What if...

[Alpha and Omega]

He is. His wife was his 'fall-guy.'

What if Frank Sinatra was still alive?

 

[redmarvel]

He'ld complain about modern music, movies and dancing (just like most of the other old men).

What if Prince Charles were King of England?

 

[Mister J]

He never would have allowed Ocean's Eleven or Ocean's Twelve to be made. He would have pretended the director was Sinead O'Connor and threaten to "kick his ass".

What if the Hype got the two or three additional servers they've been talking about for the last few weeks?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Ummm they would have more servers then they do now

What if I worked rather then posted?

 

[redmarvel]

The Hype would be a lot quieter than it is now.

What if people paid me when I danced?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

You would wear the red-cape shown in your avvy, and give complimentary lap-dances for every hundredth customer.


What if our reality was an illusion?

 

[redmarvel]

You would all be part of my dream and forced to serve me in every way.

What if a device were created that would allow you to form a 3d hologram around yourself so you could appear any way you wanted to?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would have invented it. I would sell it and make millions. . . dare I say billions.

What if money lost its value?

 

[redmarvel]

Everyone would have to go back to trading products and services instead and the Government wouldn't be able to tax them.

What if Banks didn't charge fees?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would never check my monthly statement.

What if the weather was consistently predictable on the east coast, but problematic on the west?

 

[Hades]

What if this thread was never created.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Then you never would have posted that.


What if Christopher Walken fought Paul Newman?

 

[Mister J]

Walken would give him the infamous "I'm Christophen Walken, the scariest bastard alive" look while Newman just hungrily ate hard-boiled eggs ala 'Cool Hand Luke'. After all the eggs were gone, Walken would continue staring and staring, while Newman ate some Paul Newman-brand popcorn. After the popcorn, Newman would induldge in his other products; pasta sauce, salsa and lemonade among them. Newman would then begin to get nervous because Walken wasn't blinking and showing any emotion, outside of a quiet rage.

They would approach each other and prepare to get down to business...when all of a sudden, Newman would be overcome by the most raunchy, noxious gas anyone ever imagined. Walken would frantically look for an exit, while Newman would bask in the magnificence or his own flatulence. Soon, he too would be overwhelmed by the power of what would be later referred to as 'The Thing'. The Thing would go on to react with the excess butter that Newman's popcorn is noted for, as well as the various components of Newman's other products. Additionally, The Thing would gather strength from the toxic vapors from the pool of boiling acid that Walken had planned to place Newman in after rendering him unconscious.

The resulting chemical reaction would give The Thing the ability to hold its gas form and not dissipate, as this was no normal fart. It would gather more potency by absorbing residual carbon dioxide in the air. The Thing would go on to terrorize a playground of small children, ruin a garage sale and even destroy a patch of freshly planted strawberries. The Thing would grow to monstrous proportions and a vicious smell, until it was consumed by an even greater force...Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Similar to a tractor beam, O'Donnell's ass drew the potent force to her and overwhelmed it with her own insatiable appetite, including anything that is or once was food. For her efforts, O'Donnell would be given a lifetime pass to Shecky's All-Night Chicken Shack.


What if we had flying cars?

 

[Fledermaus]

Traffic copters would be redundant.

What if Earth had the gravity of the moon?

 

[Mister J]

Fat people would still be fat, but they'd be happier because it would take less effort to get to the bakery/candy store/Weight Watchers meetings. People could just float everywhere.

What if dogs spoke English?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

They could make a real-life family guy!

What if Frank Sinatra had played Dirty Harry, Like he was suposed to?

 

[CConn]

Def Leppard would've never been formed. Well, it would have, but they'd play blue grass.

What if we threw that whole "freedom" thing out the window?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Right now it currently sits in the window sill.

What if Chris Farley was still alive?

 

[CConn]

Him and David Spade would release a new film every single year. 5 people would see said films. They would not be impressed.

What if the Pet Rock and Furbies somehow merged and tried to make comeback?

 

[user123456789]

(wish he knew wtf pet rock & furbies were)

 

[Mister J]

Him and David Spade would release a new film every single year. 5 people would see said films. They would not be impressed.

What if the Pet Rock and Furbies somehow merged and tried to make comeback?

I'd push for Congressional legislation to start mass production of the original Transformers line.

What if marijuna was legalized?

 

[user123456789]

i'd smoketh it forevereth.

what if we could eat as much as we want without gaining weight?

 

[CConn]

You'd eat babies, you sick ****.

What if, the future, was now?

 

[user123456789]

I'd do things right the first time.

What if, ppl kissed with their ass cheeks instead of our lips?

 

[Mister J]

I wouldn't be kissing girls as much

What if CConn gathered an appreciation for music from the 70's and 80's?