What will be the next Marvel Recon?

[Darthphere]

But picture it.

"Haha! Nailed Tigra! How about you, Joe!"

"Miss...miss...bah, Capt. Ultra. Lame."

"Wasp! Hey, I never liked her..."

"Brian, I just hit Luke Cage."

"No you didn't. Otherwise, Dan DiDio is in my Fave Five."

"Yes, master."

Was this supposed to be funny?

 

[PhotoJones]

You didn't LOL?

 

[Darthphere]

Not even a sarcastic lawl.

 

[PhotoJones]

Yikes, that's bad.

 

[moraldeficiency]

it's kids, they want to change their readership from us to little kids. It makes for easier storywriting, less accountability, and kids have lots of money with little else to do with it.

Comics try this trend every so many years and it never takes but they go for it anyway. It'll backfire as always, but they @ucking love doing this every so often.

 

[PhotoJones]

But kids don't read comics.

 

[moraldeficiency]

that's why it fails.

 

[PhotoJones]

Although, the other day at the shop, I did see a incredibly hot mom and her three little kids. They were sitting around a pile of comics trying to decide what to buy.

 

[SuGarRush]

the perfect mom. I hope to marry a woman like that one day.

 

[Darthphere]

Although, the other day at the shop, I did see a incredibly hot mom and her three little kids. They were sitting around a pile of comics trying to decide what to buy.

Of course you led to the section where the Preacher TPB's are.

 

[PhotoJones]

Of course you led to the section where the Preacher TPB's are.

It's that obvious?

 

[Darthphere]

It's that obvious?

"Trust me, this is the perfect title for kids, I mean, Jesus is in it. Everyone loves jesus!"

 

[PhotoJones]

Haha. I did recommend Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, actually.

"They'll love it because it's Spider-Man. You'll love it because it's good."

 

[Darthphere]

Dread, take notes on how to do funny.

 

[JewishHobbit]

If you're not funny, you're not funny. That's why I don't pretend to be funny. I don't like being misleading.

 

[PhotoJones]

Dread is a lot of things, but humorous is not one of them. He's not even funny a little bit. Not even a little bit sometimes.

 

[3dman27]

How will they turn Tony Stark from a total ***** bag to a cool sauve hero in time for the new movie?

THAT retcon cannot come soon enough for yours truly

 

[PhotoJones]

The morally ambiguous Tony Stark is still a cool, sauve hero. He's much more interesting now, too.

 

[Lord Blackbolt]

Still a *****e bag IMO.....

 

[PhotoJones]

Sometimes. Still just as suave and heroic, too.

 

[Lord Blackbolt]

I like him being more sauve and heroic...and less *****e bagish. Though maybe they're trying to make him into a *****e...cause I always get that vibe from Robert Downey Jr..

 

[PhotoJones]

Downey's awesome.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I like Tony as a *****ebag. It makes sense that he'd be an arrogant dick. I'd have a harder time believing that a corporate CEO and high-profile, supergenius tech designer would be a perfect model of selflessness than a *****ebag.

 

[Lord Blackbolt]

Downey's awesome.

He's a awesome actor....but most of the roles he played in the past has been roles where he's a total *****e bag. Weird Science, Bowfinger, Two girls and a Guy....so on and so on.

 

[PhotoJones]

He's a awesome actor....but most of the roles he played in the past has been roles where he's a total *****e bag. Weird Science, Bowfinger, Two girls and a Guy....so on and so on.

That's what you're basing your opinions on?

Go watch The Singing Detective, Good Night and Good Luck, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Zodiac and Wonder Boys.