The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Pumpkin_Bomb]

I literally LOL'd at that one before even seeing the caption on the second picture.

 

[Panthro]

Why does my crotch look so dark... OHMYGOD IT´S A GANGRENE!!

Bwahahahahaha

The coffee one was funny too.

 

[Oscorp]

"Hey here's that coffee yo- What the...?"

"It's not what it looks like."

Hahahahahaha it's easily the best one in this entire thread! t:

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Hey here's that coffee yo- What the...?"

"It's not what it looks like."

One of the best jokes so far

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "I feel like I have no sex appeal."

SPIDEY: "What do you think?"
THUG: "Well she'd look better as a red head but I'd still do her."

 

[Panthro]

"Unlike the case with MJ, we don't have to wait till the wedding."

~**** IN MY PANTS~

 

[ultimatefan]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

What the... Didn´t those use to be organic

 

[DACrowe]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

SPIDEY: Stop your criminal shenanigans!

THUG 1: ....uh....why?

SPIDEY: Don't you know who I am?

THUG 1? ....Basketball-Man?

SPIDEY:

THUG 2: The Grip?

SPIDEY: No....

THUG 1: Grip-Man?

THUG 2: Oh are you supposed to be a smurf?

THUG 2: Yeah, like a smurf!

SPIDEY: No, no, no, no! I'm the AMAZING Spider-Man!

THUG 1 and 2:

SPIDEY: You better stop that!

THUG 1: Uh oh, we just made smurfette angry?!

THUG 2: Oh yeah, that doesn't look like something smurfette would do at all.

And scene.

 

[Spideyfan93]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

Don't be hatin' cause I'm fly!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Thug: You are amazing Spidey

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpgSpidey: That picture in no way is amazing, I'm covering it with web fluid

 

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

What the... Didn´t those use to be organic

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Xtroid]

"Power of lightning, strike again!"

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

"Um, power of web-shooters, get real sticky!"

 

[DACrowe]

I still can't believe it!

Believe what?

I remember back when Spider-Man's costume was awesome and our's were the ones that sucked.

 

[Panthro]

I still can't believe it!

Believe what?

I remember back when Spider-Man's costume was awesome and our's were the ones that sucked.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[lord-22]

clever one DACrowe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

Oh, THERE are the webshooters. I can barely see anything with these tiny lenses!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

Oh, THERE are the webshooters. I can barely see anything with these tiny lenses!

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Milu]

Funny stuff guys!

Spider-Man: "...Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you caught me doing."

It might be too similar to Slang's, but I thought it was perfect for an Iron Man ref.

 

[Timstuff]

Amazing Spider-man: "Air Jordans."

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg
Alright! time to save the city!........eh?......what the?...HOW DO I SHOT WEB????!!!!

 

[Spider-Boy]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/24744L.jpg

"The Amazing Myopia-Man!"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys!

Spider-Man: "...Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you caught me doing."

It might be too similar to Slang's, but I thought it was perfect for an Iron Man ref.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Hotwire]

Gwen: Ummmmm....

Spider-Man: Don't judge me! I have to fund my crime fighting somehow!

 

[kedrell]

Good one, Hotwire. With just a little tweaking that could be a Blade(1998) quote.

 

[Panthro]

Gwen: Ummmmm....

Spider-Man: Don't judge me! I have to fund my crime fighting somehow!

Bwahahahahahahahaha