The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff, especially the Zukerberg one.

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: What the hell...

TALLAHASSE: Little spitf*** is not gonna like to know you´re boinking his chick, man!

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

PETER: What the hell...

TALLAHASSE: Little spitf*** is not gonna like to know you´re boinking his chick, man!

Hahaha

 

[Panthro]

PETER: What the hell...

TALLAHASSE: Little spitf*** is not gonna like to know you´re boinking his chick, man!

Hehehehehehe

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

SPIDEY: "Y'know, if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief!"

BATMAN: "THIS ISN'T A CAAAAR"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Y'know, if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief!"

BATMAN: "THIS ISN'T A CAAAAR"

Hehehehehe

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

SPIDEY: "Y'know, if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief!"

BATMAN: "THIS ISN'T A CAAAAR"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys Gotta love that Spidey/Bats one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: We don´t have enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour!

BATMAN: Where we´re going, we don´t need roooads!!

TAAN TAAN TAAAAN... TARARANTANTANTAAAN... TARARANTANTAN TAAAN TAAAN TARARAAAAAAN!!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: We don´t have enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour!

BATMAN: Where we´re going, we don´t need roooads!!

TAAN TAAN TAAAAN... TARARANTANTANTAAAN... TARARANTANTAN TAAAN TAAAN TARARAAAAAAN!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

LIZARD: That´sssss right, you pain in the assss fanboy, I´m wearing the f***ing goddamn lab coat!! Happy now?! Can I slowly devour your gutsss in peacccce now?!

FANBOY: A-absolutely, sir! Bon appetit.

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

LIZARD: That´sssss right, you pain in the assss fanboy, I´m wearing the f***ing goddamn lab coat!! Happy now?! Can I slowly devour your gutsss in peacccce now?!

FANBOY: A-absolutely, sir! Bon appetit.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LIZARD: "You Will Drink The Black Sperm Of My Vengeance!"
RANDOM GUY: "Eww!"

 

[Alvin Draper]

Ratha: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

 

[Alvin Draper]

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

Not sure if the word badass is allowed here, sorry if it is...

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

^
BWHHAHA!!
Classic!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool stuff guys, especially the Hentai one.

 

[Radioactive]

spidey: "y'know, if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief!"

batman: "this isn't a caaaar"

bahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

LIZARD: Does this coat make my tail look fat?

 

[Panthro]

THUG: "I'm gonna do to you what Reggie did that giant Graver in the basement in Phantasm II! Which is exactly what Arnold Schwarzenegger did to the Buzzsaw guy in The Running Man! Minus the chainsaws of course."
SPIDEY: "Uh..."

 

[spideyguy16]

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

Found this in the TDKR Fan Art thread -

BANE: "Come To Me, Nephew of Ben Parker! KNEEL Before Bane!"

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Spidey: "Aww crap. Where's Batman when you need him? "

 

[Radioactive]

Spidey: "Aww crap. Where's Batman when you need him? "