Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 2

[Marvolo]

That awkward moment when someone tries to shade a CBM hero not getting a solo sequel... by propping up another CBM hero who is ALSO not getting a solo sequel.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Remember when you weren't the worst?

We both know that's never been the state of things.

I'm gonna have to agree with Whiskey on this one. That tivo is pretty lame.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

El Maybe has been right on a few occasions.

What do you call a chicken with a parachute?

My ass.

That's how often he has been right.

 

[Kane52630]

Silly Bingers, it took me about a month to watch all of DareDevil. There's no way I could watch a whole series in one go. Its totally the wrong way to watch any series. One episode at a time, my friends, it keeps the obsessive nitpicking away.

 

[jokesonm3]

Sometimes i also like to saviour each episode, knowing that we'll have to wait an entire year for more.

 

[ThePhantasm]

When newbs invade the Gotham boards

I think gordon should become batman in this show... bruce could take the mantle when he is older

I have been playing around with the letters to “Jerome Velaska” and I have come up with the anagrams: “Me a Joker Slave” or “Me a Joker Salve” A salve is described as an ointment put on the skin to soothe pain. Obviously Jerome was doing the opposite and causing pain. According to Wiki: The name (salve) comes from archaic belief that an irritant can "draw out" evil humors. Take that as you will.

Let Selina and Bruce have a date that goes beyond PG 13. As long as young Bruce is a virgin, he's far away from being Batman and running Wayne Enterprises. Alfred said it best. He's still a child. Maybe for now...

 

[ComicChick]

yikes

 

[ThePhantasm]

Flipper Zod Rises

By the way, to the 43 guests reading this... if you've ever wanted to join the hype but have been unable to think of a cool username, Flipper Zod would be a brilliant username. Someone get on that.

I'm still waiting for someone to come claim that username

Don't be shy

No one wants to be your drag daughter, Phantasm.

I want a newb to turn into my minion

Hello ��

yassss

welcome to the hype, minion

prove yourself worthy and i will let you in on my secret plans

What did you do?

Reverse-engineered some newb DNA to create a monster that will serve me

no biggie

I'm honored ��
I was always shy to join this forum, but I couldn't let the username Flipper Zod escape my cluches ��

we'll have to work on your spelling, but while you're in my service your confidence will increase tenfold! be shy no more, minion, you've been hired to an esteemed position

Stupid auto-correct ��

I imagine its tough to type with flippers for hands

By what sorcery you did this?

"Don't you see the danger, Phantasm, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."

Love that someone named themselves Flipper Zod.

don't worry roach i've got this under control

this minion is wholly subservient to me

You have gone too far this time Phantasm.

none of you can stop me!

bwahahahahaha!!!

*lightning flashes behind me*

Don't make me Bilbo gif you.

I just hope the next person uses the name ThePhantasms.

I just want to take moment to say hello to everyone. I've been a long time lurker, to shy to actually join, but when I saw that the username Flipper Zod was available I couldn't let the opportunity pass so now I'm here and I'm so excited to meet you all who share the same love for DC as me ����
P.S. I'm typing on my phone so expect many typos ��

Somebody TiVo all this.

This doesn't need to be remembered.

Flipper Zod, as your first task I order you to slap Sawyer with your flipper

(Goldblum voice): " Phanty... Uh... Finds a way..."

 

[KevanG]

And Flipper Zod is the Hype newbie of the week.

 

[Guts]

Tivoing this because it made me laugh while I'm in a library.

When Ben Carson says anything about the Holocaust

if the hobbits had guns sauron would have been defeated much faster

But if Sauron had put up a wall, none of those rapist, drug-dealing Hobbits would've breached his borders. [/Trump]

So who's Gandalf in this, Obama?

Nah Gandalf is Bernie Sanders.

Ron Paul is Radagast the Brown (the poopy-head movie version, not the book version)

why not both?

 

[Lily Adler]

All it needs is the "#politics" and it would be complete.

 

[ThePhantasm]

from a few months ago...

That hilarious time the batboards fell for a Clickhole article

Two-Face’s Face Should Have Been Divided Horizontally Instead Of Vertically. I Will Not Back Down From This.

Two-Face, as we all know, is one of Batman’s biggest nemeses, and he gets his name from the fact that the left side of his face is grossly disfigured and the right side of his face is normal. But anyone who’s given it even three seconds of thought will agree that it would’ve been way cooler and scarier if he was deformed from the nose down and then normal above that. I am steadfast in this opinion.

