The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Hotwire]

Spidey: Venom? The only thing I see is that cool infinity trick you get when you hold up two mirrors.

 

[Hotwire]

It would seem Spider-Man was a pervert, previous to his career as a superhero.

 

[Marvel Spider]

BEN: Peter, have you been smoking pot?

PETER: No, I trespassed into a research lab, got bitten by a radioactive spider and got superpowers, which I will use for selfish reasons, then let a burglar escape and he´ll rob you and kill you.

BEN: Oh. Very well then. As long as you´re not smoking pot!

Future: I believe in you, man. You can do this. You can do anything you set your mind to.

Rabbit: I don't know what it is, man. When I get up on the stage, I just f**kin' choke. I don't know what to say.

Future: I think I got an idea. Here, put this on.

Rabbit: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff guys.

 

[MarveliteSpider]

It would seem Spider-Man was a pervert, previous to his career as a superhero.

Having spider powers would give you the advantage over all other peeping toms.

 

[MarveliteSpider]

PETER: You have any idea how long it took me to get through airport security wearing this?

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "Hey did you see the pilot for the new Thundercats show man?! It was friggin' AWESOME!"
ALLY PERSON: ""

 

[Spiderman6592]

I don't think that's the thief. It looks like a girl. Doesn't it? Or are my eyes playing tricks?

 

[Panthro]

I don't think that's the thief. It looks like a girl. Doesn't it? Or are my eyes playing tricks?

At that distance with that lighting with that long hair anyone's appearance could be toyed with.

 

[Kar]

That 8 Mile one was funny as ****

 

[Godzilla2014]

It would seem Spider-Man was a pervert, previous to his career as a superhero.

That does explain why he wears a mask.

Having spider powers would give you the advantage over all other peeping toms.

It does.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

EMMA STONE: "C'mon, do you guys really want to go on making captions at a pic of Spidey clinging to the side of a building or would you rather look at this picture that captures my ass at a great angle?"

THOR: "The latter."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff, especially the Gwen one.

 

[ultimatefan]

THIEF: Dude, why did you leave The West Wing? I can´t believe they replaced you with Jimmy Smits, man!

BEN: ??

 

[Rowsdower!]

Thanks for the compliments on the 8 Mile one, guys. That idea just kinda hit me out of the blue. I was staring at that picture of Spidey in the hat and thinking, "Damn, he really reminds me of someone... LOL, Eminem!"

 

[Panthro]

THIEF: Dude, why did you leave The West Wing? I can´t believe they replaced you with Jimmy Smits, man!

BEN: ??

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[wobbly]

Ben: "How'd that hole get in my apple pie?"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe

Thanks Panthro!

BEN: See, May, I told you we had to teach him to be more patriotic. Now he´s finally eating like a true American.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff wobbly, UF

 

[ultimatefan]

B**** all you like about my costume, but at least I got the whole mask! Wanna cry a river on the Catwoman´s fans´ shoulders, smartasses?!

 

[Panthro]

B**** all you like about my costume, but at least I got the whole mask? Wanna cry a river on the Catwoman´s fans´ shoulders, smartasses?!

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: Dammit! Let me guess, Charlie owes cocaine or gambling money? Contaminated a hooker with a real bad STD? An angry husband, father, brother, best friend, concerned citizen hired you?

THIEF: Nah, I´m just mugging you. But I may end up killing you.

BEN: Oh. Okay, it will be kind of a relief at this point.

 

[White_Knight191]

^^ Haha.

 

[Panthro]

BEN: Dammit! Let me guess, Charlie owes cocaine or gambling money? Contaminated a hooker with a real bad STD? An angry husband, father, brother, best friend, concerned citizen hired you?

THIEF: Nah, I´m just mugging you. But I may end up killing you.

BEN: Oh. Okay, it will be kind of a relief at this point.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

That's so wrong... but that's what makes it funny.

 

[Adjie]

Dr. Connors: So, Peter.. this is the fetish man lingerie costume I made for you.
Peter: What the....

Peter: That's it! you're sick! I'm out of here!

Peter: Actually that costume was awesome, too bad it wasn't pink.