What will you say?

"The first is never start a land war in Asia. But the second, and equally well known, is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Aaaaahahahaha! Aaaahahhahahahahaha!"
*Clunk*
 
"Ha ha ha ha ha!! Damn are we lucky that didn't explode!"
 
"HA!!! I OWNED YOU! I O-W-N-E-D YOU!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!", then I get nailed by a falling dead body :P
 
"Perhaps that wasn't the brightest idea I ever had......."
 
"Wow! Is that a real bear?"
 
"I dropped your...*cough* in the toilet..."
 
"Don't do this to me, grandma!"
 
Whatever you do, don't go to *mumbles* you'll die there... *dies*
 
Oh for f**k sake, you told me that you disarmed it...............BOOOOM!!!
 
Me with a friend:-

Friend: Oh crap its a Tiger!!!
Me: S**t! What do we do!?!
Friend: Ok, stay still, look big and scary. *runs away*
Me: Ok then what..........Kyrss? *looks behind*......Aww crap.
 
"I see a light...but, this is not Heaven......this is...SPARTA!!!!!!!" *dies*
 

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