Thor caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged *****ebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

JANE: I think we all do, Thor. I think we all do.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I miss the old times, the simpler times... Times when Lindsay Lohan was desirable and likeable and it actually seemed like a good idea to get her liquored up and bang her, times when Charlie Sheen was a degenerate, deranged *****ebag, but at least it was easy to ignore him, times when we all loved watching Mel Gibson go crazy and violent, and he only seemed to have issues with the British... Call me nostalgic, call me a dreamer, but I miss all that...

JANE: I think we all do, Thor. I think we all do.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You know Jane, I always knew the decision to bring back the Barry Allen Flash was going to be controversial, especially since it happened 20 some years after people got used to his replacement, but fans really need to stop taking all their anger out on Geoff Johns, as well as the character of Barry himself, and direct at least some of it at Grant Morrison, the guy who actually brought Barry back to life, and Dan DiDio, who obviously had the resurrection of Barry as part of his agenda from day 1."
JANE: "I can't argue with that."

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Jane: I know I`ve asked you this a hundred times already but- why exactly did your father cast you down to earth?

Thor: Because you touch yourself at night

Jane:..................................

 

[Panthro]

Jane: I know I`ve asked you this a hundred times already but- why exactly did your father cast you down to earth?

Thor: Because you touch yourself at night

Jane:..................................

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Jane: Thor do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Thor: Yes after fighting frost giants for months on end and crushing some trolls beneath my boots and then dousing myself and brethren with mead.
Jane: That is not what I meant.

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Jane, I enjoy these special times but doesnt the thought of glorious battles against powerful enemies that want to destroy you burn like that fire in front of us in your soul?
Jane: Damn Thor take it easy. You sound like a bunch of Klingons!
Thor: Who are these Klingons?! I will make battle with them that will set the heavens ablaze!!!
Jane: *Facepalm*

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff mc

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Loki: Cant you fanboys see that the helmet is clearly just waaaay too heavy to wear all the time?!

 

[Panthro]

Loki: Cant you fanboys see that the helmet is clearly just waaaay too heavy to wear all the time?!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Asgardians! Prepare for Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast for tonight we dine in Hell!"

Sorry, I'm low on material and it was such an obvious choice.

 

[mc7791]

Asgardians: No we think we will follow Odin instead. We get better dental too.

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Raise your hand if your sure!!
Asgardians: The only thing we are sure of is that you need a shower!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Yo fellow Asgard dudes ... its Hammer time!!
Asgardians: Hey Thor MC Hammer called he wants his catch phrase back!!

 

[ultimatefan]

PORTMAN: Did you hear that? Darren Aronofsky left The Wolverine cuz he´d have to leave his family for a year to shoot overseas! I feel so bad for him!

HEMSWORTH: That´s total bull****. He left cuz he wanted full control of the movie, like Nolan had with The Dark Knight, and Fox can´t let go of their dumbass micromanaging ways, even though they spent over a year without a single movie hitting over 100 millions domestically.

PORTMAN: But... We made Black Swann with them, and had no problems with creative control.

HEMSWORTH: Yeah, but that was a Fox Searchlight indie movie, not a summer tentpole. Bryan Singer´s X-Men movies were a fluke. Look at how they handled X3, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

PORTMAN: Whoa. With all its cheap reputation, I guess we´re still lucky to be at Marvel Studios.

HEMSWORTH: indeed we are,my dear. Indeed we are.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR:We shall bring Tom Rothman´s head in a lance, and put Darren Aronofsky back in the director´s chair for The Wolverine, or the God Of Thunder´s wrath shall crack the very sky open!!

 

[Panthro]

PORTMAN: Did you hear that? Darren Aronofsky left The Wolverine cuz he´d have to leave his family for a year to shoot overseas! I feel so bad for him!

HEMSWORTH: That´s total bull****. He left cuz he wanted full control of the movie, like Nolan had with The Dark Knight, and Fox can´t let go of their dumbass micromanaging ways, even though they spent over a year without a single movie hitting over 100 millions domestically.

PORTMAN: But... We made Black Swann with them, and had no problems with creative control.

HEMSWORTH: Yeah, but that was a Fox Searchlight indie movie, not a summer tentpole. Bryan Singer´s X-Men movies were a fluke. Look at how they handled X3, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

PORTMAN: Whoa. With all its cheap reputation, I guess we´re still lucky to be at Marvel Studios.

HEMSWORTH: indeed we are,my dear. Indeed we are.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The other one was funny too UF. You can never go wrong with bashing Tom Rothman.

 

[mc7791]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The other one was funny too UF. You can never go wrong with bashing Tom Rothman.

yeah good stuff

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Abortions for all!"
ASGARDIANS: "Boo!"
THOR: "Hmm. Abortions for none!"
ASGARDIANS: "Boo!!"
THOR: "Argh. Abortions for some, small wavy American flogs for others!"
ASGARDIANS: "Yay!!!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Loki just pawn in great game of life."

 

[ladyloki]

Can you picture Tony Stark saying this to Odin

Tony : " I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye ? "

OMG

Insert Odin's reaction here :


LOL t:

 

[Vartha]

lol

 

[steintym]

THOR: They can send the frost giants, even Destroyer, but they CANNOT silence our pledge! DAREDEVIL´S RIGHTS MUST REVERT BACK TO MARVEL!! F*** FOX!!!

CROWD: F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!

Nice!

I think this also works with just the "F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!! F*** FOX!!!" part.