The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Still Wynning]

Mila: A marine invited me to a ball!!!

Emma: My boyfriend is Spider-Man!!!

Mila: I'm so happy for you! (under breath) B*tch.

Emma: Thank you! (under breath) B*tch.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SPIDEY: "You da Man now dawg!"

 

[Panthro]

Saw this on Tumblr and thought it was too funny not to post:

That awkward moment when you realize Emma Stone was gettin' it in with both Mark & Eduardo

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Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Venom'sDad]

Saw this on Tumblr and thought it was too funny not to post:

That awkward moment when you realize Emma Stone was gettin' it in with both Mark & Eduardo

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[Venom'sDad]

Jesse: WHY........just tell me....why.

Andrew:.............because...........I'm Spiderman.

 

[Oscorp]

Damnit, I cant think any good caption for this. Help?

I find that gif to be extremely hot! They are both beautiful!

(And no, that was not a caption from my side)

 

[Panthro]

MILA & EMMA: "We're cuckoo for Coco-Puffs! Cuckoo For Coco-Puffs!"

 

[Panthro]

FICTIONAL MARK ZUCKERBERG: "So I hear you and Gwen are getting back together."
PETER PARKER: "Yeah."
FICTIONAL MARK ZUCKERBERG: "So that's all I was to you then?! Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound?!"
PETER PARKER: "Yeah."
FICTIONAL MARK ZUCKERBERG: "You are so not on my Facebooks friends list anymore! And you're One More Day/One Moment In Time storyline SUCKED!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the one with Social Network.

Who´s my buddy?

I´M your buddy!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Btw, Ultimatefan, your signature is much unappreciated.

PETER: "If the fans don't see the Amazing Spider-Man trailer soon, they're all going to lose their minds!"

GWEN: "I know. . . I know."

 

[ultimatefan]

Btw, Ultimatefan, your signature is much unappreciated.

PETER: "If the fans don't see the Amazing Spider-Man trailer soon, they're all going to lose their minds!"

GWEN: "I know. . . I know."

Live 37 years in my country and you´ll see where I´m coming from.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Some Americans are struggling to eat, find jobs to feed their families, while others are out living on the streets. You may have it rougher, but they still have it rough. You're going to be antagonistic toward them?

 

[ultimatefan]

Some Americans are struggling to eat, find jobs to feed their families, while others are out living on the streets. You may have it rougher, but they still have it rough. You're going to be antagonistic toward them?

It´not meant to antagonize, but to show perspective. Struggling to eat or find jobs has been a part of life in my country for decades, centuries, and certainly for a LOT more people than in US, even now. You think this is tough, you´ve seen nothing, that´s all I´m saying.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

It´not meant to antagonize, but to show perspective. Struggling to eat or find jobs has been a part of life in my country for decades, centuries, and certainly for a LOT more people than in US, even now. You think this is tough, you´ve seen nothing, that´s all I´m saying.

Why didn't you just say that, then?

 

[ultimatefan]

I´ll admit there was a bit of anger in it. Like, you see guys in American movies and TV shows with houses and cars most Brazillians can only dream of, whining that "times are tough", you wanna punch them in the face. You know like Married With Children treated Al Bundy like he was the world´s worst loser? He´d be a privileged person in some parts of the world. When you hear the richest country of the world complaining about tough times, it´s like seeing a spoiled rich kid complain that his huge chocolate sunday didn´t have enough syrup on it.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I cannot completely empathize with you or relate. Like a white man will never know what it's like to be black, or a civilian will never know what it's like to be in combat. But I at least feel for you as a fellow human.

It's a good thing you're trying to raise awareness for the suffering of your own country, and hopefully you can continue to do so.

 

[Venom'sDad]

There is truth to his sig... understanding is key here.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

He revised his signature and the hatchet's buried.

 

[ultimatefan]

I cannot completely empathize with you or relate. Like a white man will never know what it's like to be black, or a civilian will never know what it's like to be in combat. But I at least feel for you as a fellow human.

It's a good thing you're trying to raise awareness for the suffering of your own country, and hopefully you can continue to do so.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

PETER: "I may die by the end of this series"
GWEN: "Please don't, I don't want to be replaced by a clone"

 

[Panthro]

MILA: "Let's jump up & down until our clothes fall off & cause a bunch of lonely fanboys who'll never find girlfriends as hot as us to **** in their pants!"
EMMA: "Okay!"

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Just promise me you won't **** in your pants like you did last time."
PETER: "Jesus Christ woman do you have to keep bringing that up?"

 

[socool]

MILA: "Let's jump up & down until our clothes fall off & cause a bunch of lonely fanboys who'll never find girlfriends as hot as us to **** in their pants!"
EMMA: "Okay!"

GWEN: "Just promise me you won't **** in your pants like you did last time."
PETER: "Jesus Christ woman do you have to keep bringing that up?"

Wtf! "**** in my pants"

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the one with Social Network.

Who´s my buddy?

I´M your buddy!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Wtf! "**** in my pants"

Thanks.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

GWEN: "Just promise me you won't **** in your pants like you did last time."
PETER: "Jesus Christ woman do you have to keep bringing that up?"

Hehehehehe
He shouldn't **** in his pants with such a hot girlfriend