The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

GARFIELD PETER PARKER: See, the reboot is much more true to the comics, cuz I create my webshooters!

MAGUIRE SPIDER-MAN: Maybe so, but my costume is much more faithful to the classic comics one!

GARFIELD PETER PARKER: So, let´s ask the fans: faithful costume or webshooters?

Bwahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

PETER: I do this because something terrible happened to me, and it was all my own fault!
GWEN: You lost someone you loved and learned a valuable lesson about power and responsibility?
PETER: No, I invested all my money on Facebook stock, and lost everything! Now I have to wear this to cheer kids´ birthday parties! Do you still love me?
GWEN: Uh, gee, I... I have to return some video tapes...

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Alright, who shot my cleavage? I'm looking at you, Frank."
PUNISHER [off camera]: "Oh snap..."
SPIDER-MAN: "You'd better run, Frank."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

GWEN: Please, don´t let them kill me in the sequel!
PETER: But honey, it´s one of the most classic and beloved moments from the comics! It´s kind of the whole reason to have you be the main love interest!
GWEN: You do realize you´re gonna have a girlfriend who´s not afraid of being risky and adventurous, without her bully, pain in the ass of a father to put any stops on it, don´t ya?
PETER: You know what, classic shlassic! There´s a sex shop in Queens I always wanted to visit...

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe

GWEN: Please, don´t let them kill me in the sequel!
PETER: But honey, it´s one of the most classic and beloved moments from the comics! It´s kind of the whole reason to have you be the main love interest!
GWEN: You do realize you´re gonna have a girlfriend who´s not afraid of being risky and adventurous, without her bully, pain in the ass of a father to put any stops on it, don´t ya?
PETER: You know what, classic shlassic! There´s a sex shop in Queens I always wanted to visit...

Hehehehehehe

There was a gag I was a gag I wanted to use with that pic but now I can't remember it... so I'll just have to use this one instead -

GWEN: "It's okay honey, you're still cooler than Mark Zuckerberg."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehe, not hard to be cooler than Zukerberg right now.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal...

 

[ultimatefan]

edit

 

[Panthro]

hehehehehehehe, not hard to be cooler than Zukerberg right now.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal...

Hehehe, classic Simpsons.

 

[ultimatefan]

Actually, it´s the WB cartoon frog. It´s from the Chuck Jones short where a guy finds a singing frog and tries to make money with it, but the frog simply doesn´t sing whenever anyone else is looking. It became a promo for the WB Network for a while.

 

[ultimatefan]

I don´t give a rat´s ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!

Showoff.

Self-righteous *****ebag.

 

[Panthro]

Actually, it´s the WB cartoon frog. It´s from the Chuck Jones short where a guy finds a singing frog and tries to make money with it, but the frog simply doesn´t sing whenever anyone else is looking. It became a promo for the WB Network for a while.

Ah. Well, I remember the line mostly from that one Simpsons Treehouse of Horror special.

I don´t give a rat´s ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!

Showoff.

Self-righteous *****ebag.

Hehehehehehe

GARFIELD: "Look, it's not my fault that my filmmakers still haven't figured out a solution to the whole keeping the mask thing on! If it were up to me we'd do it like Iron Man where we see the face inside the mask!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, well it´d be hard to make the same effect work on a face-tight fabric mask.

PETER: So, you´re really not gonna say your famous "with great power, comes great responsibility" line? Not even once?

BEN: Kiddo, if I knew anything about responsibility, do you rhink I´d have not only raised Charlie Sheen, but let him loose in the world? The least I could have done was to castrate him!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. That accent is a delight.

I´m Batman, mate!

And I´m a bloody good friend!

And I´m your lovely shire Spider-Man, my good lads!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, well it´d be hard to make the same effect work on a face-tight fabric mask.

PETER: So, you´re really not gonna say your famous "with great power, comes great responsibility" line? Not even once?

BEN: Kiddo, if I knew anything about responsibility, do you rhink I´d have not only raised Charlie Sheen, but let him loose in the world? The least I could have done was to castrate him!

Bwahahahahahaha

The British heroes sounding off was funny too.

UNCLE BEN: "C'mon Pete, be reasonable, they're just DC comic book characters-"
PETER: "Wally West is the One True Flash! Barry Allen is a stain on the soul of the Flash legacy! I have spoken!"

 

[Oscorp]

Dancing to "What A Wonderful World"

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "MJ's about to have four movies, Gwen's going to get at least three movies... when will it be my turn God?! When?!?! Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!"

 

[Supa]

Black Cat:Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!

Peter: Helloooo~

Black Cat: ...On second thought, the Dark Knight Rises just did Catwoman, it's too recent, there's enough demand for me anyway...I'll just leave.

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat:Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!

Peter: Helloooo~

Black Cat: ...On second thought, the Dark Knight Rises just did Catwoman, it's too recent, there's enough demand for me anyway...I'll just leave.

Sad yet funny at the same time. Well played.

 

[Oscorp]

Hahaha good one Supa!

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "C'mon, who would you really rather have in the sequel - MJ or me?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Is it too much to ask for both?"
BLACK CAT: "...."