What's The Last Movie You Watched? - - - - Part 21

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is simply an insulting film, from a story to a technical standpoint. The script is a mess. Cobra Commander does nothing. He walks around showing off his badass outfit, says a couple of lines here and there, and that’s all she wrote. Zartan is disguised as the president of the United States for the whole movie, played by Jonathan Pryce, so don’t expect this elderly gentleman to bust out some moves The best cast member is RZA, who plays a blind martial arts master, who tries to incorporate some sort of Asian accent into his character…now let that sink in…yeah, I can’t stop laughing either.

Fight scenes are fast, shaky, confusing and all round badly edited together with a continuous soundtrack playing yo!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a piss poor movie that will be forgotten a lot faster than it’s predecessor.
 
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is simply an insulting film, from a story to a technical standpoint. The script is a mess. Cobra Commander does nothing. He walks around showing off his badass outfit, says a couple of lines here and there, and that’s all she wrote. Zartan is disguised as the president of the United States for the whole movie, played by Jonathan Pryce, so don’t expect this elderly gentleman to bust out some moves The best cast member is RZA, who plays a blind martial arts master, who tries to incorporate some sort of Asian accent into his character…now let that sink in…yeah, I can’t stop laughing either.

Fight scenes are fast, shaky, confusing and all round badly edited together with a continuous soundtrack playing yo!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a piss poor movie that will be forgotten a lot faster than it’s predecessor.

I loved the movie and thought RZA was the absolute worst cast member. He was laughably bad. :p
 
I like this. It could use an extra dose of 'thriller' but it's entertaining enough. Tim Olyphant is a hoot.

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The Rocketeer (1993)

The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
 
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3/5

Definitely better than the last film. No power suits and no Wayans.

I read a review saying how you can tell everything that's going on in the fights, I could...but it was still a tad too fast to fully enjoy it. My main problem with the film is that they didn't use Cobra Commander enough. Other than that, it was a pretty fun film.
 
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is simply an insulting film, from a story to a technical standpoint. The script is a mess. Cobra Commander does nothing. He walks around showing off his badass outfit, says a couple of lines here and there, and that’s all she wrote. Zartan is disguised as the president of the United States for the whole movie, played by Jonathan Pryce, so don’t expect this elderly gentleman to bust out some moves The best cast member is RZA, who plays a blind martial arts master, who tries to incorporate some sort of Asian accent into his character…now let that sink in…yeah, I can’t stop laughing either.

Fight scenes are fast, shaky, confusing and all round badly edited together with a continuous soundtrack playing yo!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a piss poor movie that will be forgotten a lot faster than it’s predecessor.

Didn't this get delayed about a year also?
 
Spring Breakers.

Not at all what I expected, but I loved it.
 
X Men: First Class, for the first time missed it in theaters and I wish I HAD seen it in theaters I freaking loved it!
 
As I mentioned in the Solomon Kane thread, this is free on Xbox Live Video this weekend. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Purefoy was awesome. I'll by this if they ever get around to releasing the dvd in the states.

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is simply an insulting film, from a story to a technical standpoint. The script is a mess. Cobra Commander does nothing. He walks around showing off his badass outfit, says a couple of lines here and there, and that’s all she wrote. Zartan is disguised as the president of the United States for the whole movie, played by Jonathan Pryce, so don’t expect this elderly gentleman to bust out some moves The best cast member is RZA, who plays a blind martial arts master, who tries to incorporate some sort of Asian accent into his character…now let that sink in…yeah, I can’t stop laughing either.

Fight scenes are fast, shaky, confusing and all round badly edited together with a continuous soundtrack playing yo!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a piss poor movie that will be forgotten a lot faster than it’s predecessor.


I found the fight scenes much easier to follow than most of the recent action films that rely on shaky cam. Also I thought the RZA was the worst part of the movie. That guy should not be acting.
 
Westworld = I liked Yul Brynner as the terminator and the premise of a theme park going wrong is always enjoyable. There are some major plotholes , but I find this a very enjoyable classic.

Soldier = It's a generic action film , but handled really well.
 
Also I thought the RZA was the worst part of the movie. That guy should not be acting.

Between this and Man with the Iron Fists, it looks like he needs to stop stealing roles from Michael Jai White.
 
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