The Temple of Doomed Relationships

[Erzengel]

They are indeed awesome.

Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[Anita18]

Boobs. What else are you guys ever talking about?

 

[Anubis]

Butts.....and sadness.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

And how b***hes be crazy.

 

[Anita18]

That too.

 

[LOBO3315a]

If my bf is watching porn, I had also better be there....to MST3K it. Oh and get turned on too despite myself.

And BAMF, title is SO winning. Like Charlie Sheen sort of winning. Bi-winning!

You just went up 3 points in my book!

 

[terry78]

You didn't know Anita was a freak? Where you been?

 

[WillardNation]

Actually, while we are on the subject of sex -

I was talking to me best friend the other day and she warned me never to be honest with a guy about how many men you've slept with, because in her experience it ALWAYS freaks them out. Whether it's majorly less than them, or majorly more than them.

Thoughts?

So, um, just out of curiosity, what is your number?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Best thread title yet.

 

[Anubis]

You know, we've caught on to that. No matter what number a woman says, multiply it by 7 then add 4 and you'll get the actual number. Science Fact.

 

[Lily Adler]

The title is sadly, mostly fitting.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

So, um, just out of curiosity, what is your number?

Don't do it suicide. He'll send you Dick pics! Like Dick Tracy.

 

[ComicChick]

Don't do it suicide. He'll send you Dick pics! Like Dick Tracy.

i don't think he meant phone number... i think he meant the number she was referring to in her post?

 

[Lily Adler]

Wow, Hello Megan! I was thinking of a totally different Dick... Van Dyke that is.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Ahh, Sextexting. One of my biggest regrets in life.

 

[ComicChick]

so i just logged into the PoF profile i made when we all did it for kicks, and apparently the only guys interested in me are in their mid to late 30s and 40s

 

[Anita18]

You didn't know Anita was a freak? Where you been?

I still refuse to watch 2Girls1Cup. I know what's good for me.

so i just logged into the PoF profile i made when we all did it for kicks, and apparently the only guys interested in me are in their mid to late 30s and 40s

Hah, that sounds familiar.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Okay so, for the most part, I've gotten over my ex. Hell. I think I'm over her period.

But then the other night something weird happened.

So, I have this kind of friendship, with a mutual friend..well, not anymore, turns out my friend now quite dislikes my ex for leading yet ANOTHER guy on already..but more on that later.

Anyways, so I comment on this status my friend posts, and my ex-girlfriend looked like she was trying to get me to say/start something, just so she could be rude and unpleasant, which worked cause I got in a really intense fight with her, like I got really mean to her LOL and so she called me out on being a virgin, and thinking (since I started taking pills to counter ADHD) I was using drugs to get over her, being the moron that she is of course, and that I was "obsessed" with her...when the reality is, and I promise its true, she was goading for my attention. After the fight, she blocked me from facebook, along with another friend I'm "married" to, whom also dislikes her quite a bit. Not to mention, she lurked me and the other girl in december too.

My question is...wtf is her deal? Is she crazy? psycho? Has anyone experienced this before in relationships?

 

[Anita18]

Okay so, for the most part, I've gotten over my ex. Hell. I think I'm over her period.

But then the other night something weird happened.

So, I have this kind of friendship, with a mutual friend..well, not anymore, turns out my friend now quite dislikes my ex for leading yet ANOTHER guy on already..but more on that later.

Anyways, so I comment on this status my friend posts, and my ex-girlfriend looked like she was trying to get me to say/start something, just so she could be rude and unpleasant, which worked cause I got in a really intense fight with her, like I got really mean to her LOL and so she called me out on being a virgin, and thinking (since I started taking pills to counter ADHD) I was using drugs to get over her, being the moron that she is of course, and that I was "obsessed" with her...when the reality is, and I promise its true, she was goading for my attention. After the fight, she blocked me from facebook, along with another friend I'm "married" to, whom also dislikes her quite a bit. Not to mention, she lurked me and the other girl in december too.

My question is...wtf is her deal? Is she crazy? psycho? Has anyone experienced this before in relationships?

Not me, but I didn't date in high school because of this very thing.

Some people are just psycho. You at their immaturity and move on.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Oh, I've moved on. Just wondering if there's anyone else who's had...a girl like mine.

 

[bullets]

so i just logged into the PoF profile i made when we all did it for kicks, and apparently the only guys interested in me are in their mid to late 30s and 40s

Haha , I'm supposed to meet up with a girl tomorrow that I met on POF. She's had that same issue so it's probably common.

Okay so, for the most part, I've gotten over my ex. Hell. I think I'm over her period.

But then the other night something weird happened.

So, I have this kind of friendship, with a mutual friend..well, not anymore, turns out my friend now quite dislikes my ex for leading yet ANOTHER guy on already..but more on that later.

Anyways, so I comment on this status my friend posts, and my ex-girlfriend looked like she was trying to get me to say/start something, just so she could be rude and unpleasant, which worked cause I got in a really intense fight with her, like I got really mean to her LOL and so she called me out on being a virgin, and thinking (since I started taking pills to counter ADHD) I was using drugs to get over her, being the moron that she is of course, and that I was "obsessed" with her...when the reality is, and I promise its true, she was goading for my attention. After the fight, she blocked me from facebook, along with another friend I'm "married" to, whom also dislikes her quite a bit. Not to mention, she lurked me and the other girl in december too.

My question is...wtf is her deal? Is she crazy? psycho? Has anyone experienced this before in relationships?

I've had an on and off again relationship with a girl since High School that sounds similar. Her main issue is that if we aren't together she has to hate me and will come up with dumb reasons. We'd be friends and then suddenly I get a nasty message out of the blue and we're enemies again , lol. We haven't talked in a while though and she's been pleasant since out last conversation so maybe that's concluded.
Anyway this chick is out of her mind and you need to ignore her. I think eventually she'll grow up and leave you alone.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Trust me..I have no interest in talking to her.

 

[Hound55]

So Bum blew a gasket, huh?

I still can't tell if he was just ranting and raving at himself or if someone made some smart arsed comment and got banned and all their posts deleted. Either could be true.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

So Bum blew a gasket, huh?

I still can't tell if he was just ranting and raving at himself or if someone made some smart arsed comment and got banned and all their posts deleted. Either could be true.

Nope, I think he's just lost it.

 

[SuperMike335!!]

LuLz

Some people think they got problems when girls accuse them of "being the cheating type".

Imagine how it looks when you are getting vagina picture text messages from another girl, and explicit offers for sexual favors...

I've had to deal with that sort of thing. They key is knowing how to handle the situation and keep cool.

Don't get ********, don't get angry, don't get bothered. You laugh it off as if the accusation itself is silly, the more brush her complaint off like a total *****ebag, the better.

"Ohh, haha, she's just a FWB from a while before I met you, and shes just trying a booty call".