The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Spider-Dude23]

Hahaha :l

 

[Panthro]

Peter: Ouch...this is just like that one scene in A Christmas Story....except my tongue is no where near the pole.

Hollywood can never resist a crotch shot joke, can it?

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Hollywood can never resist a crotch shot joke, can it?

Every time I see your username it makes me think of another Panthro I know...it's gonna drive me crazy.

 

[Panthro]

Every time I see your username it makes me think of another Panthro I know...it's gonna drive me crazy.

Sorry about that.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Ow! My Spider-Man-Hood!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Peter: Jerk this you villain.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "OUCH! Oh damn I hope this doesn't make me under-perform for Gwen later..."

 

[lordofthenerds]

Harry: Oh **** yeah.....yeah Pete.....that's it

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Why does every caption revert to sex?

Things can be funny without it, ya know.

 

[VenomSpawn]

Why does every caption revert to sex?

Things can be funny without it, ya know.

Hardly.

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Hardly.

 

[Panthro]

"Nicholas Cage? What are you doing here?"

 

[Spider-Kid]

PETER: Why the hell did you ask Matt to get your INFRACTION removed? Now we're both in major s**t!!!!
HARRY: My friends made fun of me for hotlinking...

 

[Spider-Kid]

PETER: Lucky my testicles have super-strength so I don't get hurt in the crotch!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Spider-Kid.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Funny stuff Spider-Kid.

Thought I'd return to the Hype for abit of recreation. Good to see you, Panthro!

 

[Oscorp]

SPIDEY: "Man this is so annoying! I mean, sure I'm flattered that Flash loves me so much but what he doesn't realise is that I get all the ****ing blame for that graffiti! "

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: "Man this is so annoying! I mean, sure I'm flattered that Flash loves me so much but what he doesn't realise is that I get all the ****ing blame for that graffiti! "

Hehehehehe

 

[Troy_Parker]

"Take that, Jonah."

 

[White_Knight191]

^^ lol.

 

[Panthro]

"Take that, Jonah."

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Why yes, they are Nike. Just web swing it."

 

[Troy_Parker]

SPIDER-MAN: "Why yes, they are Nike. Just web swing it."

 

[Spider-Kid]

PETER: S***, I can't reach my web-shooter!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

SPIDER-MAN: "Must get to Wal-Mart before all the good holiday deals are gone!"