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[Hunter Rider]

There's been quite a bit of disgruntlement over the Wrestlemania card, and moreso the build, so I tried to tweak it a bit without changing everything.


Night One

World Heavyweight Championship
Gunther vs Seth Rollins vs AJ Styles

Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre

WWE Women’s Championship
Tiffany Stratton vs Nia Jax

Intercontinental Championship
Bron Breakker vs John Cena

Bayley vs Roxanne Perez

WWE Tag Team Championship
Street Profits vs MCMG

Women's US Championship
Chelsea Green vs Zelina Vega

Rey Mysterio vs El Grande Americano


Night Two

WWE Championship
Cody Rhodes vs CM Punk

Women's World Championship
Iyo Sky vs Bianca Belair vs Rhea Ripley

Naomi vs Jade Cargill

Jey Uso vs Logan Paul

US Championship Fatal 4-Way
LA Knight vs Jacob Fatu vs Damian Priest vs Carmelo Hayes

Women's Intercontinental Championship
Lyra Valkyria vs Liv Morgan

World Tag Team Championship Four Corners Match
War Raiders vs Finn Balor & Dom Mysterio vs New Day vs The Creeds

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So I guess everyone in WWE decided this was the week to make sure the majority of Americans found out they're trash...

 

[Dr. Evil]

So I guess everyone in WWE decided this was the week to make sure the majority of Americans found out they're trash...

So what did they do today?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So what did they do today?

Today? No idea. But the rest of the week has been bad.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Today? No idea. But the rest of the week has been bad.

Honestly, I don't think the mainstream cares because of how they already perceive the wrestling industry anyways.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Honestly, I don't think the mainstream cares because of how they already perceive the wrestling industry anyways.

Did you miss the reaction to Hogan at the RAW debut?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Did you miss the reaction to Hogan at the RAW debut?

No, but I am still of the opinion that the mainstream doesn't care all that much about pro wrestling in general. Hogan is a name the mainstream knows, but if like Bron Breakker said all of that stuff, I doubt the mainstream cares.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

So I guess everyone in WWE decided this was the week to make sure the majority of Americans found out they're trash...

I low key love the week of MAGA Mania and their media runs doing all these interviews. You really see where they’re coming from.

Roman (and I’m quite sure the rest of the Bloodline) is trash, Cena is super trash, it’s just gross all around.

It’s just funny when the fans are genuinely shocked when they speak.

 

[Dr. Evil]

So what did Cena do this time?

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

So what did Cena do this time?

Pledged his undying love to Vince.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Pledged his undying love to Vince.

It's so ****ing dumb. No one is sayin he can't have feelings for an awful person. But he cries about it without acknowledging the monster is in fact a monster.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I low key love the week of MAGA Mania and their media runs doing all these interviews. You really see where they’re coming from.

Roman (and I’m quite sure the rest of the Bloodline) is trash, Cena is super trash, it’s just gross all around.

It’s just funny when the fans are genuinely shocked when they speak.

So more AEW then? Spring Break Thru was good this week. Booking in AEW has been a lot better in the last few months and AEW PPV's went from "this whole show is bad" to "the last half of the PPV is awful, but before that, a lot of fantastic stuff" so it's progress. Just get rid of the Death Riders.

Have not decided on if I will go to All In yet.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I’m the most disappointed in Roman though. You’re a whole biracial Samoan nepo baby with a black wife and children (including daughters) of mixed race and cultures and you stand by the man who is the antithesis of who you are?

Like I’m not shocked at all, but dammit it still hurts.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I’m the most disappointed in Roman though. You’re a whole biracial Samoan nepo baby with a black wife and children (including daughters) of mixed race and cultures and you stand by the man who is the antithesis of who you are?

Like I’m not shocked at all, but dammit it still hurts.

He's a registered Dem, but an enlightened centrist!

POS. So happy I didn't grab that shirt at RAW a few months back. Feels like the only ones you can trust in the WWE these days are the women. And even then, it's dicey.

 

[Dr. Evil]

He's a registered Dem, but an enlightened centrist!

POS. So happy I didn't grab that shirt at RAW a few months back. Feels like the only ones you can trust in the WWE these days are the women. And even then, it's dicey.

Punk and Rollins are 100% Liberals, especially Punk.

I think most of the women don't care about politics at this point.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Punk and Rollins are 100% Liberals, especially Punk.

I think most of the women don't care about politics at this point.

Which is why so many have rainbow themed stuff they like to show off on social media...

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

He's a registered Dem, but an enlightened centrist!

POS. So happy I didn't grab that shirt at RAW a few months back. Feels like the only ones you can trust in the WWE these days are the women. And even then, it's dicey.

I only trust two of the women so far: Chelsea Green (because she is brave and says sh** with her whole chest) and Becky (IIRC she met with Biden and spoke out against the Felon).

I’m praying about Bianca. She is from Tennessee.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Which is why so many have rainbow themed stuff they like to show off on social media...

I am not on social media, so I would not know.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Punk and Rollins are 100% Liberals, especially Punk.

I think most of the women don't care about politics at this point.

Punk is… alright.

He says the right things, but boy these wrestlers could benefit from keeping Kayfabe again.

Just don’t speak.

 

[Kane52630]

The one we need right now:

 

[Hunter Rider]

I don't want to get on my soap box about Trump as I'll derail this thread into oblivion, the orange Hitler getting in once was unfathomable, but twice? America's darkest timeline. Funnily enough I saw this quote from Punk that summed up how I felt watching things unfold in the US.

CM Punk: I Don't Think WWE Wants Us Being Outwardly Political, It's Obvious What My 'Politics' Are [fightful:site-name]

CM Punk is asked about his political views.

www.fightful.com

We have very much seen recently all these people who have voted against their best interests because they thought this President was just going to do bad stupid **** to the people they don't like.

I don't follow social media or the promo rounds wrestlers do, but I did see the backlash to Roman and then Cena decided he'd top that. The shocking thing to me is that the two most corporately selected and manufactured stars in company history, with loads of PR training, were so dumb as to say these things on the biggest week of WWE's year.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Now the streets are saying the Convicted Felon will be at Mania.

WrestleMania 9, you just might get company for worst Mania ever.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Now the streets are saying the Convicted Felon will be at Mania.

WrestleMania 9, you just might get company for worst Mania ever.

He was also at the Super Bowl.