The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[manofsteel4life]

Cavill: You Do Not Want To Go In There! WHEW!

Lol

 

[Panthro]

Cavill: You Do Not Want To Go In There! WHEW!

hehehe, Ace Ventura reference, been so long since I watched that film.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Mr. Weisman, I am greatly displeased with the way you've handled my few guest appearances on Young Justice..."

 

[KalMart]

Ooo...oh boy...can I take five a for boys' room break here....gonna need a hand with this one....whoa nelly....!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Stop complaining about Christian Bale's Batman voice! And don't even think of complaining about Tom Hardy's Bane voice! I swear even if these guys were dubbed by your much beloved DCAU voice actors Kevin Conroy and Henry Silva you'd still complain!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Ladies, look at your man. Now look at me. Now look back at your man. Unfortunately, he's not me, but he can smell like me. How? Kryptonian Spice - Smell Like A Superhero Should Smell."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Charles Brandon? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[KalMart]

"...ma hair....he hit ma hair....!"

(dont know how many get the reference)

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "This is for having a truly successful reboot before I did you f***!"

LEX LUTHOR: "Stop calling me Vin Diesel!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

SUPERMAN: Um....um....ahhhh, whew.

 

[Unclebelvis]

Sue Richards: I don't know, Clark... are you sure this is a good idea?

Clark Kent: Yes, of course it is. It's a fantastic idea.

Sue Richards: But what if Reed finds out?

Clark Kent: Trust me, he won't.

Sue Richards: Oh, all right. (giggles)

Clark Kent: That's it, my dear. Now open wide... (stokes her hair)

Best one I've seen yet. Brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why yes I did just have a one night stand with Wonder Woman. How did you guess?"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Best one I've seen yet. Brilliant!

Thanks! t:

 

[Panthro]

 

[Rowsdower!]

What the --?

Man. DC has some warped ideas of what angels look like. That guy looks like the Voltron Wild Boar Lord of Sith.

 

[KalMart]

What the --?

Man. DC has some warped ideas of what angels look like. That guy looks like the Voltron Wild Boar Lord of Sith.

They got some bananas ideas of how superheroes look like as well these days.

 

[KalMart]

<writing>

"To my....good friend...Ronnie....I love...your shirt....and when I'm 60....I'll still....be able....to steal your girlfriend....Sincerely....Superman....."

 

[JaD]

SUPERMAN: "This is for having a truly successful reboot before I did you f***!"

My .GIF!!!! t:

I haven't seen it used by anyone yet! *proud*

 

[Panthro]

<writing>

"To my....good friend...Ronnie....I love...your shirt....and when I'm 60....I'll still....be able....to steal your girlfriend....Sincerely....Superman....."

My .GIF!!!!

I haven't seen it used by anyone yet! *proud*

You're welcome.

Proof that Superman is a Bee Gees fan -

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lI9_jmSPwQ[/YT]

 

[elgaz]

"To little Johny ..............

Batman sucks. He's a human dressed as a rodent, and has zero superpowers. Whereas I am the last son of Krypton, only heir to the House of El, and Earth's greatest hero. I could dropkick him to Saturn, I could flick those pointy ears of his a billion miles away, I could crush his bones into diamonds ................ I could literally sneeze Batman into infinity. And I could do all that before he's had a chance to blink. You don't need to scare people with a growling voice when you can vaporise them with a fart. So do yourself a favour, grow a set of balls and ask Mom for a Superman T-shirt next time.

I hope when you're older that you understand this is not a personal attack on you.

Your friend, Clark."

 

[Panthro]

"To little Johny ..............

Batman sucks. He's a human dressed as a rodent, and has zero superpowers. Whereas I am the last son of Krypton, only heir to the House of El, and Earth's greatest hero. I could dropkick him to Saturn, I could flick those pointy ears of his a billion miles away, I could crush his bones into diamonds ................ I could literally sneeze Batman into infinity. And I could do all that before he's had a chance to blink. You don't need to scare people with a growling voice when you can vaporise them with a fart. So do yourself a favour, grow a set of balls and ask Mom for a Superman T-shirt next time.

I hope when you're older that you understand this is not a personal attack on you.

Your friend, Clark."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm just a gigolo... just call me Gigolo Joe."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Dear Billy,

Sorry you were born without a face. My condolences. You look like that guy from Dick Tracy. But look at the bright side. At least it will probably keep Jerry Sandusky away.

All the best,

Henry

 

[KalMart]

Peter King?

 

[Panthro]

Dear Billy,

Sorry you were born without a face. My condolences. You look like that guy from Dick Tracy. But look at the bright side. At least it will probably keep Jerry Sandusky away.

All the best,

Henry

Hehehehe