The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of my new look?

BATMAN: Trust me, you don´t wanna know.

SUPERMAN: Huh, is it at least better than my mullet look? Or the Blue Flash/Re Flash one?

BATMAN: I dunno, it´s like you´re asking me to choose between diarrhea, constipation and uncontrollabe gas.

SUPERMAN: Look who´s talking, Mr. rubber nipples.

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: Bruce?

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: i`m, I´m so sorry Bruce, I didn´t mean to bring back painful mem...

BATMAN: Don´t. Ever. Mention. That. Again!

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Great stuff guys!

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of my new look?

BATMAN: Trust me, you don´t wanna know.

SUPERMAN: Huh, is it at least better than my mullet look? Or the Blue Flash/Re Flash one?

BATMAN: I dunno, it´s like you´re asking me to choose between diarrhea, constipation and uncontrollabe gas.

SUPERMAN: Look who´s talking, Mr. rubber nipples.

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: Bruce?

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: i`m, I´m so sorry Bruce, I didn´t mean to bring back painful mem...

BATMAN: Don´t. Ever. Mention. That. Again!

............................

 

[elgaz]

Superman : "So Bruce, I - "

Batman : (Interrupting) "I'M BATMAN."

Superman : "Er .......... yeah, I know. Sorry. Anyway, Batman, I swear this is the best coffee I ever tasted."

Batman : "SWEAR TO ME!"

Superman : "Seriously! I've never had better. Of course, I probably put too much cream in it but I find it sweetens it a little."

Batman : "DOES IT COME IN BLACK?"

Superman : "Does it come in black? Of course it comes in black. It's coffee. Ah you amuse me at times Bruce, you and your theatrics."

Batman : "THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION ARE POWERFUL WEAPONS"

Superman : "Powerful weapons ............. haha .... that's funny, I like that."

Batman : "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

Superman : "Er ........................ okaaaaay. You a little stressed tonight buddy? Pushing yourself too hard lately? Maybe you're overdoing it a little."

Batman : "BATMAN HAS NO LIMITS."

Superman : "Maybe so, but I understand. I mean, you're just human. It's gotta be tiring running around being a hero all the time."

Batman : "YOU EITHER DIE A HERO OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN."

Superman : "Wow ................................ deep. You're really not acting like yourself tonight Bruce."

Batman : "I'M WHATEVER GOTHAM NEEDS ME TO BE."

Superman : "Seriously, enough with the growling voice and the dramatics. I didn't even call this meeting, you did, so unless you have something you need to discuss ...............?"

Batman : "YOU WANTED ME, HERE I AM"

Superman : "I'm outta here."

Batman : "DON'T LET ME FIND YOU OUT HERE AGAIN."

Superman : * rolls eyes *

 

[Panthro]

Superman : "So Bruce, I - "

Batman : (Interrupting) "I'M BATMAN."

Superman : "Er .......... yeah, I know. Sorry. Anyway, Batman, I swear this is the best coffee I ever tasted."

Batman : "SWEAR TO ME!"

Superman : "Seriously! I've never had better. Of course, I probably put too much cream in it but I find it sweetens it a little."

Batman : "DOES IT COME IN BLACK?"

Superman : "Does it come in black? Of course it comes in black. It's coffee. Ah you amuse me at times Bruce, you and your theatrics."

Batman : "THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION ARE POWERFUL WEAPONS"

Superman : "Powerful weapons ............. haha .... that's funny, I like that."

Batman : "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."

Superman : "Er ........................ okaaaaay. You a little stressed tonight buddy? Pushing yourself too hard lately? Maybe you're overdoing it a little."

Batman : "BATMAN HAS NO LIMITS."

Superman : "Maybe so, but I understand. I mean, you're just human. It's gotta be tiring running around being a hero all the time."

Batman : "YOU EITHER DIE A HERO OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN."

Superman : "Wow ................................ deep. You're really not acting like yourself tonight Bruce."

Batman : "I'M WHATEVER GOTHAM NEEDS ME TO BE."

Superman : "Seriously, enough with the growling voice and the dramatics. I didn't even call this meeting, you did, so unless you have something you need to discuss ...............?"

Batman : "YOU WANTED ME, HERE I AM"

Superman : "I'm outta here."

Batman : "DON'T LET ME FIND YOU OUT HERE AGAIN."

Superman : * rolls eyes *

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of my new look?

BATMAN: Trust me, you don´t wanna know.

SUPERMAN: Huh, is it at least better than my mullet look? Or the Blue Flash/Re Flash one?

BATMAN: I dunno, it´s like you´re asking me to choose between diarrhea, constipation and uncontrollabe gas.

SUPERMAN: Look who´s talking, Mr. rubber nipples.

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: Bruce?

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: i`m, I´m so sorry Bruce, I didn´t mean to bring back painful mem...

BATMAN: Don´t. Ever. Mention. That. Again!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, love the movie lines run.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Huh, Bruce, you did tell her we were going to stop wearing underwear OUTSIDE OF PANTS, didn´t you?

BATMAN: Shh, don´t ruin the moment.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOR-EL: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! ISN´T THAT WHAT YOU CAME FOR?!

ZOD: Wait, he´s not being played by Russel Crowe yet.

URSA: That´s okay, Brando was a cranky *****ebag too.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Huh, Bruce, you did tell her we were going to stop wearing underwear OUTSIDE OF PANTS, didn´t you?

BATMAN: Shh, don´t ruin the moment.

Hehehehehehehehehe

The Brando/Crowe joke was funny too.

