Thor caption thread - Part 1

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[ultimatefan]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Just the announcement of Anne Hathaway being cast as Catwoman CRASHED THE BOARDS?! C´mon, we´ve had tons of announcements, pictures, even a trailer, and we NOT ONCE crashed the boards!!
REED: Are you really trying to compare your popularity with the Batman mythos?
THOR: Do you really want to get into that argument, Mr. "Fox made our franchise a Men In Black´s poor cousin"?
REED: Sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Stupid Fox.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

PORTMAN: If getting an Oscar nomination for a movie where I do a hot lesbian scene with Mila Kunis doesn´t make people forget my Star Wars prequels fiasco, nothing will!

 

[Bren]

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Poor Thor.

 

[ultimatefan]

KUNIS: Oh Megan Fox...
PORTMAN: What did you just say?
KUNIS; huh nothing baby. I love you!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

Bwahahahahahaha

Yours were funny too UF

 

[BigThor]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Hahahahaha funny stuff UF

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Stop complaining that Nolan's Batman isn't a detective! He's still learning how to be Batman! He's not gonna be a perfect detective right off the bat! And stop complaining about him running over cop cars with the Tumbler and being on the run from the cops for crimes he didn't commit, it's happened in the comics you know!"

 

[BigThor]

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!

Hehehehehehe

 

[BigThor]

I fixed it Panthro, so got quote the new version

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

 

[kedrell]

Hehehe, well be fair Thor and share the love since you already had your trailer out and it was well received. At least you're getting a Superbowl spot. Green Lantern won't even be showing up.

 

[BigThor]

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

Hahahaha...I agree

I also agree with your signature, curvy >>> thin, in my opinion

 

[Panthro]

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[BigThor]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Funny stuff indeed

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some *****ebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some *****ebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[steintym]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some *****ebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

Nice!

 

[BigThor]

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some *****ebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

I think Anne Hathaway is alot more on the "thin" side, I dnt see how someone could call her overweight.

Hahahaha at the Frost monster...lol

 

[Timstuff]

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

 

[BigThor]

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

Hehehehe, nice one Tim