The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[hopefuldreamer]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!! It's........hey wait a minute!"

 

[X Knight]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

y'know.....something tells me......I don't think Superman's "disguise" of Clark with glasses would work too well in our social media age......

 

[KalMart]

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[Britains Finest]

"My costume rocks! it has red trunks and everything."

"Okay, so I don't have red trunks. Big ****ing deal! Is that what makes me Superman? Fanboys should just be thankful that they're actually gonna see me kick some ass this time"

"Huh?"

"...and be safe in the knowledge that I won't pull the same facial expression for the whole entire movie."

"I'M REALLY ANGRY NOW!!!"

"Calm down pretty boy."

 

[Lily Adler]

SUPERMAN: How's this for a Bat b****slap!

 

[lord-22]

"My costume rocks! it has red trunks and everything."

"Okay, so I don't have red trunks. Big ****ing deal! Is that what makes me Superman? Fanboys should just be thankful that they're actually gonna see me kick some ass this time"

"Huh?"

"...and be safe in the knowledge that I won't pull the same facial expression for the whole entire movie."

"I'M REALLY ANGRY NOW!!!"

"Calm down pretty boy."

epic first post

 

[Venom'sDad]

Maury Povich off screen: You said, you are the only one in her life. That she will would never be with another. You refuse to believe that Mr. White, Richard White, is the father of your child. Well the result are in........... according to DNA testing, I can say with 98.7%..........

You Are Not The Father!

Superman: Son of a <bleep>!!! Are you <bleeping> kidding me?!? You <bleeping> ****e!!! I going to blow a whole in your Kryptonite <bleep>!!! Come here!!! You can't run you <bleeping bleep>!!!

 

[El Payaso]

And now... finally.... with you... the official new SUPERMAN suiiiit!!!

*walks and whistles*

*off-screen voice* hm... hm... hm-hm-hm... he he he he he... hehehehehehee....

*is revelaed*

hahahahahah... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[ultimatefan]

IIIII´m too sexy for my trunks,
too sexy for my trunks,
So Seexy it huuuurts...

 

[El Payaso]

Superman : Elaine what about my eyebrows ?

Elaine : Shhhhhh . Here.

* Elaine draws fake eyebrows on him and leaves *

Dr. Resnick : I got your ointment . Where's your nurse ?

Superman : She left.

Dr. Resnick : No need to get angry . Calm down.

Superman : I am calm.

Dr. Resnick : Superman, I don't care for your demeanor.

Superman : Demeanor ?

Dr. Resnick : Now you're just being difficult.

Superman : What are you writing ?

 

[Mad Love]

Heee hee ho ho ahhh ahhh... now which bank will it be today?

Wrong one!

It took a whole movie for Batman to get you?

Shutup
​

 

[Panthro]

Heee hee ho ho ahhh ahhh... now which bank will it be today?​

Wrong one!​

It took a whole movie for Batman to get you?​

Shutup​

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Slugster]

OOOPS!!!! sorry... White Castle

 

[elgaz]

Sorry about the door guys . . . . . . . thought this was the barbers, doh.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Heee hee ho ho ahhh ahhh... now which bank will it be today?​

Wrong one!​

It took a whole movie for Batman to get you?​

Shutup​

 

[DorkyFresh]

Cavill: When they said I'd be signing boobies this wasn't what I had in mind!!!

Guy: OMG...he's touching me!!!

 

[Panthro]

Cavill: "Whoa, you have some sort of thing on your chest here. Hold on, I'll snip it off."

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Wow, never seen a 3rd nipple there before."

 

[KalMart]

"C'mon...be honest....do these mo-cap dots make my butt look big?"

 

[Panthro]

"C'mon...be honest....do these mo-cap dots make my butt look big?"

Yes they do.

 

[X Knight]

Cavill: "Now just hold still and I'll tattoo this Superman symbol on your chest."

Superman fan: "It hurts........but it's worth it!! "

 

[Venom'sDad]

Cavill: Oh man, I want to pour water on it!

Superman fan: Do it man, do it!!!

 

[X Knight]

Superman fan: "He fell for my trap!! Now, I can get a clear shot of his crotch!! the internet fanboys will LOVE this!! and the fangirls will go even crazier!!! instant message board cred!! "

 

[Panthro]

Superman fan: "He fell for my trap!! Now, I can get a clear shot of his crotch!! the internet fanboys will LOVE this!! and the fangirls will go even crazier!!! instant message board cred!! "

It's funny because it's wrong.