Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[DBM]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

(I watched Boondock Saints last night)

 

[<Mr.Spider>]

Allrighty then !

 

[Zev]

"I love the French!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

i will by the band-aid album, for the music, not the starving children

 

[DOG LIPS]

Make mine organic!

Or...

MMph.. rmmm brr mmmph.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I just loooooooove satin undergarments. They caress my dirty pillows so sensually

 

[Sauron]

Dr.Doom: "You vant maybe a nice mug cocoa?"

"Have a holly jolly Christmas!"

"Reed you smell so good, you simply have to tell me the name of that fragrance you're wearing."

"Oh Reed, put on a pot of coffee, I have stories."

"Have any of you met my boyfriend, Bruce Wayne?"

"Sue, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

"My panties are so itchy."

 

[CTFFFan]

I'm too sexy for my shirt

 

[DOG LIPS]

Luke... I am your fatha. Woot!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Reed: "Bye Shmoopie"

Doom: "No, you're shmoopie"

Reed: "No, you are."

Doom" No, You are shmoopie!"

 

[Sauron]

Johnny, when you flame on, I get off!

I have a recipe for a blue berry pie you must have, it's to die for.

Who wants to go to Old Navy?!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

"Dear Mary Kate and Ashley,

Doom is like totally the biggest fan! Doom so completely identifies with that episode of FUll House where Michelle thought no one liked her. No one likes Doom either. Everyone like totally likes Reed. Its so unfair. Anyways, it would be so excellent if you sent Doom an autograph. If you do, Doom will totally be love you forever.

Love, Vic"

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

Heh. You rule, Dew!

 

[Franklin Richards]

You’re Smashin’ Passion Fruit!
You've got it and you're definitely not afraid to flaunt it! The tropical and tempting flavor of passion fruit lip gloss is the perfect match for your straightforward, sexy style. Your love of slinky clothes in sensual fabrics and deep, dramatic makeup guarantees that you'll always make an entrance -- and leave a lasting impression! And whether you’ve already found your Mr. Right or are still out there searching, he'll be helpless to the powers of your passion-fruit pucker!

Damn these Online Tests! Doom swore he'd never take another.


COSMO!!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Gigli is the best movie I've ever freakin' seen, baby! Yeah! Whoo!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

i wish i could fly, right up to the sky, but i can't

mmmmmmmmm........Jimmany cricket

a sheet, milk, paper, chesse.......A GHOST!!!!!!!

 

[Zev]

"Hi, I'm Dr. Doom, I play the role of Julian MacMahon in 'The Real World'..."

Ooh! Existencial!

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: Hey, look what it says: "Congratulation, ****." Made it myself.
Reed: Yeah, that's...real cute...Victor...
Doom: So where' my invitation, asshat? Get lost in the mail?

 

[The Navigator]

So! Who's up for a little Twister?

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: Well, never let it be said that Doom was a man who didn't prefer a good domestic beer every now and again.

 

[Zev]

"doom Smash!!!"

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: "I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

true knowlage is relising that you knoe nothing. I'm the exception that proves the rule!

i like chicken, i like liver, mew-mix, mew-mix, please deliver

KFC, got chicken go soul, but, not in Latvaria

[ad for latvarian Burger King]"You can't have it your way. Burger King!! DOOM'S THE BOSS!!!!!!

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: "I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

Doom: B1tches, leave!

Doom: If the US government sticks a probe up your ass, you will say 'thank you' and 'God bless America!'

Doom: Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays...

Doom: Throw me the eye of agamotto, I throw you the hand of vishanti!
Strange: Throw me the hand!
Doom: Adios, senor.

 

[Lord Valumart]

if a movie was ever made about Doom's life, Doom should be played by....oh drat, whats his name....him off of Nip/Tuck.....thingy...whatshisface......Julian McMahon!!thats it. why should an actor as talented a Kevin Spacy play Doom hen some one form a Fox TV show would do?