhere in America, in a dark basement lit only by a computer screen... some fanboy is whacking off to this picture RIGHT THIS MINUTE."

 

[Panthro]

"Yeah, it looks stupid. I know. But I can guarantee you all one thing. Somewhere in America, in a dark basement lit only by a computer screen... some fanboy is whacking off to this picture RIGHT THIS MINUTE."

Hehehehehehe

it's funny because it's true

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, as horrible as that picture is, you know somebody saw it and went "OMG LOOK BOOBIES" and shut the blinds fast.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Yeah, as horrible as that picture is, you know somebody saw it and went "OMG LOOK BOOBIES" and shut the blinds fast.

 

[jthom19802]

MA KENT: Zod!......... ..................my eyes are UP HERE. *two-finger point*

 

[elgaz]