The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[UltimateWebhead]

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[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

PETER: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!?!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Stop saying YOLO! It's not a new concept! shutupshutupshutupshutup!!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Lady Gaga is the Devil's Music!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys.

We have ways to make you talk, kiddo...

I´ve heard of police torture... but to recite every line of dialogue from Michael Bay´s Transformers movies is way too much abuse!

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff guys.

We have ways to make you talk, kiddo...

I´ve heard of police torture... but to recite every line of dialogue from Michael Bay´s Transformers movies is way too much abuse!

Hehehehehe

 

[SpeterMan3]

Stop saying YOLO! It's not a new concept! shutupshutupshutupshutup!!

Darn you, Drake.

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

"My spidey senses are tingling..."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Fanboys can hate the minor alterations to my suit but I'm still red carpet quality and they aren't!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys.

PETER: Keep your hands to yourself, mister, private dances are 100 bucks an hour!

 

[MrSpyder]

^^lol^^

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

I see nerdy people.

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff guys.

PETER: Keep your hands to yourself, mister, private dances are 100 bucks an hour!

Hehehehe

Love the "see nerdy people" as well.

PETER: "Tell Zuckerberg that he can send all the generic thugs, mooks and mercenaries after me that he wants, but I'm still coming for the money he owns me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: How in the world didn´t you realize that, in a Hollywood movie, the bully always gets switly punished with no consequences, retaliatory or disciplinary, for the avenging nerd?

BULLY: S-sorry, for a moment I thought this was the real world.

PETER: Don´t ever make that mistake again, understand?

BULLY: Yes, sir!

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro.

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Miracles right before my eyes
You sexy thing got me hypnotised
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to me
My angel from above lying next to me
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing

How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sexy thing come into my life
Forever and a day it feels so right
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing

How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

You sexy thing

 

[Panthro]

PETER: How in the world didn´t you realize that, in a Hollywood movie, the bully always gets switly punished with no consequences, retaliatory or disciplinary, for the avenging nerd?

BULLY: S-sorry, for a moment I thought this was the real world.

PETER: Don´t ever make that mistake again, understand?

BULLY: Yes, sir!

Hehehehehe. And thanks. Pete singing is funny too.

 

[ultimatefan]

BULLY: Pleae don´t kill me, man! Please, please don´t kill me!

PETER: I´m not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

BULLY: W-who are you?!

PETER: I´m Batm - no wait, that can´t be right...

 

[Curmudgeon]

BULLY: Pleae don´t kill me, man! Please, please don´t kill me!

PETER: I´m not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

BULLY: W-who are you?!

PETER: I´m Batm - no wait, that can´t be right...

 

[Panthro]

BULLY: Pleae don´t kill me, man! Please, please don´t kill me!

PETER: I´m not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

BULLY: W-who are you?!

PETER: I´m Batm - no wait, that can´t be right...

Hehehehehehe

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

BULLY: Pleae don´t kill me, man! Please, please don´t kill me!

PETER: I´m not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

BULLY: W-who are you?!

PETER: I´m Batm - no wait, that can´t be right...

Hilarious ^^

 

[Bats123]

Lmao!!

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "You shall drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

 

[Smegger56]

PETER: "You shall drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

made me chuckle

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

PETER: "You probably shouldn't have dropped the soap..."