The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Pasnthro, great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Hah, one more shot and I think I´m gonna start dancing on top of this table and take my clothes off!
SPIDEY: Oh, dear God...
WOLVERINE: We´ll pass.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: What the hell?! I thought you boys would love it!!
NICK FURY: Normally, yes, but...
SPIDEY: See, the last time that happened... it was The Thing.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Good God!
WOLVERINE: With all the memories I had erased, that one never leaves...

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: See, isn´t that romantic? How I caught you in my web? You can´t escape our love!
GWEN: Dammit, you read that Jim Cameron treatment where Peter "catches" MJ in his web, didn´t ya?
PETER: Wasn´t that great? Why didn´t they film it? It could have been another Titanic. Or another Avatar.
GWEN: Maybe. Or another Accused. Even another Straw Dogs.

 

[Oscorp]

Scarlet Spider: Hello...I'm Bane

Bane: Oh, not this s**t again

Hahahahaha good one! I miss those "Hello...i'm ben" "????????" jokes!

 

[>>>venom<<<]

SPIDEY: gawd...why can't i stop reading this damn book!?!?! EFF YOU 50 SHADES OF GREY!!!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Hah, one more shot and I think I´m gonna start dancing on top of this table and take my clothes off!
SPIDEY: Oh, dear God...
WOLVERINE: We´ll pass.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: What the hell?! I thought you boys would love it!!
NICK FURY: Normally, yes, but...
SPIDEY: See, the last time that happened... it was The Thing.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Good God!
WOLVERINE: With all the memories I had erased, that one never leaves...

That's actually Luke Cage, not Nick Fury. You can tell by the lack of an eye patch.

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man's reaction to hearing that the Hobbit will be a trilogy

 

[Oscorp]

Spidey: "OK, Lizard and the librarian are battling it out right now. Perfect time for me to sneak out then. I mean, who wouldn't? Also, Aunt May wanted me to bring home some eggs. Wouldn't want to disappoint her"

 

[Oscorp]

GWEN: "PEEEEEEEETEEEEEERRRR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!??"
PETER: "Oh ****!! I better hide!"

PETER: "Is she gone yet? Man, her period is not to play with!"

 

[Oscorp]

LIZARD: "Poor Peter Parker. No father...no mother...no uncle. You're all alone."

PETER: "Your favourite mouse is dead"

LIZARD: :'(

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

LIZARD: "Really dude? You sold your marriage to your beautiful loving wife to the devil just to keep your withered 104-year old aunt alive? What is wrong with you boy?"

PETER: "Shut Up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

PETER: Stan, help me please!

stan (thinking): Hah, the schmuck thinks I can´t hear him cuz of the headphones, but the sound´s not even on right now... Okay, where´s the erotic session again?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

PETER: Stan, help me please!

stan (thinking): Hah, the schmuck thinks I can´t hear him cuz of the headphones, but the sound´s not even on right now... Okay, where´s the erotic session again?

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Hey, I´ve found your long-lost brother!

LIZARD: Godzilla? Killer Croc?

PETER: Not exactly.

KERMIT: Hey Lizzie, how are you?

LIZARD: Get away!! You´re ruining everything!! Again!!

KERMIT: C´mon now Lizzie, that´s no way to talk to family.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: Hey, I´ve found your long-lost brother!

LIZARD: Godzilla? Killer Croc?

PETER: Not exactly.

KERMIT: Hey Lizzie, how are you?

LIZARD: Get away!! You´re ruining everything!! Again!!

KERMIT: C´mon now Lizzie, that´s no way to talk to family.

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

PETER: Stan, How could you not only endorse, but make cameos on pieces of crap like the Fantastic Four movies and Daredevil?!

STAN: III am so great, eeeverybody loves me, lah lah lahlaaaaaah...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

PETER: Stan, How could you not only endorse, but make cameos on pieces of crap like the Fantastic Four movies and Daredevil?!

STAN: III am so great, eeeverybody loves me, lah lah lahlaaaaaah...

Hehehe, Stan has a Homer complex.

 

[ultimatefan]

Peter Parker´s reaction to hearing that a commitment to Fox may prevent Marc Webb from directing the reboot sequel.

 

[Panthro]

Peter Parker´s reaction to hearing that a commitment to Fox may prevent Marc Webb from directing the reboot sequel.

Hehehehehehe

Peter's reaction to hearing that Michael Bay is interested in directing the reboot sequel.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LUKE CAGE: "So, you into interracial?"
MS. MARVEL: "Hell yeah!"
THING: "Do I count?"

 

[Panthro]

LUKE CAGE: "So, you into interracial?"
MS. MARVEL: "Hell yeah!"
THING: "Do I count?"

Hehehehehe

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

PETER: "Wow... Fifty Shades of Grey."

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

LIZARD: "Poor Peter Parker. No father...no mother...no uncle. You're all alone."

PETER: "Your favourite mouse is dead"

LIZARD: :'(

Gold.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Damn, I knew Gwen was into some kinky [BLEEP] but that... my God she could give Black Cat lessons..."

 

[ultimatefan]

GARFIELD PETER PARKER: See, the reboot is much more true to the comics, cuz I create my webshooters!

MAGUIRE SPIDER-MAN: Maybe so, but my costume is much more faithful to the classic comics one!

GARFIELD PETER PARKER: So, let´s ask the fans: faithful costume or webshooters?