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[Dr. Evil]

City of Tampa: WWE, if you don't shut down Wrestlemania 36 this week, we will do it.
WWE: We will not shut down Wrestlemania. We dare you to shut Wrestlemania down!
City of Tampa: Okay we will (announces Wrestlemania is shut down)
WWE: Son of a.......
Saudi Arabia: Hello WWE! We are willing to offer you $100 billion dollars of our oil money to replace Tampa as host of Wrestlemania 36 at King Abdullah National Stadium in Riyadh.
WWE: Saudi Arabia! We have a deal! (Vince shakes hands with the Crown Prince)
John Cena: Good luck on WWE for Wrestlemania in Saudi Arabia. This means that my match with Bray Wyatt has been canceled since I wont' be there (in an interview with TMZ).

 

[NDX]

My eyes are still blurry this morning and I read that as Clown Prince and now all I want is a WWE Batman crossover.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Alexa Bliss or Renee Young

The breaking into Hollywood is an area where the male stars have an advantage. For someone like Alexa, she has to compete for roles with every other fit hot blonde in California who can memorize a few lines. Renee Young if she's lucky will be up for the roles that Mary Lynn Rajskub and Chelsea Peretti say no to. Whereas there's always going to be a market for physically huge guys like Cena and Batista because there's not too many actors who can play those parts.

 

[Calvin Ellis]

The breaking into Hollywood is an area where the male stars have an advantage. For someone like Alexa, she has to compete for roles with every other fit hot blonde in California who can memorize a few lines. Renee Young if she's lucky will be up for the roles that Mary Lynn Rajskub and Chelsea Peretti say no to. Whereas there's always going to be a market for physically huge guys like Cena and Batista because there's not too many actors who can play those parts.

Renee Young doesn't have to do acting she could do the side lines of the NFL and NBA and crossover that way. Alexa IMO could be the next Stacy.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Renee Young doesn't have to do acting she could do the side lines of the NFL and NBA and crossover that way. Alexa IMO could be the next Stacy.

Renee's already been a legit sportscaster in Canada, so maybe. She could definitely take Molly's place on ESPN First Take. She'd definitely know how to handle the likes of Stephen A. after working for WWE. But I don't see that as qualifying as "breaking out" per se, because what I just described isn't far above Jonathan Coachman.

Keep in mind, Stacey is a genetic wonder who also happened to be dating George Clooney when she was at her peak of fame. All due respect to her, I'd hardly call her a breakout star at this point though. The non-WWE things she's most famous for are Dancing With The Stars and dating Cloon-tang.

 

[C. Lee]

It's probably not just the ladies though Darth. A lot of the men who have kids and families too.

Re-read Darth's post you quoted.....he say INDIES not ladies.

 

[TheVileOne]

Anyone else here watch Asuka youtube channel? She's so cute

Yes her videos are great. IMHO Asuka is the total package.

 

[TheVileOne]

Renee's already been a legit sportscaster in Canada, so maybe. She could definitely take Molly's place on ESPN First Take. She'd definitely know how to handle the likes of Stephen A. after working for WWE. But I don't see that as qualifying as "breaking out" per se, because what I just described isn't far above Jonathan Coachman.

Keep in mind, Stacey is a genetic wonder who also happened to be dating George Clooney when she was at her peak of fame. All due respect to her, I'd hardly call her a breakout star at this point though. The non-WWE things she's most famous for are Dancing With The Stars and dating Cloon-tang.

Keibler I recall was also on an episode of Psych. But not exactly Batista levels of crossover success.f

 

[Dr. Evil]

Asuka is quite adorable on her youtube channel. Easy Peasy!

 

[vantheman77]

Alexa Bliss without makeup reminds me of actress Cara Delevigne.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Honestly, shot in the dark, if I had to put money on any current full-time WWE worker becoming the next Batista-level actor (not Dwayne Johnson, that's shooting way too high) I'd say Drew McIntyre. I could see him being cast as the heavy henchman role, with the bonus that he could be in both modern and period/fantasy movies. That's a window that can lead to other things.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

They are doing Mania... FROM THE PERFORMANCE CENTER!!!!!!!!

