Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 2

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I bet Dark Raven is such a lady's man.

 

[Sawyer]

That almost reads like he was attempting to parody similar posts, but it was so lacking in humor that it sounded serious.

Or he's actually serious. Either or.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I like how picky nerds are about tattoos or other perceived imperfections on gorgeous women who would never so much as smile at them in public. Wow, she has a wheel on her foot... Like you would give a **** if she asked you out.

 

[Marvolo]

*mid coitus*

"OMG is that a wheel tatooed on your foot?! It is! Oh this is not good. Ive got to go! Get off of me you uncivilized philistine!"

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

*mid coitus*

"OMG is that a wheel tatooed on your foot?! It is! Oh this is not good. Ive got to go! Get off of me you uncivilized philistine!"

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[DarkSovereignty]

Ugh, don't remind me of that dipsh**.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The real DS…. lives!

Where you been, man?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Eh, felt I needed to take a break from this place for a bit. Figured I'd give it another chance. There are still SOME people on here I actually want to talk to.

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm guessing that doesn't include little ole me.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Of course it does. But Parker Wayne needs to watch himself

 

[Parker Wayne]

Bring it, b***h.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Welcome back Sovvy

Eh, felt I needed to take a break from this place for a bit. Figured I'd give it another chance. There are still SOME people on here I actually want to talk to.

Someone call harryoscop.

 

[The Shape]

Someone call harryoscop.

A phrase that should never be spoken or written.

 

[Marvolo]

Jog my memory, who is harryoscop?

 

[Kane52630]

A Spidey board Hypester, nuffsaid.

 

[Marvolo]

A Spidey board Hypester, nuffsaid.

You mean he was fanatical in his misguided opinions?

 

[C. Lee]

You mean he was fanatical in his misguided opinions?

Until he changed his mind a week later......and then changed it again a week later.....and then changed it again a week later....and then.......

 

[Parker Wayne]

A Spidey board Hypester, nuffsaid.

So he's in middle school?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Hey now... That's not fair to middle schoolers. I'm sure the Spidey film boards have plenty of 30 and 40 year old virgins and social misfits among their ranks. And they're immature in ways middle schoolers couldn't even dream of.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Jog my memory, who is harryoscop?

This guy.

Mr. harryoscop, a moment of your time, if you please.
Tell us in details, your every thought when you look at every movie Spidey suit we had so far.

Okay, when I look at the Raimi SM1-2-3 suits, I applaud him for making the design his own while keeping all the same details. great translation from the comic books, P.S I like the silver webbing and the triangular shaped eyes. my only gripe was Tobey's build in SM3.

When I look at TASM1 suit, I'm in awe. It's sleek, it's somewhat menacing (gives me Ditko vibes) and it's something fresh and new. I LOVE the way the suit looks in motion (Spidey needs to move like that in the MCU) it's so... fast and superhuman perfect prototype-ish costume to start off a new series.

When I look at the TASM2 I want to throw up in a bucket. Webb could have modified TASM1's costume and made it more classic (no leg stripes, a belt, no silver soles, red gloves) but instead he copped out and lazily rehashed Raimi's vision of the Spider-Man movie costume. I mean really? ugly gross reflective webbing to the point where it looks grey, Raimi brick fabric, raised webbing and symbols? the eyes look so ugly. the black rims are too damn thin and they make his head look like a red balloon.
The belt is too fat and makes Andrew look like a skinny-fat guy.
AND worst of all, it's overrated among fans. they act like it's the END ALL Spider-Man movie suit.. they even want Marvel to use a slightly modified version of this atrocity.

Just a ****** suit in every sense of the word.

Thank God that we won't be getting a rehash of this garbage like some fans want.

 

[Marvolo]

He seems very...hyperbolic.

By the way, TASM 2 suit was my favorite. I love it even more now knowing that somewhere, harryoscop is vomiting in a bucketbecause of it.

 

[SuperFerret]

He does realize that the ASM2 costume is pretty much the comic book Spider-Man costume, right?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I doubt he realizes much at all.

 

[Kane52630]

I also hope he realizes it's a ****in costume.

 

[Guts]

This guy.

The belt is too fat and makes Andrew look like a skinny-fat guy.

What is a skinny-fat guy?