The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Peter: THIS shows how much I love you!

Gwen: I see. It looks like platonic love to me. Maybe cute puppy love.

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Peter: So, now you know I'm Spider-man. Tell, me honestly, what do you think?

Gwen: Your suit is crap.

 

[Panthro]

Peter: So, now you know I'm Spider-man. Tell, me honestly, what do you think?

Gwen: Your suit is crap.

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Peter: THIS shows how much I love you!

Gwen: I see. It looks like platonic love to me. Maybe cute puppy love.

Hahahaha

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "Captain Stacy Only Pawn In Game Of Life."

 

[ultimatefan]

edit trouble

 

[ultimatefan]

edit trouble

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "When in doubt, shoot 'em in the nuts."

 

[MrSpyder]

Funny

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuffr guys!

GWEN: Oh my God it´s true! My biceps are bigger than yours!
SPIDEY: Go f*** yourself.

 

[cwere]

Cool stuffr guys!

GWEN: Oh my God it´s true! My biceps are bigger than yours!
SPIDEY: Go f*** yourself.

brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

Funny

Thanks

Cool stuffr guys!

GWEN: Oh my God it´s true! My biceps are bigger than yours!
SPIDEY: Go f*** yourself.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Yes that's right, I'm banging her and you're not. Deal with it."

 

[SpideyFan866]

SPIDEY: I'm feeling her ass, so what!

 

[Oscorp]

Cool stuffr guys!

GWEN: Oh my God it´s true! My biceps are bigger than yours!
SPIDEY: Go f*** yourself.

SPIDEY: But hey...my butt is bigger than yours!
GWEN:

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: I'm feeling her ass, so what!

Lucky bastard.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Super powers. Hot blonde. My own personal franchise. Who's the loser now Zuckerberg? What'cha gonna do? Ya gonna cry? Ya gonna cry champ?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: What are you looking at? Never saw a nerd get the hot chick before? So you missed every teen comedy from the last three decades!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: What are you looking at? Never saw a nerd get the hot chick before? So you missed every teen comedy from the last three decades!

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

LOVE IS... Putting up with a boyfriend who dresses up in a blue and red leotard, cries at episodes of Glee and listens to My Chemical Romance.

 

[Excelgeneration]

I think this movie can do well. Just have a weird feeling that it is too soon but hopefully it can pull out as a winner.

 

[Panthro]

LOVE IS... Putting up with a boyfriend who dresses up in a blue and red leotard, cries at episodes of Glee and listens to My Chemical Romance.

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! I sent you an e-mail reply, did you get it?

 

[Panthro]

^^Currently working on writing a response.

CAPTAIN STACY: "N! Y! P! D! Means I will Knock Your Punk Ass Down!"