The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys.

PETER: Dammit, it´s always the cute blonde girl-next-door types that leave you all scratched up, swallen and friction-burned...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks guys.

PETER: Dammit, it´s always the cute blonde girl-next-door types that leave you all scratched up, swallen and friction-burned...

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Uh-oh, fanboys! I've gotta get outta here before they come after me demanding an explanation for the less visually accurate suit!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice stuff.

You haven´t lived till you rode on the hood of a NYC cab - and mooned the driver!

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

PETER: "I must take the ring to Mordor..."

Ehehehe...

 

[Alvin Draper]

Turn it off! Turn the dubstep off!

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Turn it off! Turn the dubstep off!

I love Dubstep, as much as I hate you now I couldnt help laughing :P

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Flash- "**** JUST GOT REAL"

 

[ultimatefan]

Most fans think it was too early and unnecessary to fully reboot the franchise, you´re messing with the classic origin story, your costume isn´t as close to the comics as the Sam Raimi movies´ one, The Lizard doesn´t look that creepy or scary...

LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH, LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH...

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Most fans think it was too early and unnecessary to fully reboot the franchise, you´re messing with the classic origin story, your costume isn´t as close to the comics as the Sam Raimi movies´ one, The Lizard doesn´t look that creepy or scary...

LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH, LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH...

http://0.tqn.com/d/webtrends/1/0/G/A/-/-/lolguy.png

 

[Panthro]

Most fans think it was too early and unnecessary to fully reboot the franchise, you´re messing with the classic origin story, your costume isn´t as close to the comics as the Sam Raimi movies´ one, The Lizard doesn´t look that creepy or scary...

LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH, LAH-LAH-LAHLAHLAAH...

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Ehehehe...

Thanks.

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

Lizard- "**** I lost my contacts"

Peter- "I think I have them?"

Lizard-"Give em here!"

Spider-Man- "PYSCH"

Lizard- "NOOOOO"

 

[Panthro]

Lizard- "**** I lost my contacts"

Peter- "I think I have them?"

Lizard-"Give em here!"

Spider-Man- "PYSCH"

Lizard- "NOOOOO"

Hehehehe

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

PETER:"No, Flash...man, you got me all wrong...

... I JUST WANNA LOCKER YOUR HAIR!!!"

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Stop whining about my costume being ever so slightly different from the way it looks in the comics!"

 

[Thwip!]

Peter: "Your hoodie is fabulous...JC Penney?"

Peter: "I'm your private dancer, dancer for money.
I'll do what you want me to do"

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

PETER: "Uh-oh, fanboys! I've gotta get outta here before they come after me demanding an explanation for the less visually accurate suit!"

Hilarious!!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks SpiderMarvelite

Peter: "Your hoodie is fabulous...JC Penney?"

Peter: "I'm your private dancer, dancer for money.
I'll do what you want me to do"

Bwahahahaha

 

[UltimateWebhead]

PETER: It looks much worse than it feels. Unfortunately, my spider sense kept going off while I was shaving...oh, don't worry though...I'm switching to electric.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: All I´m saying is Spider-Man 3 has its moments, like the birth of Sandman, or Peter getting rid of the black suit!

 

[SpiderMarvelite]

[/IMG]

" They should have changed the name of the film to 2 Spiders 1 Cup"

If you get what I mean...

 

[Oscorp]

PETER: All I´m saying is Spider-Man 3 has its moments, like the birth of Sandman, or Peter getting rid of the black suit!

PETER: ...the rest is garbage though.

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Yep. Since I got bitten by the spider, that´s the kinda condom I have to wear. Don´t ask me how I put it, you´d never sleep in peace again...