The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Hotwire. Thanks for the new pics.

CAPT. STACY: "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at Eleven."

 

[Hotwire]

Funny stuff Hotwire. Thanks for the new pics.

Thanks, and you're welcome!

 

[Oscorp]

Great stuff Hotwire!

 

[Hotwire]

Great stuff Hotwire!

Thank you!

 

[Hotwire]

Redid this with an extra pic.

Uncle Ben: I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's....

Peter: ...collection of really creepy porn!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, porn makes everything funnier.

SPIDER-MAN: "There's something out there... that... that witch in the cellar is only part of it."

COP: "I've had it with you mother-f***ing superheroes in my mother-f***ing city!"

PETER: "Soul ownership of Facebook will be mine!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Tom Brady stole this pose from me ya know."

 

[Hotwire]

Ever after becoming Spider-Man, Flash Thompson still continued to subject him to the occasional swirly.

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Peter, I'm very impressed. There's a LOT more to you than I had expected."

PETER: "Well presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast. Right?"

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Oh my God Peter what the Hell happened to you?!"
PETER: "I got kicked in the balls by the Incredible Hulk."
GWEN: "Damn. It's gonna take a lot of surgery to fix those."

 

[Hotwire]

Peter: Can I touch your boobs?

Gwen: Uh, no.

Cpt. Stacy: Let's try, HELL NO!

 

[Panthro]

Peter: Can I touch your boobs?

Gwen: Uh, no.

Hehehehe, can't blame the man for trying.

 

[Hotwire]

Spider-Man: You're a really bad shot, dude. Even a lowly henchman would have at least hit that guy in the shoulder.

 

[Panthro]

COP: "John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot ya between the balls!"

 

[Curmudgeon]

Hahahahaha, this thread is awesome. Keep up the good work guys!

 

[Panthro]

^^Thanks we try.

CAPTAIN STACY: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "Jim Gordon ain't got s*** on me!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "Dead Or Alive You're Coming With Me!"

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

 

[Panthro]

See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

Oh someone always beats me to that quote. Still:

 

[Panthro]

CAPT. STACY: "We make our stand now, or there will be no one left to go the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[SpaceWay2009]

lol Panthro still got it when it comes to captioning.

 

[Panthro]

lol Panthro still got it when it comes to captioning.

Thanks, I try.

 

[TheWallCrawler]

 

[Panthro]

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"