What will you say?

it will be either "Citizen Kane sucked!" or "If I go I'll take everyone else with me! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaa....ahaha..ha...haha.....heh....... *dead*"
 
"I told you it wasn't a fatty corpuscle."
 
''oh no im about to die''
 
"This wasn't what I expected to happen"
 
Jeez, what else could go wrong today? *Klong* (that's a piano falling on my head)
 
"Yeah? Well you don't have the GUTS to pull that trigger!"
 
"Get my wallet.........It's the one that says Bad Motherf***** on it."

:)
 
"Isn't that comedian Carrot Top just hilarious?!"
 
I want to either say something meaningful and deep. Or something personal that only I understand and everyone around me would live their lives wondering what I meant until they finally understand.....Or something in japanese. Like in a Capcom fighting game when the character is defeated and screams something to the enemy as they're falling...For instance, Iori from SNK.
 
"There's always another motherf***** tryin' to ice skate uphill."
 
"I like to move it move it, I like to,(HUH!*pelvic thrust*) MOVE IT!"
 
To whoever is standing above me as I lay dying:
"This is your fault..."
OR
"Ladies and gentleman, I will now demonstrate my immortality ray."
 
I wonder if an umbrella will really act like a parachute?

"Honey, if I've ever lied to you, may God strike me dead!"

"You know, I've told you a hundred times, if you want to be as healthy as me, you need to quit smoking."
 
My wife said timing would be the key to uttering your last words.

"I do."
 

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