 

[X Knight]

( after a night of hardcore clubbing and trying to pick up girls )

Superman: "Love is a battlefield............and we just lost."

Batman: "...........true............"

 

[Panthro]

( after a night of hardcore clubbing and trying to pick up girls )

Superman: "Love is a battlefield............and we just lost."

Batman: "...........true............"

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, how about this relaunch thing?

BAGMAN: All the companies have been doing is desperate moves to try and salvage a dying format.They keep dong those events to push people into buying books they don´t really care for, and those reboots to attract new readers, yet only the diehards keep buying the books, and get pissed about those changes, even though they acknowledge the continuities became too convoluted and confusing.

SUPERMAN: And writers don´t even stick to the reboots cuz they end up bringing back stuff from the golden and silver ages and retconning them into the "new" continuity.

BATMAN: And they become convoluted and confusing all over again..

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, how about this relaunch thing?

BAGMAN: All the companies have been doing is desperate moves to try and salvage a dying format.They keep dong those events to push people into buying books they don´t really care for, and those reboots to attract new readers, yet only the diehards keep buying the books, and get pissed about those changes, even though they acknowledge the continuities became too convoluted and confusing.

SUPERMAN: And writers don´t even stick to the reboots cuz they end up bringing back stuff from the golden and silver ages and retconning them into the "new" continuity.

BATMAN: And they become convoluted and confusing all over again..

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Y'know, Bruce, I can fly to our destination faster than you can drive this thing. Why do I have to ride shotgun with you?"

Batman: "Just shut up and drink your coffee. "

Superman: "But I don't even like coffee........and we're not even moving......"

 

[Stoic]

Edit: Wrong Thread. iPhone screw up.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Y'know, Bruce, I can fly to our destination faster than you can drive this thing. Why do I have to ride shotgun with you?"

Batman: "Just shut up and drink your coffee. "

Superman: "But I don't even like coffee........and we're not even moving......"

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Damn, and I´m the only one on Earth who can hit that...

BATMAN: Huh, no you can´t. She´s your cousin, remember?

SUPERMAN: Still?! Dammit, of all things those *****ebag writers keep retconning and rebooting...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Damn, and I´m the only one on Earth who can hit that...

BATMAN: Huh, no you can´t. She´s your cousin, remember?

SUPERMAN: Still?! Dammit, of all things those *****ebag writers keep retconning and rebooting...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[X Knight]

edit

 

[manofsteel4life]

SUPERMAN: Damn, and I´m the only one on Earth who can hit that...

BATMAN: Huh, no you can´t. She´s your cousin, remember?

SUPERMAN: Still?! Dammit, of all things those *****ebag writers keep retconning and rebooting...

lmao

 

[elgaz]

 

[X Knight]

great stuff guys!!

Superman: "So.....where exactly are we going, Bruce?"

Batman: "You.......need to stop being such a boyscout and start loosening up. I'm taking you to the finest strip club in Gotham. And yes, I've spiked that coffee with Kryptonite so you can't superspeed back to your little fortress. Trust me, it's for your own good. "

( 5 hours later........on the way back )

Superman: "What has been seen..............cannot be unseen! "

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "Bruce... seriously, how can people flock to crap like Michael Bay's Transformers films, which actually go out of their way to be WORSE than the source material, yet treat Green Lantern like it has the Black Plague?"
BATMAN: "Simple Clark - people are stupid. I mean, this is the same country that voted twice for Bush."
SUPERMAN: "Hmm..."

 

[manofsteel4life]

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, when did all the cool guys of the 80s and 90s stop being cool?"
BATMAN: "Well Clark, like anyone else they had to get old eventually, and as every new generation steps forward, they inevitably choose new faces to be THEIR icons-"
SUPERMAN: "Even an annoying unlikable little runt like Shia Labeouf?"
BATMAN: "Exactly. They can't identify with the idols of their parents or even their siblings, perhaps they don't want to or they simply can't due to a generation gap, so they seek out their own faces and names. It's as inevitable as spring/summer/fall/winter. Then you have to take into consideration that some of these guys bring the loss of 'street cred' upon themselves. Arnold Schwarzenegger's heyday was over long before he became Governor of California, but the love child scandal killed whatever chance he had of a comeback."
SUPERMAN: "Which is too bad, that Governator cartoon he was talking about doing sounded funny."
BATMAN: "That it may have been, but we'll never know now. In the case of Harrison Ford, I'd say it was a combination of getting older, stubborn hubris and a mid-life crisis. Overly defensive comments such as 'Am I supposed to negate all my years of experience just because some director says trust me?' combined with a slew movies where he was clearly too old to play the lead such as Firewall just smack of a man who can't let go of his glory days and can't accept the fact that his time in the sun is over. John Wayne had a similar problem way back in the day."
SUPERMAN: "Plus that Godawful fourth Indiana Jones film tainted his own legacy."
BATMAN: "That it did. Then you have Mel Gibson, who always had trouble with the booze, and then allowed life long issues of race, religion and gender to finally boil over before he got rough with his baby mama."
SUPERMAN: "Like a more intense version of Tom Cruise letting his personal religious fervor get the better of him, resulting in couch jumping, calling Matt Lauer glib, picking fights with Brooke Shields and then getting into a still questionable marriage to Katie Holmes, who was then mysteriously unavailable for 'The Dark Knight', the mega-hit sequel to 'Batman Begins'."
BATMAN: "Good call."
SUPERMAN: "Well, Bruce Willis hasn't done anything too incredibly stupid yet."
BATMAN: "Not yet. Let's hope it stays that way."