The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Spider-Aziz]

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I belieeeeve I can flyyyyyyy.. I belieeeeve I can touch the skyyyyyyy...

LOL, Freakazoid imitator Spider

 

[Milu]

Hahahahahahahahaha

Thanks. We're getting fantastic mileage out of hands-up Spidey.

Funny stuff guys!

 

[kedrell]

Even more mileage to come.

Raise your hand...you got it,
Raise your hand...you know it,
You feel confident, secure.

Raise your hand...you feel dry now,
Raise your hand...you know why now,
Raise your hand...if you're Sure.

Confident! Confident! Dry and secure!
Raise your hand...Raise your hand,
If you're Sure!

 

[Panthro]

Even more mileage to come.

Raise your hand...you got it,
Raise your hand...you know it,
You feel confident, secure.

Raise your hand...you feel dry now,
Raise your hand...you know why now,
Raise your hand...if you're Sure.

Confident! Confident! Dry and secure!
Raise your hand...Raise your hand,
If you're Sure!

 

[spidey99]

Look Ma... No Underarm Webbing!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WEBB: That´s right, we´re not only bringing back Green Goblin already, he´s gonna be Proto-Goblin!

SPIDEY: It wasn´t my idea!! It wasn´t my idea!! I swear on Uncle Ben´s grave it wasn´t my idea!!

 

[Panthro]

Spoiler

WEBB: That´s right, we´re not only bringing back Green Goblin already, he´s gonna be Proto-Goblin!

SPIDEY: It wasn´t my idea!! It wasn´t my idea!! I swear on Uncle Ben´s grave it wasn´t my idea!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

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Why, steroids, of course!

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Nah, I´m kidding, kids! I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and, instead of giving me leukemia or some other horrible cancer, it gave me superpowers! See, radiation gets this terrible reputation for nothing!

KID 1: I think I preferred the steroids.

 

[Panthro]

Spoiler

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

Why, steroids, of course!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

Nah, I´m kidding, kids! I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and, instead of giving me leukemia or some other horrible cancer, it gave me superpowers! See, radiation gets this terrible reputation for nothing!

KID 1: I think I preferred the steroids.

 

[Immortalfire]

Cop: Hands up! You're under arrest for an illegal wardrobe attempt to look like Spider-Man!

 

[Panthro]

Cop: Hands up! You're under arrest for an illegal wardrobe attempt to look like Spider-Man!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm not trying to be dark and gritty, I swear! The suit's just dirty that's all!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: If I can get serious here for a moment... All you female B-list and C-list celebrities out there... Stop pretending your sex tapes were stolen! It was already tough to buy way back when Pamela Anderson did it, now it´s a joke! You all make a pretty decent living, yet all that people ever steal from you is sex tapes?! Really? And nobody EVER managed to steal one from a real A-list celebrity like, say, Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, which would be worth millions?! Really? Even your moms don´t buy that crap anymore! Don´t get us wrong, we appreciate and thoroughly enjoy the gesture, and I´m sure the publicity stunt has served you well... just stop insulting our intelligence, okay? Thank you.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What makes red more in love with black than it is with blue? My suit looks cleaner in black

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: If I can get serious here for a moment... All you female B-list and C-list celebrities out there... Stop pretending your sex tapes were stolen! It was already tough to buy way back when Pamela Anderson did it, now it´s a joke! You all make a pretty decent living, yet all that people ever steal from you is sex tapes?! Really? And nobody EVER managed to steal one from a real A-list celebrity like, say, Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, which would be worth millions?! Really? Even your moms don´t buy that crap anymore! Don´t get us wrong, we appreciate and thoroughly enjoy the gesture, and I´m sure the publicity stunt has served you well... just stop insulting our intelligence, okay? Thank you.

 

[Huntersky]

-DUDE, your shoes suck!

 

[ultimatefan]

Okay, the first one who calls me "Backwards Michael Jackson" will get a spider-strength wedgie!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged *****ebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged *****ebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

 

[kedrell]

Andrew: "Hey Martin, it's me! I'm playing your nephew."

Sheen: "Huh? Oh yeah, well you're better than that other bozo that I can't get rid of..."

Charlie: "Winning...winning...winning,winning,winning,winning,WINNING!!!!"

Martin: [sigh]"Yeah you just keep making the family proud son............****in' schmuck!"

 

[Oscorp]

GENE: "What the **** did you call me!!? Huh!!?"

VENOM: "An ugly bastard in make-up who ain't worth a ****! And you know what? When it comes to please a woman, I'm your master you little rookie, and you know it! Hahahahaha!"

GENE: "OH REALLY!? Well look at this, *******!"

GENE: "Oh............."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

VENOM: LOBO?!

GENE: ................

 

[Immortalfire]

@ Gene and Venom

 

[Immortalfire]

"Ok! I give up! The silver shoes were my idea! Are you HAPPY??!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!