The Wrestling Thread has effectively ruined Hanukkah

[Big Green]

The shuckin and jivin wrestling thread

 

[LOBO3315a]

I can SMELL IT!!!!

 

[Benstamania]

Rock appears to be less bulky.

 

[The Sage]

Rock is smaller than he was last year, right?

 

[Benstamania]

Also, glad Punk is standing his ground not acting like a scared little puss.

 

[Team Andino]

I wonder if Rock took so long because they were waiting for the results of his wellness policy test.

 

[NDX]

Rock won't be able to follow this. He'll just have to come out and rock bottom Punk. No talking. Not tonight anyway.

But he's gonna try.

 

[LOBO3315a]

I don't see any crib notes on Rock's arm....

 

[Team Andino]

I don't see any crib notes on Rock's arm....

I think he only did that so Cena would have something else to bring up beyond "live via satellite" jokes.

 

[The Sage]

Solid reply back so far.

Come on man, "Cookie puss"?

When they close up on his face, Rock looks his age.

 

[Benstamania]

Rock... Punk just said he never believed he was the voice of the voiceless. Was... Was I the only one that heard that?

 

[The Apocalypse]

This has gotten lame and I love the Rock.

 

[Benstamania]

I don't get Cookie Puss...

 

[LOBO3315a]

Cookie-Puss!!!

 

[Specter313]

Cookie puss? Seriously? Did Rock get infected by whatever this kiddie name virus is that's running Cena's insults these days?

 

[The Sage]

Dang, the segment is losing the intensity that Punk started it out with.

 

[NDX]

Has Dwayne said anything of relevance yet?

 

[Lobo]

Minus some silly jokes Rocks reply has been pretty good IMO

edit

losing steam :-(

 

[Benstamania]

Cookie Puss... Trending world wide... I guess? I need social updates WWE!

 

[Team Andino]

I love The Rock but that cookie puss line was either stolen from Cena or he's not as good as he used to be.

 

[epc11223]

i think it's a pg way of calling him a pus**

 

[The Apocalypse]

It would have been better if, as someone stated, he just Rock Bottom'd Punk.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Maybe it's just me, but whenever a WWE superstar does the belt motion move, I think "Discount Double Check"

 

[The Sage]

This promo would've been a lot better if Rock removed the jokes. Because beneath what he's saying is some good stuff.

 

[Benstamania]

Pop-Eye on Crack?

[Miz] Reeeeeally? [/Miz]