The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Peter: N-no, no, really, I, I´m not Spider-Man, I-I swear...

Gwen: Really? Hard to believe when you show so much swagger and raw sexual magnetism...

 

[Panthro]

Peter: N-no, no, really, I, I´m not Spider-Man, I-I swear...

Gwen: Really? Hard to believe when you show so much swagger and raw sexual magnetism...

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Gwen: Honey, I know you´re Spider-Man and all, but there´re only so many times a girl can believe you accidentally "webbed" yourself...

 

[Panthro]

Gwen: Honey, I know you´re Spider-Man and all, but there´re only so many times a girl can believe you accidentally "webbed" yourself...

Hehehehehehe

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Gwen: Honey, I know you´re Spider-Man and all, but there´re only so many times a girl can believe you accidentally "webbed" yourself...

Haha!

 

[Panthro]

THUG: "Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask."

 

[Immortalfire]

Gwen: No people, I don't know why he can't keep the mask on, either.

 

[Panthro]

Gwen: No people, I don't know why he can't keep the mask on, either.

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff, especially the mask one.

Gwen: No, honey, I´m not freaked out by your powers, but you gotta admit asking me to eat you alive after the sex is a little muich...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and great stuff, especially the mask one.

Gwen: No, honey, I´m not freaked out by your powers, but you gotta admit asking me to eat you alive after the sex is a little muich...

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THUG: Please tell me you´re not trying to reenact the kiss from the first movie!
SPIDER-MAN: Of course not, I´m not even upside down! But I AM gonna do to you a bunch of the things that b*** didn´t let me that time...

 

[Panthro]

THUG: Please tell me you´re not trying to reenact the kiss from the first movie!
SPIDER-MAN: Of course not, I´m not even upside down! But I AM gonna do to you a bunch of the things that b*** didn´t let me that time...

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman." [shoots a TV] "You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws."

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Dammit, the fanboys complained that I wasn´t wisecracking and sarcastic enough in the old movies! Now I have a scene full of sarcasm and wisecracking and they complain I´m being too mean! What the hell?

GWEN: Honey, you have to understand, they´re fanboys. Nothing you do will ever really satisfy them, no matter what they´re gonna find something to b**** and moan about like it´s a federal case, it´s their nature...

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^So true. lol

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I would have at least tried to make a joke out of it, satire style, instead of just getting on the political soapbox, couldn't you have just said that in a thread?!

 

[ultimatefan]

Sorry, my diet is troll bait-free. Try the discussion threads, they bite like piranhas.

 

[RealIrOnMaN]

GWEN: Honey, you have to understand, they´re fanboys. Nothing you do will ever really satisfy them, no matter what they´re gonna find something to b**** and moan about like it´s a federal case, it´s their nature...

Gold!

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Sorry, my diet is troll bait-free. Try the discussion threads, they bite like piranhas.

I'm not a troll, I'm just stating what would have obviously been the better idea.
From what I have seen today, trolling these types of threads consists of coming in to praise everyone's captions in the one post, but deliberately leaving out mention of someone's caption. But, that's ok, it's just funny to me.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: Dammit, the fanboys complained that I wasn´t wisecracking and sarcastic enough in the old movies! Now I have a scene full of sarcasm and wisecracking and they complain I´m being too mean! What the hell?

GWEN: Honey, you have to understand, they´re fanboys. Nothing you do will ever really satisfy them, no matter what they´re gonna find something to b**** and moan about like it´s a federal case, it´s their nature...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Caekzor]

That is perfect.

 

[ultimatefan]

I'm not a troll, I'm just stating what would have obviously been the better idea.
From what I have seen today, trolling these types of threads consists of coming in to praise everyone's captions in the one post, but deliberately leaving out mention of someone's caption. But, that's ok, it's just funny to me.

nd the trophy for best "making my own point for me" remark of the day goes to you, sir. Have a nice day.

And other people liked my idea just the way it was, by the way. It´s four to one right now. Try to please everyone ia the road to failure. You didn´t like it, there are plenty of other options elsewhere.

To you guys who liked it, thank you very much.

 

[awesome232]

"I swear, Peter! If you keep webbing all over the walls when ever you see me, I'm totally breaking up with you!"

"You know what? Shut up, b****! Or I'll break your neck in the next film!!!

"Ha, ha, ha! Bull crap!"


THE NEXT FILM:

"What the f*** did I tell you?!"

 

[UltimateWebhead]

^ Hahaha! t: Awww