The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Superman: So, do you think im going to survive all these reboots, terrible writers, bad costume and lawsuits?
Batman: You're a legend that transcends time. Obviously you will.
Superman: That's the nicest thing you ever said so far. You've became a nicer person through the years.
Batman: It wouldn't be so bad to really hurt Dan Diddio, though...
Superman: That's more like it, Mr Wayne.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[SuperDaniel]

Thanks!

 

[X Knight]

Superman: So, do you think im going to survive all these reboots, terrible writers, bad costume and lawsuits?
Batman: You're a legend that transcends time. Obviously you will.
Superman: That's the nicest thing you ever said so far. You've became a nicer person through the years.
Batman: It wouldn't be so bad to really hurt Dan Diddio, though...
Superman: That's more like it, Mr Wayne.

t:t:t:t:

 

[GreenKToo]

Me am strong.....

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What? I'm experimenting with a new look. Can't the Man of Steel experiment once in a while- oh that came out wrong..."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Sooooo...........why are we getting rebooted again??"

Batman: "Who the **** knows!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "What? I'm experimenting with a new look. Can't the Man of Steel experiment once in a while- oh that came out wrong..."

Hahahaha! He's bi-curious.

 

[kal-elrebooted]

superman: So, do you think im going to survive all these reboots, terrible writers, bad costume and lawsuits?
Batman: You're a legend that transcends time. Obviously you will.
Superman: That's the nicest thing you ever said so far. You've became a nicer person through the years.
Batman: It wouldn't be so bad to really hurt dan diddio, though...
Superman: That's more like it, mr wayne.

epic!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Sooooo...........why are we getting rebooted again??"

Batman: "Who the **** knows!!"

Hehehehehehehe

You guessed right Prime.

 

[ultimatefan]

Remember Rose The Riveter? I´m Clark the Quarry Worker!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: See, this way I look much more realistic, practical, updated and...

FRED: Hey, pal, are you new here? Love the look! Wanna give me a hand?

SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Krypto?? Are you under here?? Nope.....not here........"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, XEdge.

 

[X Knight]

Funny stuff UF, XEdge.

thanks!

here's another one.

Superman: "PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED!!"

Termites: "Oh ****!!?

Superman: "Well, it's all done, Mrs. A. Your home is completely free of pests."

Mrs. A: "Thank you, Clark. You're such a nice, strong young man."

Superman: "You're welcome Mrs.......wait............you know I'm Clark?"

Mrs. A: "Of course silly boy. Everyone in Smallville knows. We're not fools like those folks up in Metropolis."

Superman: ""

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "So, in this whole relaunch, how come YOU get to keep continuity while I get the reboot?"

Batman: "Cuz I'm the G*****MN BATMAN!! "

 

[Boosted]

Superman: "You ever burn your lip on on hot coffee?"
Batman: "Yes."
Superman: "I can't."
Batman: "........."
Superman: "Y'know, some people need a thermos to keep their coffee hot, all I have to do is look at it."
Batman: "I don't drink coffee anymore."
Superman: "Why not?"
Batman: "Because I get irritable when I don't. I'm scary."
Superman: "Ha. And here I thought it was cause your parents died."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Oh. Hi, Ladies. I'm Superman."

Batman: "And I'm Batman."

Superman and Batman: "And together, we'll fullfill ALL of your spandex fantasies."

Superman: "Want us to wear our underwear over our pants? We'll do that."

Batman: "Want us to talk dirty to you in a low raspy growl? We'll do that, too."

Superman: "And we'll even make a mean, b*****n cup of coffee for you."

Batman: "So call us........we're waiting......"

 

[Boosted]

Superman: "Where the %$#@! is my roly poly colony!!!!???....lex..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahaha!

 

[Panthro]

thanks!

here's another one.

Superman: "PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED!!"

Termites: "Oh ****!!?

Superman: "Well, it's all done, Mrs. A. Your home is completely free of pests."

Mrs. A: "Thank you, Clark. You're such a nice, strong young man."

Superman: "You're welcome Mrs.......wait............you know I'm Clark?"

Mrs. A: "Of course silly boy. Everyone in Smallville knows. We're not fools like those folks up in Metropolis."

Superman: ""

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

All this other stuff was great too. Loved Batman & Superman offering their 'services' to lonely women.

 

[kyleman]

You guys are really milking it with those two pictures.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the ad.

IIII´m working on the raaaaaaailrooooaad...

 

[ultimatefan]

WARNING CONTAINS A BIG SPOILER:

SUPERMAN: So, how about the Green Lantern movie?

BATMAN: It has some great visuals, Reynolds and Strong do their best, it gets some things right, but it overall butchered the Secret Origins storyline it´s supposed to be based on, and favored ADD pacing over storytelling and character development.

SUPERMAN: Right, I heard that Hal´s father´s death in the movie is portrayed as just an accident, not the heroic decision that gives Hal a grudge on Carol´s father in the comics.

BATMAN: It´s as if I had watched my parents die in a car crash.

SUPERMAN: Or if Jor-El had never noticed anything wrong with Krypton and I just happened to be in a rocket when it blew up.

BATMAN: Exactly.

 

[lord-22]

WARNING CONTAINS A BIG SPOILER:

SUPERMAN: So, how about the Green Lantern movie?

BATMAN: It has some great visuals, Reynolds and Strong do their best, it gets some things right, but it overall butchered the Secret Origins storyline it´s supposed to be based on, and favored ADD pacing over storytelling and character development.

SUPERMAN: Right, I heard that Hal´s father´s death in the movie is portrayed as just an accident, not the heroic decision that gives Hal a grudge on Carol´s father in the comics.

BATMAN: It´s as if I had watched my parents die in a car crash.

SUPERMAN: Or if Jor-El had never noticed anything wrong with Krypton and I just happened to be in a rocket when it blew up.

BATMAN: Exactly.

You got a point there

 

[GreenKToo]

SUPERMAN: Damn economy.....Oh well, I'm still SUUUUUPERMAN!!!