Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 2

[JJJ's Ulcer]

#TeamSawyer

 

[Spider-Aziz]

God, they must have all gotten the runs while they were fighting crime. How embarrassing….

Batman has a system in his Batsuit that filters his waste into edible protein bars.

Which Robin eats to get back his energy.

"Holy protein, Batman! Please tell Alfred to share his recipe!"

"Heh, yeah. Alfred. Keep eating, kid. Plenty more where that came from."

Grant Morrison will use that as a way of integrating The Human Centipede into DC continuity.

An evil mad scientist turns Batman and Robin into a Human Centipede and the only question that Robin has on his mind is "Why does this taste exactly like Alfred's protein bars?".

"How'd those protein bars taste, Carrie?"

"Like, really old and musty, Batman. I think they're about 10 years past their expiration date."

This thread has completely degenerated, what are people eating in here!?
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What, a thread about chili recipes degraded into a discussion of Frank Miller and Human Centipede? Just another day on the Hype.

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[The Shape]

I just checked the last month of Human Torch's posts.....it's been about 10 days since he even posted in the FF forum, he's only made around 10 posts in there the last month, and in none of them did he call anyone names or tell them they can't post in there because they have a different opinion than he does.

So why exactly should I be reprimanding him? Are you just complaining to be complaining and to try and look cool.....again?

 

[Kane52630]

If you can live in any advertisement, what would it be?

Dibs on the Wendy's commercials with the cute redhead.

What a fox!

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[JP]

Wendy's, man.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Ooff.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Buzz..... Your girlfriend. Woof.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Batfleck eating pizza in his cave......in Snyder slo-mo.

Here's a gif from the movie. I put it in spoiler tags because it's a bootleg.

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Tell me...do you deliver?

You will.

Man I want some pizza now. DAMN YOU TACIT!

absolute pizza corrupts...absolutely

Is it surprising that supreme pizza would be controversial?

They brought their toppings here

What if he's a guy that thinks pineapple on pizza is wrong?

Pineapple is no apple

 

[Guts]

These reactions to David Ayer's tweet.

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

Madhatter confirmed

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

Marvel/DC crossover confirmed.

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

Hulk joins WB DCCU

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

deadman confirmed

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

Basil Karlo confirmed.

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

Dr. Who confirmed

David Ayer ‏@DavidAyerMovies 1 min
Acting requires incredible courage. Courage I don't possess. My hat is off to those who dare.

FINALLY! Daredevil is back in the Dccu!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Brilliant. This is an example of when everything comes together and the internet actually works.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

How I feel about the 5 candidates for Spider-man

Agreed. All of the actors are good actors, but they are all too young. Is Tony gonna pick him up from school and help him with his algebra 1 homework?

A challenger appears….

Sony looking at kids who look like they should be in High School! Oh the horror!

Dude, whatever. They look like they're 12 year old eunuchs.

Alfie Allen is playing a eunuch on Game of Thrones and he's younger than Andrew Garfield. He should get the part.

This guy totally looks 12.

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Okay, you got me. He could be 13. Maybe he's smiling because he just celebrated his Bar Mitzvah.

They should at least cast an actor that got punched in the face by puberty.

I don't get what the big fuss is about. Any one of those chicks would be just fine for Mary Jane Watson.

Win.

 

[Guts]

Remember when Parker Wayne (Mrs. Sawyer) got everyone to look up the definition of Alabama Hot Pocket.

I wish people would stop trying to get me to move to California. I've already said a million times over I'm straying right where I am because I just hate California and its weather. I was born in the North and I prefer the solitude of Winter as well as the cold and the snow. Besides, I'm not fond of working in the porn industry like the perverts want me to do. I cannot believe the things they tell me like I'm going to leap at the chance to be exploited by them.

Wait, wait, I've been gone a while, but I'm surprised this is the first time I've heard of you working in the adult entertainment industry. You should hit Parker Wayne up with some details. From what I hear, you and he had a prior Titanic-esque run-in. He'll never let go.

Parker Wayne likes long walks on the Jersey Shore, bad Chinese food and anti-Yakuza movements.

I also love Monster Hunter, 50 Shades of Gray roleplay (with me as Ana), and Alabama Hot Pockets.

That caught your eye and not Alabama Hot Pockets?

I'm sure I'll have a reaction to that, too...



... once I've googled what that is.

Go on, we'll all be here when you do.

I googled it.

 

[Parker Wayne]

t:

 

[Sawyer]

I really want to do a "Best of guitarking" post topped off by his PM to me from a few weeks back...

you don't have to call a mod every time you see a differing opinion

I didn't notify them. I'd go out on a limb and say you're annoying more than just one person here.

What kind of board only allows one point of view? This is nazi behavior

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I think some people just say random stuff to make themselves seem more enlightened than everyone else. So it's always delcious when they're presented with irrefutable proof that shuts them down.

The Dark Knight's Joker has nothing to do with anarchism.

"Introduce a little anarchy." - Joker, The Dark Knight

(After all that, he still tried to argue with an actual quote from the character&#8230

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Oh my God….. The Question is continuing to try to twist this argument and win it, and ThePhantasm just keeps shutting him down with other quotes from the film. It's like Heath Ledger is directly replying to him.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Backpedal... backpedal... backpedal...

"The Joker has nothing to do with anarchy. . . er, wait, I meant he has nothing to do with anarchy because he doesn't oppose all authority. . . er, wait, I mean that's not all that anarchy means, you know, its a complex philosophy, and Joker didn't lay it all out in specific terms in the film, so we have no way to tell that he's really an anarchist..." ad infinitum.

 

[Sawyer]

The absolute histrionics over Leto's Joker look is hilarious to me.

 

[ThePhantasm]

The absolute histrionics over Leto's Joker look is hilarious to me.

Yeah, I wanted to go through and save some of the more hilarious reactions for posterity, but the thread is moving too damn fast.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The absolute histrionics over Leto's Joker look is hilarious to me.

Well, that too. But I would be TiVo'ing non-stop for 20 pages if I were to try and record all of that.

I think Leto will be a good Joker and overall his look seems decent, but I do agree the 'damaged' tat on the forehead was a dumb design choice.

 

[Sawyer]

I wish I could post like Sawyer. The elegance of the insults. It is like nothing effects him. So jealous.

From someone on the opposite side of the argument, no less.

 

[Guts]

Actually one my favorite Sawyer posts.

When I see people repeatedly post their s***ty photoshops of perfectly good original images:

That's the part of the comic book fandom that I will never understand...the materialistic fanboys.

1: This photo is cool but wouldn't it be cooler if this shade of red was a slightly different shade of red?

2: OMG DAT LOOKS SO GUD!!!!

1. Jason Momoa is cool and all, but he's just not blonde enough.

2. LOOK AT ALL THE YELLOW PAINT I'M USING!!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This is almost as bad as when YouTubers rip awesome clips from movies or TV shows, but then dub it over with their ****** alt-rock, emo pop, or nu-metal soundtracks.

 

[JP]

Actually one my favorite Sawyer posts.

I remember this. This was good.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Do You Feel?

I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

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