 

[Broseph44]

Yep for anyone that hasn’t seen the announcement yet.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Things I want to see:

- I want the show to be the full 8 hours!

- Triple H playing the crowd all by himself. I want to see him leading his own, "Let's go Cena! Cena sucks!" chant. And when he does it, I want him to run around the ring!

- I want a crowd made of standees! And because they are near Orlando, I want them to use Disney characters! Maybe some empty character suits! Mickey Mouse is at Mania! Mickey Mania!

- I want the Bayley buddies in the crowd!

- I want them to pump in fake crowd noise!

- I want a big face or heel turn, with the imaginary crowd reacting!

- I want the usual Taker and Bray Wyatt entrances, including the time!

- I want them to work in some large ramp. Maybe the start it in the parking lot!

- I want to see if Brock can do his jump up onto the ring apron, from the beginning of the ramp!

- I want a greatest Royal Rumble sized battle royal!

- I want them to use all 7 rings in the performance center at the same time!

- I want them to put the pillars in to block the view of the imaginary crowd!

- I want a canopy over the ring! A big one!

- I want the Fiend to wrestle with the red light!

- I want the return of the Godfather and his Hos. The imaginary Ho train!

- I want crowd lighting that makes it hard for the imaginary crowd to see!

- I want Goldberg's entrance to start from the local Denny's!

- I want them to bring in their own pirate ship!

- I want a hell in the cell match!

- I want CM Punk to return at this Wrestlemania!

- I want the show brought to you by Snickers and Corona beer!

- I want the Hall of Fame Mania moment of honor, with the cardboard standee crowd!

 

[Pink Ranger]

They are doing Mania... FROM THE PERFORMANCE CENTER!!!!!!!!

Gotta hand it to WWE, they always find a way of making history, for good and for ill.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

This is going to be the most awkward Wrestlemania ever. There was a meme going around a few days ago using the Rock/Mankind halftime heat match calling it Wrestlemania 36 and now this is happening.

I just don’t know man.

 

[killface]

Couldn't they have at least a few fans in the performance center? Who are seated like around 3 to 5 seats apart? just to give that early console crowd graphics vibe

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Gotta hand it to WWE, they always find a way of making history, for good and for ill.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

This is going to be the most awkward Wrestlemania ever. There was a meme going around a few days ago using the Rock/Mankind halftime heat match calling it Wrestlemania 36 and now this is happening.

I just don’t know man.

That's impossible. I saw Wrestlemania IX.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

That's impossible. I saw Wrestlemania IX.

XI was worse though.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

XI was worse though.

It's close, but I'd take IX as the worse. Mainly as Bam Bam and LT had a decent main event, while IX had all the weirdness of being outside, and Hogan, with his black eye, trying to bury Bret and Yoko.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

It's close, but I'd take IX as the worse. Mainly as Bam Bam and LT had a decent main event, while IX had all the weirdness of being outside, and Hogan, with his black eye, trying to bury Bret and Yoko.

I cry all the time for Bret when I watch that horrible finish. Didn’t Hogan get that shiner from Randy? About the whole soap opera with him and Liz? Lol

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I cry all the time for Bret when I watch that horrible finish. Didn’t Hogan get that shiner from Randy? About the whole soap opera with him and Liz? Lol

That is the rumor. That Savage punched him the night before, but I have never seen it confirmed and I think one time thy denied that. But considering we apparently still don't know, it totally a possibility.

 

[Calvin Ellis]

I now see in your eyes the WWE can hardly do any wrong.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I now see in your eyes the WWE can hardly do any wrong.

What I now see in your eyes is someone who has clearly never seen Hot Fuzz.