The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: Yeah, I just joined Scientology, how did you guess?

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: Here´s a tip: don´t ever sleep with Lindsay Lohan, turns out she´s a succubus.

 

[ultimatefan]

SHARON: Oh my God, who could have done this to him!?

OSAMAGUIRE: Death to America!! Death to infidels!! Death to superhero franchises that´re getting a fresh start while mine is getting rebooted and I´m kicked out!!

 

[3dman27]

death to superhero dranchise?NEVER

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

TOBEY: "Why yes I am auditioning for Gambit in X4 or whatever, how did you guess?"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, reminds me of something:

Tobey: "I was just a young star when the infidels came to me with their script treatments for a comic book franchise. The infidels flashed some big cash my way and my eyes lit up like the eyes of Allah. Critical praise rained down from the sky and expanded every ego it touched. I could only roll in my humongous pile of cash as we went commercial. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard some disgruntled fans screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone and I was dumped from the franchise. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too."

All your other ones were funny too ked.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: that´s right, I do my "acting" in the f***ing shopping mall now!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Santa Tobey.

VENOM: "How how HOW could you let me be played by Topher Grace when Topher Grace would have been better suited to playing you - or the Wally West Flash for that matter?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, just be grateful you weren't played by Ashton Kutcher! Or Hayden Christensen! Or Brandon Routh! Or Rupert Grint! Or Shia Labeouf! Or Zac Efron!"

BLACK CAT: "Honestly, with boobs like these, who cares if I'm some theoretical knock off of Catwoman?"
SPIDER-MAN: "I sure as Hell don't."

BLACK CAT: "You've got to love me baby, love me two times..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Wait, you want me to make love to you twice in one night?"

MARY-JANE: "Oh voice of Josh Keaton..."
PETER: "Oh voice of Vanessa Marshall..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: What, I´m not trying to disguise myself to sneak into auditioning for Captain America, that´s ridiculous! But now that you mentioned, if a well-known guy who looks a little too old like John Krasinski can auditon for it...

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: I have forsaken your decadent ways, American infidels!! Behold my new master!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPWTWy0rXgc

TOBEY: Huh, nevermind...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: What, I´m not trying to disguise myself to sneak into auditioning for Captain America, that´s ridiculous! But now that you mentioned, if a well-known guy who looks a little too old like John Krasinski can auditon for it...

I like the one with Family Guy's Osama as well.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

KRASINSKI: Hi, I´m John Krasinski and I may play Captain America in his upcoming movie...

TOBEY MAGUIRE: OKay that settles it, Marvel Studios lost their marbles!!

 

[Panthro]

KRASINSKI: Hi, I´m John Krasinski and I may play Captain America in his upcoming movie...

TOBEY MAGUIRE: OKay that settles it, Marvel Studios lost their marbles!!

 

[corby]

"We Have to go back, Kirsten! We have to go back!"

 

[chaseter]

"To save money on the new Spider-Man reboot, we have decided to cast unknowns."

 

[Deaths Head II]

"To save money on the new Spider-Man reboot, we have decided to cast unknowns."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one, Chaseter!

 

[ultimatefan]

CHICK: Hey I may be just some random chick with a nerdy boyfriend wearing a Halloween costume, but I´m still hotter than Kirsten Dunst!

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Cón post on my f***ing caption thread already! Isn´t it enough I got my fourth movie cancelled and turned into another f***ing reboot, now Im even behind the others as a laugning matter...

 

[Panthro]

CHICK: Hey I may be just some random chick with a nerdy boyfriend wearing a Halloween costume, but I´m still hotter than Kirsten Dunst!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

PETER: Cón post on my f***ing caption thread already! Isn´t it enough I got my fourth movie cancelled and turned into another f***ing reboot, now Im even behind the others as a laugning matter...

Hahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

LOGAN LERMAN: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, a spider on the floor, somebody kill it please!! Okay, I´m not off to a good start with this Spider-Man role...

LOGAN LERMAN (thinking): C´mon, it´s gotta happen... A great character, a huge franchise, fat paychecks, become a household name, Hollywood parties, being called gay on the Internet no, wait, that´s the bad part... Or is it?