Imagine this scene that could have been in The Dark Knight: Batman is out in the swamp looking for crime when, all of a sudden, he notices something in his peripheral vision. It’s the hair, forehead, and eyes of innocuous Gotham district attorney Harvey Dent emerging from the water. Batman lets down his guard to say hello and then—BAM—Harvey Dent stands up, revealing that he is actually the villain Two-Face!

Whoa! Doesn’t it give you chills just to think about? It’s the kind of haunting and awesome situation that could never happen with Two-Face as he currently exists. Right now, he’d have to crane his neck sideways and then pop up all awkwardly contorted, which would look stupider than pretty much anything I can think of.

Agree or disagree? Vote above.

This guy has no idea what he's talking about. Batman's out in the swamp when he meets Two Face. That article actually reads like a comedy piece.

I thought the swamp idea sounded pretty cool myself

I don't. It sounds dumb, and the last type of place Batman and Two Face would first meet.

you should be more open-minded about this

I'm not open minded to stupid ideas. As for Dent should only be deformed from the nose down, not only would that look much less scary, but he couldn't even be called Two Face then. Maybe Two Chin, or Two mouth.

he would still only have one chin, not sure what you mean

his chin would just be uglier

It's the same principle as only having one face, except one side is scarred and uglier. But he's still called Two Face.

good point, so he would just have one chin but two mouths

So, whoever came up with this idea... is he on crack?

I feel like I'm in the minority on this

come on. two face's look should never be changed

...That article is a joke, right?

If it was an attempt a joke article, it didn't really succeed.

No. Just...no.

The article is clearly a joke and I also sense ThePhantasm is merely having some fun here.

 

[Kane52630]

Ahh Clickhole.

 

[Parker Wayne]

from a few months ago...

That hilarious time the batboards fell for a Clickhole article

This is beautiful trolling. I think I love you.

 

[ThePhantasm]

The hilarious thing is I wasn't trying to troll anyone, just post a funny thread... which I thought would be obvious from the poll options. But for some reason people thought it was serious, so I decided to play along.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not gonna name names but... Some of the most pretentious muthacussers were in that Tivo, and seeing them get their oh, so intellectual panties in a bunch over what is obviously a joke is rewarding.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You know, this makes me wonder how the burns on Two-Face's made his face symmetrical.
And they reach all the way down his entire body.

The excruciating level of pain Harvey must live with.....

 

[Marvolo]

Since the burns are from head to foot shouldn't he be called Two Body or Two-Face-Neck-Torso-Penis-Scrotum-Leg-Foot?

I'm not backing down from this!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Travesty]

How are TDKR boards doing, lately?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

How are TDKR boards doing, lately?

Not too busy.

 

[Kane52630]

Hopefully, you guys will forgive me for not entirely sifting through this thread but I have to say that I like the way Trump sounds but am unsure about him as a president.

I am sick of illegal immigrants taking jobs away from hard working americans. YET I am also sympathetic about people getting torn apart from their families and dealing with ICE kicking down doors...

I am not racist but have worked in factories where people don't speak English and essentially favor each other resulting in a hiring infrastructure based around them. It's irritating when it can't be "us". Also the whole gangbanger thought process seems to be "when we get angry we cut you down; we're beyond you; we can take things to a whole nother level beyond you" combined with sort of an attitude where they can so easily take things to another level due to a simplistic attitude and thought process is something I'm not going to bow to...

Prison's have race gangs why do we need it on the job market? I'm just sick of the low riding, sub woofing, glass engine, positraction, spray painted car startling me as I'm walking through the parking lot at the local mall as if they're some bad asses that can't ever be messed with. Well guess what? I'm not taking crap! Trump sounds good... However, I'm struggling with his simplistic approach and think he's a bit of a blowhard at times... That and he works in such broad strokes it may be that he has more acumen personally than what he projects media wise. He's concerned about image and projection and able to deal with divisive people that support him I can tell that...

I am not racist but

Has anything good ever followed this phrase?

Tis is true.

 

[Sawyer]

Someone who joined a CBM message board two months ago deciding to give their POV on immigration?

Sounds legit.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm not saying all new posters are PBUs, BUT...

 

[ComicChick]

i really wish you guys would stop that