What is the best Chuck Norris fact??

[Batman333]

chuck norris doesnt get wet, wet gets chuck norris!

 

[Batman333]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[Batman333]

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

 

[Batman333]

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

 

[Batman333]

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

[Cho Chang]

The primary export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

 

[Cho Chang]

Chuck Norris gives Aids to Syphilis

 

[LadyVader]

My personal favourite is:

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.

 

[Archangel]

Every Chuck Norris fact was funny when it was a Vin Diesel fact.

 

[Underoath]

My personal favourite is:

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.

lmao

 

[Underoath]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

 

[Tangled Web]

Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

That's my favorite.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I was hanging out the other day, watching TV, and my friend (who is really into the Chuck Norris fact thing) got really excited when he saw Walker Texas Ranger was on.

Me: "Dude, he's a complete f'ing tool. The point of the facts is that it's a joke. He's not cool at all."
Him: "Don't say that about Chuck Norris! He's Chuck Norris!"
Me: "Whatever. I'm telling you, if will be boring, have one bad fight scene, and will have a PSA at the end, probably with Christian undertones."
Him: "No way, he's awesome!"
(Half and hour later)
Him: "Wow, you're right, he's a complete tool."

 

[Immortalfire]

You twits. Dig up the original Chuck thread.

 

[Matt]

I was hanging out the other day, watching TV, and my friend (who is really into the Chuck Norris fact thing) got really excited when he saw Walker Texas Ranger was on.

Me: "Dude, he's a complete f'ing tool. The point of the facts is that it's a joke. He's not cool at all."
Him: "Don't say that about Chuck Norris! He's Chuck Norris!"
Me: "Whatever. I'm telling you, if will be boring, have one bad fight scene, and will have a PSA at the end, probably with Christian undertones."
Him: "No way, he's awesome!"
(Half and hour later)
Him: "Wow, you're right, he's a complete tool."

Its true. People who have clinched onto this mainstream Chuck Norris craze caused by the Walker lever and the fact generator don't realize...it was done to make fun of him.

 

[Bruce Lee]

Norris is a hack. I still have that handful of chest hair I ripped off his "amazing" body.

 

[Spider-Bite]

When chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you he tears a whole in the fabric of spacetime sending you to an alternate universe full of other chuck Norrises waiting to round house kick you back into this universe.

When it was discovered by Albet Einstein and made public Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

We now know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Chuck norris kicked Bruce Lee in half. The result is Jackie Chang and Jet Li.

Chuck NOrris did a roundhouse kick so fast that it went back in time and killed the Dinosaurs.

One time Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

 

[Super_Child]

My sig.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Lol!

 

[Unleashed]

**** Norris can impregnate a woman just by pointing at her and saying "Boo-Yah!"

 

[Unleashed]

The all-time best, can't be beat fact ever:

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

 

[user123456789]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

LOL!

 

[user123456789]

My sig.

LMFAO !!!!!!!!